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Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)
23rd March 2007, 12:12
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,
did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat,
travelled more
had many lovers
didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.
She went to the theatre, never watched sports,
never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her @ss
had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and
burped, swore, and farted all the time.
THE END
Back Fire
23rd March 2007, 12:14
wrong! the guy lived happily ever after without nagging and screaming... and the girl couldnt afford anything without a guy to pay for it :shutup:
placidfemme
23rd March 2007, 12:20
wrong! the guy lived happily ever after without nagging and screaming... and the girl couldnt afford anything without a guy to pay for it :shutup:
bahaha you must know some really lame chicks
Back Fire
23rd March 2007, 12:23
bahaha you must know some really lame chicks
they're everywhere!
Disco Dan
23rd March 2007, 12:26
they're everywhere!
Tuché !
Cant stand gold diggers!! Women can be so dam shallow!! :yes: :yes:
mstriumph
23rd March 2007, 12:42
they're everywhere!
but NOT on KB methinks .............. :innocent:
S&S
23rd March 2007, 12:42
wrong! the guy lived happily ever after without nagging and screaming... and the girl couldnt afford anything without a guy to pay for it :shutup:
Bling for you..... lol :laugh:
Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)
23rd March 2007, 14:05
wrong! the guy lived happily ever after without nagging and screaming... and the girl couldnt afford anything without a guy to pay for it :shutup:
What planet are you currently living on??
I support my self in a very comfortable style.
When married my standard of living dropped - the retard couldn't make an intelligent business decision to safe himself.
idleidolidyll
23rd March 2007, 14:13
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,
did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat,
travelled more
had many lovers
didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.
She went to the theatre, never watched sports,
never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her @ss
had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and
burped, swore, and farted all the time.
THE END
and yet it seems that mostly it's the womans idea to get married while the guy would be just as happy having good sex and going his own way.
sex is so often used to blackmail men into marriage
idleidolidyll
23rd March 2007, 14:15
What planet are you currently living on??
I support my self in a very comfortable style.
When married my standard of living dropped - the retard couldn't make an intelligent business decision to safe himself.
dear bmw, please don't project your poor choices onto the rest of mankind
Jimmy B
23rd March 2007, 14:15
Hey BMW, I liked that one so much I nicked it and sent it to my wife, she will now send it to about 20 of her mates and they will all have a giggle on a friday arvo.
Nice one
JB
Colapop
23rd March 2007, 16:10
Nice one BMW
So many sad lonely insecure guys on here...
Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)
23rd March 2007, 16:21
Nice one BMW
So many sad lonely insecure guys on here...
Well said Colapop. While my relationship experiences are nothing to write home about I do know some wonderful men. Nor am I bitter or twisted!!
Maha
23rd March 2007, 16:21
Nice one BMW
So many sad lonely insecure guys on here...
One lives two floors up from you........:yes:
Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)
23rd March 2007, 16:40
and yet it seems that mostly it's the womans idea to get married while the guy would be just as happy having good sex and going his own way.
sex is so often used to blackmail men into marriage
These days woman realise they don't have to marry the whole pig just to get a little sausage.
idleidolidyll
23rd March 2007, 16:43
These days woman realise they don't have to marry the whole pig just to get a little sausage.
now that's what i like about womens lib
maybe we should just get rid of the whole marriage thing anyway; it's a religious throwback after all
mstriumph
23rd March 2007, 17:36
i think that mebbe marriage is like a box of chocolates...................... :whistle:
crack
24th March 2007, 04:28
Not all men are arse holes.
Not all men are useless.
Not all men have "little sausage"
I well remember.
Do you have small fingers?
Go for it girl.:yes: :yes:
doc
24th March 2007, 04:47
Nice one BMW
So many sad lonely insecure guys on here...
Thats not fair my wife supports me in a manner that I deserve. Gotta go she needs her slippers. snivel snivel...
Eurodave
24th March 2007, 07:10
Im not a yes man, I say no when the wife does
Toaster
26th March 2007, 16:15
Shallow females? Never met a shallow one yet. It's blokes that seem to let the side down.
idb
26th March 2007, 21:46
Shallow females? Never met a shallow one yet. It's blokes that seem to let the side down.
I'm as shallow as my family's gene pool, I am.
Brett
26th March 2007, 22:01
That is rubbish. I do exactly what I want, when I want and how I bloody want, as long as I clear it with my wife:innocent:
Women are great, and sometimes it is also nice to just hang out with the boys. Gotta love balance.
Marriage is a balancing act, hate the cliches, but it is give and take and not always doing what you want to. It is having to consider someone else in your decisions and choices, but it is also having someone who shares in your joy, sadness, success...stupidity..and, lets face it, sex is much more fun with a partner than alone!
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