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Donor
1st April 2007, 13:33
I had my first pillion experience on Tuesday night.

On the back of a big, fat and downright sexual C90 Boulevard.

Took an ambulance back to Mt Welly station after a motorsport event, and on the way back, Blue_Thunder conned me into swinging by my house and grabbing my bike gear. Gods, I was crapping myself - never been on the 2IC post before, thought I was going to do the big fall-off-and-die thing!

But, as it turns out being a rider has its advantages when pillioning, leaning into the corners comes REAL natural, and after the first couple of km's (going from Mt Welly to Papalura - ~25km) I was loving it!

It was even more fun after the throttle inadvertantly opened, and small ice crystals formed on my visor *cough cough*

And all said and done, Blue_Thunder handles his bike bloody nicely, so that made it better.

So all you pillion virgins, get on the back and have a go - it's not that bad :done:

R6_kid
1st April 2007, 13:36
you need to get laid.

Macktheknife
1st April 2007, 13:42
you need to get laid.

With that title I thought he had! lol

I don't know what you were worried about, most riders I know started on the back and then got brave enough to go for their own.

Donor
1st April 2007, 13:42
you need to get laid.

Mate if I wanted to have wild passionate and unbridled sex, I wouldn't have married.

Disco Dan
1st April 2007, 13:43
Are you going to tell your zzr you went on a cruiser? :shutup:

I lost my biking virginity on a "intruder".

Donor
1st April 2007, 13:44
I don't know what you were worried about, most riders I know started on the back and then got brave enough to go for their own.

After a couple of nasty hospital-visiting cage crashes, both of which I was front seat passenger, I have serious trust issues when it comes to be in charge of a vehicle...

It was fortunate I know the rider and how well he rides...

Donor
1st April 2007, 13:46
Are you going to tell your zzr you went on a cruiser? :shutup:

I lost my biking virginity on a "intruder".

It's okay, Rosey and I have a *special* relationship...

...though I haven't told her that I took Daisy for a quick splat yesterday, that could be asking for trouble... :innocent:

Disco Dan
1st April 2007, 13:50
It's okay, Rosey and I have a *special* relationship...

...though I haven't told her that I took Daisy for a quick splat yesterday, that could be asking for trouble... :innocent:

Well as long as you used protection.. Daisy will never know any better. :shutup:

Donor
1st April 2007, 14:04
:eek: ... wouldnt catch me on the back of a bike with Blue_Thunder.
But he would prolly say the same to me.

Was no scarier than being in the jump seat when he cornered a DAF during a P1... round a 90 degree bend... in the wet... :D

gijoe1313
1st April 2007, 14:10
Yes, I did notice that little bit of drool and the twitchiness of Donor when I visited him with Daisy at his "work" place (the term "work" is used very loosely here - I think I caught him doing disgusting things with his niece! :gob: ... sharing a ciggie and laying around like government painters!)

The funny thing is, two weeks ago, I had my first pillion ride to pick up my little ol'Hornet. Damn good fun, even the bit when the suspension bottoms out due to my fat git arse!

anyhoos, good to hear you enjoyed your pillion experience - wait till the first time you pillion someone else (and no, you kiddy winky on the fuel tank up the house driveway doesn't count! :lol:)

:niceone:

Donor
1st April 2007, 14:12
They had duel wheels, handled it well.... come out with me in a Merc.. DriftX are all pussies compared to A51 and Greenlane interchange..

Only thing about the DAFs was that the airbags in the suspension tended to lose pressure at the worst times, such as when you REALLY needed to corner hard.

Probably indicative of the average south auckers stature though, always tended to be the ones on the left...

xwhatsit
1st April 2007, 14:32
I get very, very nervous when pillioning. I find it very hard to relax, whether I'm on the back of a sportsbike, or a big fat wallowing cruiser. I went on the back of my father's V-Star 1100 when I was visiting him in Australia; I think this was the worst. My father is an ex-offroad racing (cages, that is) competitor, so he doesn't necessarily ride or drive in the nana-ish way I do. On top of that, his bike's a cruiser, with low clearance and soft suspension one-up, let alone two-up. Crapping myself every time we went around roundabouts, all kinds of hard stuff scraping.

I think I like having control. Same reason I'm not overly keen on amusement park rides; it's different when you can control your own destiny or gut-dropping moments, but when you don't know what's coming up and can't control it, it's a different story.

