Sex is like

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Sex is like a petrol station sometimes you get full service, sometimes out of service and sometimes you have to be satisfied with SELF SERVICE:shutup:

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Oldie but a goodie.

[Maha]

Sex is like a petrol station sometimes you get full service, sometimes out of service and sometimes you have to be satisfied with SELF SERVICE:shutup:

And it all involves 'Pumping'.....:yes:

[sunhuntin]

And it all involves 'Pumping'.....:yes:

and dripping...

[Disco Dan]

dripping...

You are? or Maha Man?

[The Stranger]

Sex is like a petrol station sometimes you get full service, sometimes out of service and sometimes you have to be satisfied with SELF SERVICE:shutup:

And sometimes you have to pay before you get any.

[Disco Dan]

What about if you pee in it? :gob:

[Toaster]

And sometimes you have to pay before you get any.

Really now? :innocent:

[Toaster]

If you are unleaded then does that mean you can't make babies?

[Quartermile]

Maybe, and desil is like married couples its harder to get the spark:D

[jetboy]

And sometimes you have to pay before you get any.
men always pay somehow

[_Gina_]

What about if you pee in it? :gob:
There's always one who doesn't quite get the joke context, eh?

[Disco Dan]

There's always one who doesn't quite get the joke context, eh?

...for those not in the 'know', it's called a *golden shower*. Not something I have or would try!

[_Gina_]

...for those not in the 'know', it's called a *golden shower*. Not something I have or would try!
Unfortunately, I already knew that, wasn't quite the point I was trying to make ! Seemed left of centre, but hey, each to 'is own DD!

I blame the internet for the introduction of these things, I mean who doesn't remember the Horse Gag.

[Grahameeboy]

And it all involves 'Pumping'.....:yes:

Is that like EFTPOS pay at pump??

[Disco Dan]

Is that like EFTPOS pay at pump??

shame you dont always get a reciept... :innocent: *out of paper*

[ManDownUnder]

...for those not in the 'know', it's called a *golden shower*. Not something I have or would try!

Be careful not to assume ignorance on the part of others. Sometimes we're sitting here handing out "just enough rope"

It's fun to watch...

[ManDownUnder]

Don't forget to try for a lube joke, spillage, chosing to eat "before or after pumping" (that's cream pie for those "in the know")

The obvious "Gas" joke

Must be someting you can make out of "forecourt/foreplay"

If you were in Texas you could go for the filth Mexican forecourt attendant angle - y'know Dirty Sanchez. Not sure how you could get the Donkey Punch joke in... maybe introduce something Amish?

There's a possibility to explore Viagra in the fuel of a sports bike so you can get one up on the forecourt (Mono vs... aaaa you get it).

Did I miss anything?

[_Gina_]

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[Disco Dan]

Be careful not to assume ignorance on the part of others. Sometimes we're sitting here handing out "just enough rope"

It's fun to watch...


...much more fun to participate though dont you think? ;)

[The Stranger]

Be careful not to assume ignorance on the part of others. Sometimes we're sitting here handing out "just enough rope"

It's fun to watch...

Yeah, I like watching too, particularly where there are ropes involved - oh wait, You were talking about something else.

As you were.

[ManDownUnder]

...much more fun to participate though dont you think? ;)

Oh yes it was, but the whole "golden shower" thing doesn't rate as a spectator sport in my book I'm afraid.

[ManDownUnder]

Yeah, I like watching too, particularly where there are ropes involved - oh wait, You were talking about something else.

As you were.

Na mate - best to use neckties. Strong, soft on the skin and customs don't ask questions as they get x-rayed

[avgas]

Dont say that - or she will expect an extra 4% every 10 seconds