Surely I can't look that old

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and
thinking, "surely i can't look that old?"

well... you'll love this one!

i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. i noticed his dds diploma, which bore his full name.

suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.

could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then??

upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought. this balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. hmm! m ....or could he???

after he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school.

"yes, yes, i did. i'm a mustang," he gleamed with pride.

"when did you graduate?" i asked.

he answered, "in 1959. why do you ask?"

"you were in my class!" i exclaimed.

he looked at me closely.

then, that ugly, old, wrinkled, bald, fat, gray, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked

"what did you teach?"

[Steam]

My god, that's good. Submit it to reader's digest if it happened to you! Life's Like That.
1959 eh, ah you're not that old. He probably looks old because he's a dentist, they have the highest suicide rate for any profession in the first world.
Do you have a husband / partner? I'm currently single too, and like older women...:blip: :yeah:

[smokeyging]

That would do it..

[Disco Dan]

*milf*

did i say that out loud?:shutup:

[smokeyging]

My god, that's good. Submit it to reader's digest if it happened to you! Life's Like That.
1959 eh, ah you're not that old. He probably looks old because he's a dentist, they have the highest suicide rate for any profession in the first world.
Do you have a husband / partner? I'm currently single too, and like older women...:blip: :yeah:

Yep, that one would just about do it too....

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Steam - I wasn't even a twinkle in my dad's eye in 1959!

[Babelfish]

Steam - I wasn't even a twinkle in my dad's eye in 1959!

Heh, yeah, right.....so what did you teach? :shutup:

[Toaster]

I am sure she would have rinsed and spat with accuracy.

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

I am sure she would have rinsed and spat with accuracy.

Gargled mate!! LOL

[Krusti]

I thought you were still at school! Don't look a day over 16..:innocent:

[Beemer]

I've had both ends of the spectrum - I was taking part in a photography workshop a few years ago and finished my city shots early so headed to the studio where others were taking fashion shots. This photographer, who was about 60, came up to me and said "which one of the girls is your daughter?" I nearly died, they were all about 20 and I was only in my early 30s!

But at our wedding two years ago, someone asked my sister if she was my mother... she was NOT impressed! She's only 14 years older than me (so in certain parts of NZ she quite possibly could have almost been my grandmother) but has kids and smokes - shows the damage they do to your looks!

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

I was at a baby shower last year - it was amazing how much older the woman looked that had children and/or marriage. Woman in the bracket of 35-45. I joke that the men in my life have aged me lol Well the last two that I had "relationships" with. Don't have children.

[oldrider]

I have always had a thing for older women but these days there doesnt seem to be so many of them around!

Getting less every year too! Climate change? :mellow: John.

[merv]

I have always had a thing for older women but these days there doesnt seem to be so many of them around!

Getting less every year too! Climate change? :mellow: John.

Bugger you'll just have to settle for the younger ones even knowing it would be such a hardship.

[Steam]

I was at a baby shower last year - it was amazing how much older the woman looked that had children and/or marriage. Woman in the bracket of 35-45. I joke that the men in my life have aged me lol Well the last two that I had "relationships" with. Don't have children.

Ha, you edited your posts to remove the bit about Tollov...
I'll be working with him on Monday you realise...
I've seen him with no clothes on, and he's every but as hunky as you imagine, built, toned, tanned tall and muscly.
I am straight by the way, just speaking from a aesthetic standpoint, lol!

[Macktheknife]

I've seen him with no clothes on, and he's every but as hunky as you imagine, built, toned, tanned tall and muscly.
I am straight by the way, just speaking from a aesthetic standpoint, lol!

Of course you are! lol
It's okay, you are among friends here. We will not judge you......

much

[merv]

What were you guys getting up to down that end of the table on Friday then?

[Dodgyiti]

(so in certain parts of NZ she quite possibly could have almost been my grandmother)

Yeah, yeah Westie Basher!

[ceebie13]

...I am straight by the way, just speaking from a aesthetic standpoint.

Another Tui ad perhaps?

[Mr. Peanut]

Ha, you edited your posts to remove the bit about Tollov...
I'll be working with him on Monday you realise...
I've seen him with no clothes on, and he's every but as hunky as you imagine, built, toned, tanned tall and muscly.
I am straight by the way, just speaking from a aesthetic standpoint, lol!

Ah yep.....


Are you intending to keep the red bumhole?


Don't get me wrong, gay is okay, I've sucked my share of cocks, who hasn't?

[Steam]

Ah yep.....

No no I swear, I've never kissed a guy in my life. Well okay, I did just once, but I was very drunk and it was a dare.

I like boobies.:love:

[Mr. Peanut]

I like boobies.:love:

Mate, I don't think you can afford a sex change!

[NotaGoth]

I like boobies.:love:



You know.... Some guys have boobs... Do you like those kinds of boobies ?

Muffin top Chris has nice boobs...

[YellowDog]

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and
thinking, surely i can't look that old?

Well . . . This is a story about a middle aged lady’s visit to her dentist.

“my name is alice, and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dds diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, i remembered a tall, slim, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school . “

“yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.”

“when did you graduate?' i asked. “

he answered, “in 1975. Why do you ask?”

“you were in my class!”, i exclaimed. He looked at me closely.

Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled faced, fat-assed, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked,

“what did you teach???”

[Owl]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Bend-it]

Aaaahahahahahhha!!! Fail!!

[portokiwi]

:clap::clap::clap::niceone: ahhh thats good

[vifferman]

Whelp, that was predictable. Must've read it before. (Or maybe I'm psychic! :eek5: )

How well have I aged (since you asked the question)?
Most disgracefully. Although the SpunkyChickAtWork who's not quite young enough to be my daughter, thought I was around 38. Pretty outstanding considering I'm really 103, and some bits are even older. (My teeth, and the high-tech metal/composite bits in them are, of course, much newer).

[YellowDog]

Yes age is indeed a funny thing. We all look young in our leathers and our helmets on. The not so full head of hair doesn't matter. I get the odd (not that odd) twenty something year old sweet talk me at work from time to time. I do tell them that I am 47 years old, which shuts them up quite quickly. It is however quite flattering. 15 years ago I'd have been like a rat up a drainpipe however these days I just assume that the cost would be too high; though I have not ever asked the price as it might cause offence:) PLUS I wouldn't do that to my msisus (even if I could get away with it).

[LBD]

Brilliant...both she and me had tears in our eyes....NNNOOOOOoooooo STOP REMINDING ME