Does anyone here speak Italian?

[sisterecho]

I need a translation please!! Someone called me 'morteli bambina' and I cannot find an online translator that will translate morteli. I'm assuming it is spelt wrong. Can anyone help?

[The_Dover]

Just reply with

"Fuck off cunt!"

and you'll be fine.

[ManDownUnder]

bambina is child

"morteli"? dunno.

The other thing to be careful of is a literal translation (vs a meaningful one). Translate "needle in a haystack" into German and have them explain what it means...

[sisterecho]

Apparently it's a compliment but all I can come up with is 'mortale' which means lethal or deadly. I'm stumped! But thanks for your advice.

[Ixion]

PM Mr Giradin. He is Eytralian. Alternatively just find an elderly Ducati owner and say "Psst. How's your electrics ?". Wait for the flood of expletives to run down and you will have heard every cuss word in the Italian language.

[Guitana]

Maybe he was trying to say your drop dead gorgeous baby or you smell like a dead baby who knows one thing I do know is Italians are dodgy and theyre into anal sex so be very wary!!!!!!:shit:

[sisterecho]

Maybe he was trying to say your drop dead gorgeous baby or you smell like a dead baby who knows one thing I do know is Italians are dodgy and theyre into anal sex so be very wary!!!!!!:shit:

Luckily he's not actually Italian then! :yes: Phew!

[Guitana]

Luckily he's not actually Italian then! :yes: Phew!

That's a releif!!!!!!!! They do make good motorcycles though so it sort of balances out!!!

[Maha]

'morteli bambina'

What he was saying.....'' I want to have you babies''.....'' in a teeny weeny car''....:yes:

[cowpoos]

I need a translation please!! Someone called me 'mortteli bambina' and I cannot find an online translator that will translate morteli. I'm assuming it is spelt wrong. Can anyone help?
morteli means "mortar" I think...like "bricks and mortar" or like a "mortar and pestle"?? might have a meaning like binding or earth or something...direct translations don't usually make sence... and bambina is "baby" or "child" or "little one"

hope this helps ;)

[HDTboy]

E-man teaches Italian, perhaps he may me able to help

[miSTa]

Unless "mortali" was meant? If so then that means lethal or fatal...

[Guitana]

morteli means "mortar" I think...like "bricks and mortar" or like a "mortar and pestle"?? might have a meaning like binding or earth or something...direct translations don't usually make sence... and bambina is "baby" or "child" or "little one"

hope this helps ;)

So you think he's saying your dirty baby!!!!!!

[sisterecho]

If only he wasn't so damn stubborn and would just tell me what the bloody word means!!! :angry:

[desmo dave]

If only he wasn't so damn stubborn and would just tell me what the bloody word means!!! :angry:. Child baby is what i come up with.

[Guitana]

If only he wasn't so damn stubborn and would just tell me what the bloody word means!!! :angry:

Tell him if he can't speak english and stop playing with your affections he can Fuck off!!!!!!!!:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

[sisterecho]

. Child baby is what i come up with.

I suppose I do look young for my age. Not a child though I hope!! :blink:

[Guitana]

I suppose I do look young for my age. Not a child though I hope!! :blink:

By the way Sis welcome to KB and we do hope you are indeed a hot babe!!!!

[sisterecho]

By the way Sis welcome to KB and we do hope you are indeed a hot babe!!!!

Thanks so much! Not sure about the 'hot babe' bit though... tis a matter of opinion after all.

[_Gina_]

Random thought....

In english some use "Baby doll" and things like that as a term of endearment, maybe this is something like that, but in Italian????

[The Stranger]

one thing I do know is Italians are dodgy and theyre into anal sex so be very wary!!!!!!:shit:

And you know this how?

[Guitana]

And you know this how?

I watched some Italian porn once !!!!

[Guitana]

And you know this how?

I watched some Italian movies once !!!! And the things they can do with wine bottles they truly are gifted!!!!

[Macktheknife]

Thanks so much! Not sure about the 'hot babe' bit though... tis a matter of opinion after all.

Post some pics and let the KB crowd decide!
Do it with a poll and we can see just how hot you are....
Go on, you know you want to. :Punk: :gob: :rockon:

[Swoop]

Alternatively just find an elderly Ducati owner and say "Psst. How's your electrics ?". Wait for the flood of expletives to run down and you will have heard every cuss word in the Italian language.
You really are on form recently!

[Swoop]

I have just spoken with our resident Italian and she says "That dosen't make any sense".
Martelli [sp?] would be "hammer", but mortelli???

Mystery continues.

[sisterecho]

I have just spoken with our resident Italian and she says "That dosen't make any sense".
Martelli [sp?] would be "hammer", but mortelli???

Mystery continues.

I'm beginning to think this guy is full of crap and doesn't know what he's saying. Oh well, I'll send some thugs around and they can beat the translation out of him. :)

[Beemer]

Not that I am implying anything but if mortelli does indeed mean mortar or concrete, the wog may have been calling you a thick bimbo or something...:gob:

If so, hunt him down and kill him! But first ask him to repeat what he said - it may have been totally innocent and you missed the pronunciation!:love:

[cowpoos]

I have just spoken with our resident Italian and she says "That dosen't make any sense".
Martelli [sp?] would be "hammer", but mortelli???

Mystery continues.

mortelli means...mortar

[Lias]

I'm beginning to think this guy is full of crap and doesn't know what he's saying. Oh well, I'll send some thugs around and they can beat the translation out of him. :)

I'm very good at things like that, and conveniently located in Hamilton :-P

[CM2005]

haha, he's going to drop cement on your FIAT? don't forget Rossi's sponsored by them...

[sisterecho]

Not that I am implying anything but if mortelli does indeed mean mortar or concrete, the wog may have been calling you a thick bimbo or something...:gob:

If so, hunt him down and kill him! But first ask him to repeat what he said - it may have been totally innocent and you missed the pronunciation!:love:

He's just a kiwi guy who was in Italy many years ago... obviously he can't remember the language very well. So I guess he got it wrong. The only way I can find out what he meant is by asking him now. Thanks everyone for the help.

[sisterecho]

Post some pics and let the KB crowd decide!
Do it with a poll and we can see just how hot you are....
Go on, you know you want to. :Punk: :gob: :rockon:

Well I recently got a new photo taken for work. Hopefully I can figure out how to attach the pic and you can let me know what you think.

[The Stranger]

Well I recently got a new photo taken for work. Hopefully I can figure out how to attach the pic and you can let me know what you think.

Oh, so you're related to Disco Dan then.

[BigG]

It means grow up and stop acting like a baby, so u must have upset someone.

[sisterecho]

It means grow up and stop acting like a baby, so u must have upset someone.

Well I won't be calling him back then!! :oi-grr:

[Macktheknife]

Well I recently got a new photo taken for work. Hopefully I can figure out how to attach the pic and you can let me know what you think.

WOOHOO BABY!!!
Damn you look just like cousin Cletus, he was a stunner too...
at least, everyone was kinda stunned when they saw him, that's the same thing right?

[sisterecho]

Found out what the translation is. You guys were right, the guy is a jerk.

[Crisis management]

And now you have to tell us..........

[cowpoos]

Found out what the translation is. You guys were right, the guy is a jerk.
ummm.....what was the translation???

[sisterecho]

It was a mixture of all the above suggestions. He still says its a compliment but I say he's a big jerk.