Farggh! There's no Speight's left in the fridge.

[Ixion]

Who's turn was it on the fridge refilling roster ? Someone is going to get a bollocking on Monday.

All the Speights is gone and there's only girly drinks left.

What's the difference between a poofter Bourbon and Coke thing with a red neck band and one ditto with a blue neck band?

[The_Dover]

Who's turn was it on the fridge refilling roster ? Someone is going to get a bollocking on Monday.

All the Speights is gone and there's only girly drinks left.

What's the difference between a poofter Bourbon and Coke thing with a red neck band and one ditto with a blue neck band?

One is for da bloods and one is for da crips bro.

Aren't you in touch with your "inner nigga"?

[Macktheknife]

Usually a % difference, I think blue is 8% and red is 5%, depending on the brand.

[blackkatana]

Geez, go and get some beer. Not worth the grief drinking that other shite!!!:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

[Madness]

Raining up there, Ixion?

[Ixion]

Geez, go and get some beer. Not worth the grief drinking that other shite!!!:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

I can't! I'm stuck at werk, having to babysit a bunch of idiots dialling in.

I resolved the question of the two different neck labels by drinking both, alternately. I'm hard put to say which was the most ghey.

[RC1]

drink the girly drinks then in about an hour you should be pissin the speights :dodge:

[BigG]

Tui, Tui, Tui get some decent beer.:love: :love:

[Ixion]

drink the girly drinks then in about an hour you should be pissin the speights :dodge:

Well, that's no help! I ain't keen to recycle it!

Someone is so going to get a new one torn on Monday. Dereliction of duty, shit in the Navy they'd shoot you for that.

[Trudes]

I've got 12 sitting in my fridge, one in my tummy and one in my hand, pity you don't live here eh! What a bugger!

[yungatart]

Ixion, judging by your poor spelling in other threads, I would hazard a guess that the reason all the Speights has gone, is you've already drunk it!
Tsk, tsk! Get back to work now, you hear!

[Ixion]

Well, yes, of course the reason there isn't any is that I've drunk it. But there wasn't much to start with . And I drunk it, as one does.

And I am already hard at work. As I always am.

Nuthin wrong wiv my speeling either. Da England he is a flexible wozzy. And I flex him.

[Swoop]

What's the difference between a red neck band and one ditto with a blue neck band?

Obvious really.
Red goes in the LEFT hand, other colour in the RIGHT hand,
International rules of shipping don't you know!:done:

[Motu]

My last day and I totaly lost my rag with a customer today....called him a lier and told him never to step foot in my premises again (heh heh,he can't!)

Then I had a look at this picturesque can on my desk and saw it said 9%.....bloody sneaky these girl drinks.Much better to stick to beer.

[KLOWN]

Usually a % difference, I think blue is 8% and red is 5%, depending on the brand.

If its woodstock then blue is 6% and red is 5% gold/yellow is 8%
I can't really remember but I think the 6% is also sugar free aka diet.

[Lissa]

What are you complaining about... some people have real problems you know!! I only have diet coke and trim milk in my fridge :(

[Ixion]

Well if it is your own fridge then you cannot complain. If your own fridge lacks essential supplies you have noone to blame but yourself. I have plenty of Speights in my own fridge at home.

But this is the werk fridge. And the miscreant who should have gone out today and restocked it has failed in his duty.

I reckon it's a Health and Safety issue. I should go on strike .

[Ronin]

drink the girly drinks then in about an hour you should be pissin the speights :dodge:

At which point you can re label it as DB.

[Teflon]

nothing wrong with bourbon and cola.. drank the last of these codys - colts... been to town... fucking 'shit faced'.

i'm getting to old for this...

[Curious_AJ]

i know as little as you about those things.. mmm beer is my drink of choice usually.. however... it makes me full before i get drunk.. so im thinking of switching to something else... rum is good... YARRR!! THE DRINK OF THE PIRATES IT IS!!

[The Pastor]

i know as little as you about those things.. mmm beer is my drink of choice usually.. however... it makes me full before i get drunk.. so im thinking of switching to something else... rum is good... YARRR!! THE DRINK OF THE PIRATES IT IS!!

funny you should mention beer rum and pirates.


A nice drink is pirate beer. Nicer is captian morgan rum ( pirate rum). Nicer is a 50/50 mix pirates beer/pirates rum.

[xwhatsit]

i know as little as you about those things.. mmm beer is my drink of choice usually.. however... it makes me full before i get drunk.. so im thinking of switching to something else... rum is good... YARRR!! THE DRINK OF THE PIRATES IT IS!!

In that case; Captain Morgan's plus Coke. Or Pepsi. Captain Morgan's is the proper shit -- a proper malt rum, none of this pansy Bundaberg golden bollocks.

Nothing like a good Cappy's.

[Curious_AJ]

i know cap'n morgan is THE awesomeness... as for pirate beer... hmm... ive heard stories about that stuff... lol... but then again, its from a guy who likes whiskey (cheap) and orange juice *cough*magua*cough*

[The_Dover]

fuck that, if you want a good rum then get some Mount Gay.

there is nothing gay about it.

[Skyryder]

Who's turn was it on the fridge refilling roster ? Someone is going to get a bollocking on Monday.

All the Speights is gone and there's only girly drinks left.

What's the difference between a poofter Bourbon and Coke thing with a red neck band and one ditto with a blue neck band?


There's only one B 'n' Coke. If it's not Jack D it's not bourbon. One thing about the Hog riders, they all love Jack. Is that a pisstake? You choose.

Skyryder

[Ixion]

fuck that, if you want a good rum then get some Mount Gay.

there is nothing gay about it.

Lamb's Naval Rum. it's not really naval rum, y' can't get that anymore since the Navy went poofter, but it's as close as it comes.

[Magua]

i know cap'n morgan is THE awesomeness... as for pirate beer... hmm... ive heard stories about that stuff... lol... but then again, its from a guy who likes whiskey (cheap) and orange juice *cough*magua*cough*

It's all the alcohol I could find! It was free and it got me drunk, yay.

Pirate beer is disgusting, try some and see for yourself.