Str8 Jacket's throat cut!! [Archive]

Colapop

26th March 2007, 19:23

Not many of you may know but one of our more colourful members has had surgery today to remove a growth from her throat. This can be a scary thing at the best of times (without many family members around) so if you can send a thought or a text her way I'm sure (she'd kick my arse!!) she's appreciate it!
I won't go too far into depth apart from to say,
"Hey Hels, hope this keeps you quiet for awhile! In all seriousness - heal well chick."

I sent her a text and she reckons the drugs are messing with her but she's f*cking bored!!

PM me for her cell number if you'd like to text her...

Scorpygirl

26th March 2007, 19:25

That's not good to hear!!! Hope the recovery goes well. Does she want a small scorpy hug? :hug:

Dafe

26th March 2007, 19:36

I guess she won't be needing an SV now. Or we won't be needing her on a SV now.......:rofl:

Good luck Helen, I hope the recovery goes well. Here's hoping you get to go home soon!

skelstar

26th March 2007, 19:42

Good luck Hels! :niceone:

smokeyging

26th March 2007, 19:45

Not many of you may know but one of our more colourful members has had surgery today to remove a growth from her throat. This can be a scary thing at the best of times (without many family members around) so if you can send a thought or a text her way I'm sure (she'd kick my arse!!) she's appreciate it!
I won't go too far into depth apart from to say,
"Hey Hels, hope this keeps you quiet for awhile! In all seriousness - heal well chick."

I sent her a text and she reckons the drugs are messing with her but she's f*cking bored!!

That bloody growth would petrify me, I sure hope it’s not malignant. Get well real soon sweety.

Goblin

26th March 2007, 19:47

Awwww!:hug: Hope you have a speedy recovery Hels.:yes:

mstriumph

26th March 2007, 19:48

Heal well
Heal quickly
:grouphug:

Edbear

26th March 2007, 19:50

All da best! Thoughts!

Trudes

26th March 2007, 19:51

Heal up quick chicky!

Hitcher

26th March 2007, 20:18

Probably a fur-ball. Get well soon, Hels.

Madness

26th March 2007, 20:20

Mmmm, Ice Cream.

Get well soon and no smoking!

ajturbo

26th March 2007, 20:27

i realy don't think this will shut her up much...
but leats hope she stops the smoking..

on yer bike girl... as soon as you can ok!!!
or i will come around and wake the neighbours...

Maha

26th March 2007, 20:31

Maybe a piece of cool 'Melon' i mean 'Lemon' might soothe the recovering throat....:love:
Hope you're up and bout and talking flat out soon Hels....:niceone:

chanceyy

26th March 2007, 20:34

heal up quick there girl :D

Fatjim

26th March 2007, 20:51

Maybe a piece of cool 'Melon' i mean 'Lemon' might soothe the recovering throat....:love:
Hope you're up and bout and talking flat out soon Hels....:niceone:

Definitely caused by a melon pip stuck in the mouth. Get well soon, and did you manage to get the docs to surgically remove the gag reflex?

Alltrax

26th March 2007, 20:51

get better soon hels!!

madboy

26th March 2007, 21:00

Well there was sweet fuck all Hels and I saw eye to eye on, but get well anyway girl!

Mom

26th March 2007, 21:21

I sent her a text and she reckons the drugs are messing with her but she's f*cking bored!!
Shhhhhhh that was the drugs talking......LOL

Probably a fur-ball. Get well soon, Hels.

Lol bummer I cant seem to give the good green stuff out tonight.....

Hope all heals well mate..........bugger if you have to be shhhhhhhhh for a bit tho, i would hate that :innocent:

Hans

26th March 2007, 21:48

Get well real soon, ya hear?

RantyDave

26th March 2007, 21:52

Not many of you may know but one of our more colourful members has had surgery today to remove a growth from her throat.
It's called a head, Col. Put it back on, now!

I'll text her.

Dave

MyGSXF

26th March 2007, 22:12

Hoping you're up & about again real soon chicky!!!!!!!!!!!! :Punk:

Be gentle with those spunky young Doctors too aye!!!! :shutup:

Jen :rockon:

u4ea

26th March 2007, 22:37

heal up soon chicky........:grouphug:

Macktheknife

27th March 2007, 00:14

Hope you feel better soon Hels, take good care of yourself, and give Col a slap for me.

Kendog

27th March 2007, 06:25

All the best for a quick recovery :yeah:

Nasty

27th March 2007, 07:37

Hels, heal fast ... but mostly heal well .... am sending positive energies you way!!

yungatart

27th March 2007, 08:08

Enjoy your enforced rest girl and the best of luck to you!
I'm a candidate for the same thing, so my thoughts are definitely with you.

Magua

27th March 2007, 08:38

Get well soon. :sunny:

Paul in NZ

27th March 2007, 09:03

Get well Helen - let us know if you need anything OK?

Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)

27th March 2007, 09:14

All the best for a speedy recovery. Bummer having to go outside and smoke ay!! Where there's a will there's a way. Cheers

Colapop

27th March 2007, 12:30

If any of you want her cell number just PM me.

Grahameeboy

27th March 2007, 12:34

If any of you want her cell number just PM me.

Is she in prison then?

Colapop

27th March 2007, 12:35

Kinda - she's forced not to talk for a bit - that's like doing time for her!

Grahameeboy

27th March 2007, 12:37

Kinda - she's forced not to talk for a bit - that's like doing time for her!

and I guess the straightjacket just adds to things then?

judecatmad

27th March 2007, 12:39

Text msg sent :)

Hope she's better soon!

Meekey_Mouse

27th March 2007, 14:04

Hope you heal quick Hels :yes: surgery is a b*tch, although it does have it's up sides...

Enjoy the legal drugs while ya can :dodge:

Phurrball

27th March 2007, 15:19

Probably a fur-ball.

Not this one!!

Welcome to my club STR8 - 3 surgeries on my neck and I have a mean scar now! Removal of lump, total thyroidectomy, and last year a neck dissection...Mmmmm tasty.

Have fun thinking of good stories as to why your neck was cut - no one needs to know it was surgery - tell anyone that wants to know you've been traveling in the Middle East :gob:

Get well soon, I have some idea where you're at now. I hated being off my bike for a month or so last time on doctor's advice - the worst bit about the whole surgery!

Best wishes, Ross aka Phurrball.

Maha

27th March 2007, 15:30

Is she in prison then?

Yeah its B block cell # 181...which is kinda wierd cos that hows the Chinese say 69....:yes:

Colapop

27th March 2007, 19:54

FARK! She's at home now and wants visitors...

"I haven't got a farking disease! Blah blah blah..." Fuck she can whine when she's bored! She said bring beer but if you do while she's still taking her drugs a) You'll have to deal with her spinning out & b) I'll kick your arse!

Toaster

27th March 2007, 20:12

Get well soon Str8. No more deepthroating for you huh?

Skunk

28th March 2007, 18:38

Not many of you may know but one of our more colourful members has had surgery today to remove a growth from her throat.
So did they get ALL the excess vocal cords or not?

Colapop

28th March 2007, 18:51

Grahameeboy

28th March 2007, 18:59

Nah she's still freckin' makin' noise!

She's all swelled up today (the Horsepiddle drugs have weared off) and not good words or drinking (dribbles).
I took a good photo of her (but it's on her phone) She looks like she's got a snake wrapped round her throat...

For a minute there I thought you were describing the performance of the RF............must be getting late eh?:dodge:

Colapop

28th March 2007, 19:01

Yeah it is mate... you're out past your curfew.

(the RF is back on the road BTW)

doc

28th March 2007, 19:18

Is she in prison then?
Surprised no one has offered "conjugal visits"

Str8 Jacket

30th March 2007, 16:54

Hey all. Thanks for all the PM's and texts! Everything went well and im feeling pretty good. Big thanks to must go to Col, thanks for being all my family and a great mate all wrapped up into a big huge person!

judecatmad

30th March 2007, 16:56

I hear your other end isn't too good now.....LOL (you can thank Col for giving everyone an update over lunch :rofl:)

Feel better soon!

Paul in NZ

30th March 2007, 16:56

Good to see you back hels

Str8 Jacket

30th March 2007, 16:59

I hear your other end isn't too good now.....LOL (you can thank Col for giving everyone an update over lunch :rofl:)

Feel better soon!

Yes well. Its nothing that beer cant fix.....

merv

30th March 2007, 17:10

Yeah the story about your rear end went well with my lamb salad at lunch. Mend soon.

Colapop

30th March 2007, 18:43

Everyone agreed that your rear end has taken quite a bit of punishment lately!! (the bruising and the 'other')

Macktheknife

30th March 2007, 18:57

Everyone agreed that your rear end has taken quite a bit of punishment lately!! (the bruising and the 'other')

Col, have you been getting out of order again?
You remember what the Judge said last time eh?

Str8 Jacket

2nd April 2007, 08:22

Mwahahahaha! COl, im watching YOU! Work must've taken pity on me. My first day back after the operation and I can access Kiwibiker again. Wonder how long they'll take to realise...

Anyway im feeling OK. Managed to get some cardio in at the gym this morning before work and im still feeling OK. Just got to wait a couple of weeks for the final test results. Fingers crossed they'll be clear and i'll be back to my normal self! :devil2:

merv

2nd April 2007, 12:36

Great, good to hear you're back at work and on-line. Are you OK on the bike? If so, have fun and see you on the Easter ride - will we?

Str8 Jacket

2nd April 2007, 13:34

Great, good to hear you're back at work and on-line. Are you OK on the bike? If so, have fun and see you on the Easter ride - will we?

Hopefully. Im actually thinking of taking off somewhere by myself for the weekend, not sure if i'll go North or South yet though. I just dropped the bike off to get a new chain. My rear tyre is also flat so if they can repair it I will be out. If not i'll have to wait a coupla weeks to replace it. Fingers crossed!