Disco Dan
1st April 2007, 14:40
I think I like having control. Same reason I'm not overly keen on amusement park rides; it's different when you can control your own destiny or gut-dropping moments, but when you don't know what's coming up and can't control it, it's a different story.

Trust is the big thing for me. I will only go pillion with people I trust 100% and only take pillions who trust me 100% (there was one exception, but I wont go there).

If you trust the rider, you relax. With a pillion, I make dam sure the pillion knows just how much control they actually have back there! I had a pillion once who was still 'learning' and started leaning for each corner before I did, I was just about upright with my pillion steering the flipping bike! ...was not good. She got a stern talking too!

As long as you dont take anyone that weighs more than you untill you are experienced taking a pillion and trust that the person know what they are doing, you should be fine taking a pillion.

Ive had someone on the back who was 20kgs heavier than me, and that was tough work, was fine hooning along the mway but around all the one way streets and footpaths in the cbd... a challange :innocent:

Edbear
1st April 2007, 14:47
My mad cousin put me off pillioning back about '72, when he took me from Howick to Warkworth on his Suzuki 250 Hustler! How we made it I still don't know! His piece-de-resistance was cruising at 5,000rpm in first up the main street when we got there and then yanking the throttle so my helmet almost whacked the ground when my feet shot up under the handlebars!

Quartermile
1st April 2007, 23:16
Yea, I went for a ride on my mates bike once I had decided I was going to get one before I got mine, oh and I had a ride on a Harley a month or so before that:yes:

Blue Thunder
2nd April 2007, 08:01
Ah Speedie, you got that right I wondn't trust you as far as I could throw you. as for climbing on thr back of your machine! Its got a rear seat the size of one of my foot plates, where is a man expected to sit???????????
Maybe thats why you sports bikers like the zero back seat, close contact with your pillion (wink wink)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blue Thunder
3rd April 2007, 08:12
They had duel wheels, handled it well.... come out with me in a Merc.. DriftX are all pussies compared to A51 and Greenlane interchange..

A51 handled like a pig:argue: Now if you had got the opportunity to play with a real toy A35!!!!!!!!! Old Papatoetoe Railway station corner! Big enough to make MOTS (the female version) go absolutely dead quiet for longer than a minute:eek
I always agreed with the saying " Happy tyres are squealing tyres".

Blue Thunder
3rd April 2007, 08:17
I had my first pillion experience on Tuesday night.

On the back of a big, fat and downright sexual C90 Boulevard.

Took an ambulance back to Mt Welly station after a motorsport event, and on the way back, Blue_Thunder conned me into swinging by my house and grabbing my bike gear. Gods, I was crapping myself - never been on the 2IC post before, thought I was going to do the big fall-off-and-die thing!

But, as it turns out being a rider has its advantages when pillioning, leaning into the corners comes REAL natural, and after the first couple of km's (going from Mt Welly to Papalura - ~25km) I was loving it!

It was even more fun after the throttle inadvertantly opened, and small ice crystals formed on my visor *cough cough*

And all said and done, Blue_Thunder handles his bike bloody nicely, so that made it better.

So all you pillion virgins, get on the back and have a go - it's not that bad :done:

Donor! Glad you enjoyed the experience, nice to see you could still maintain a smile after your initial Arse clenching moment:shit: And before Speedie makes some rude comment! I meant the reaction of the pillion not being in control of the machine:done:

Smorg
3rd April 2007, 09:39
Ive had someone on the back who was 20kgs heavier than me


You've gotta turn some girls down....regardless of your "man whore" status. Get some standards man

msm
3rd April 2007, 10:45
My first pillion experience was on the back of thehollowmen's old GN250. Yes yes, GN250s suck and all, I know I know.

With me being just under 6' tall and thehollowmen just over, and our combined weight being something like 160kg, it felt a bit like an elephant riding a pony.

Street Gerbil
3rd April 2007, 11:08
I tried riding with a pillion passenger for the first time this weekend. The bike felt...hmmm... pregnant. My missus didn't like the experience - said it was boring because all she could see was my back.

Smorg
3rd April 2007, 12:19
I had my mrs on the back of the Gix the other night and she said she liked it more than the old CBR because she could see the rev counter and speedo :rockon: