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Macktheknife
31st March 2007, 11:41
Giggle


Husband and wife in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She: "Oh, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast.
She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg.
She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But he stops.
She: "Why did you stop?"
He: "I found the remote

mikey62
31st March 2007, 11:55
You mean you didn't have control of it ! Shame on you.... :nono:

Curious_AJ
31st March 2007, 12:48
BWAHAHA! omg, so true... even though ive never been married.. i know lots of people who are...

miSTa
31st March 2007, 17:55
BWAHAHA! omg, so true...
'tis not! :innocent:

Grub
31st March 2007, 19:16
BWAHAHA! omg, so true...

Mr Sensible is right ... not true. I would need crowbar to prise it out of Nasty's hand!

Nasty
31st March 2007, 20:24
Mr Sensible is right ... not true. I would need crowbar to prise it out of Nasty's hand!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Quartermile
31st March 2007, 20:49
BWAHAHA! omg, so true... even though ive never been married.. i know lots of people who are...
And they disclose thier actions in bed to you?:scratch: