Nearly new CBR600RR

[owner]

Ive just brought a brand new CBR600RR. I am poor and have spent years saving to buy something no one else has f'd with. It WAS stunning sparkling in any light, the lube on the chain was perfect, not a blemish or a mark on it not even a fingerprint on it . Ive done 350km on it. I park it at my dads place because he has a garage ,I put a sheet over it to keep dust off. I get home from work and the F WIT says "I ve done that grindin we needed to do!!!" (so the garage door opens and closes easily) Thats right folks My BRAND NEW HONDA is now covered in layer of concrete dust no doubt its got into every cable, seal , and moving part. I dont know what to do next ? Im sure if I attempt to wash and polish it It will look like shit and do more damage to the paint than good. My father is a well meaning jealous brainless prick what a wanker

[cowpoos]

ummmmm.....is this a piss take???

just clean the thing for gods sake!!!!! its not like its going to melt!!!

[stify]

Ive just brought a brand new CBR600RR. I park it at my dads place because he has a garage , I get home from work and the F WIT says "I ve done that grindin we needed to do!!!" (so the garage door opens and closes easily) Thats right folks My BRAND NEW HONDA is now covered in layer of concrete dust no doubt its got into every cable, seal , and moving part. I dont know what to do next. My father is a well meaning jealous brainless prick what a wanker

duno whos the wanker...you maybe, i'd be well pleased if my dad did me a favour

neat bike, i like ours

[BigG]

Well there's only one thing to do, give it to me, I'll take it for a blast an blow all the shit off it. That realy sucks mate, it would have broke me hart it would.:argh: :angry2: :angry2: :angry2:

[merv]

Before you run it at all, wash it properly with water to get all the dust off, then dry if off and lube all the moving bits (except the brake pads) with CRC or something like that - squirt a bit on and wipe with a rag.

Kinda stuff we do with dirt bikes all the time.

[JimO]

its only dust, blast it off with the hose

[owner]

I know JUST CLEAN IT. But what kind of a fool covers a brand new bike in concrete dust. I guess the cherry has popped. I love this thing . I m stoked some of you understand my venting No one else round here does
Cheers for the funny replys folks Im smiling again

[gijoe1313]

:gob: Your poor pride and joy! I guess you weren't being paranoid enough and needed to put up signs and in a loud voice proclaim how sacrosanct your ride is ... :no:

Just take it easy and do the rinses properly, don't try and "scrub" the dust off (will act as an abrasive! :eek5:) ... and ditto for what others have said here. I know how much I clean my rides and if'n something like that happened ... I'd do my 'nana! :angry2:

Post piccies when you are done cleaning it back to bling bling status eh? :yes:

[Nasty]

ummmmm.....is this a piss take???

just clean the thing for gods sake!!!!! its not like its going to melt!!!

Agree ..stop being a prat and clean the sucker ... calling your dad a wanker for such a pratish and immature reason is pathetic ... get over yourself and thank the man for the work he has done which helps both of you! :angry:

[BNZ]

Ive just brought a brand new CBR600RR. I am poor and have spent years saving to buy something no one else has f'd with. It WAS stunning sparkling in any light, the lube on the chain was perfect, not a blemish or a mark on it not even a fingerprint on it . Ive done 350km on it. I park it at my dads place because he has a garage ,I put a sheet over it to keep dust off. I get home from work and the F WIT says "I ve done that grindin we needed to do!!!" (so the garage door opens and closes easily) Thats right folks My BRAND NEW HONDA is now covered in layer of concrete dust no doubt its got into every cable, seal , and moving part. I dont know what to do next ? Im sure if I attempt to wash and polish it It will look like shit and do more damage to the paint than good. My father is a well meaning jealous brainless prick what a wanker

Fuck me mate, you better not ride the thing on NZ roads!!!

Boo fucking hoo, wash it. :done:

[The_Dover]

it's a fuckin honda.

torch it, get the insurance money and go buy a spanky new gixxer.

you'll thank your old man in the long run. he's just trying to stop you from turning homosexual.

[MSTRS]

Your bike just lived up to it's title...Concreted By Relative

[imdying]

Thank the Lord you had a sheet over it at least, then build a bridge and get over it :yes:

[gamgee]

I'd do my 'nana! :angry2:


ahhhh, whaaaat???? :gob:

[owner]

Funny shit ,This place is my kinda circus. You could do my Nana she would be stoked.
I washed it cold soapy water in the shade with a lambs wool mitt from super cheap dried it of and did the best I could. The paint came up good, but theres like grey swirls on the lower fairing, and the black plastic below the seat has a shade of concrete to it. I cant seem to get rid of. I spent all night working and all day cleaning every bit of dust from the garage and everything in it. So Ill have another go at cleaning the bike tommorrow
I went for thrash before it got dark up and down piha straight left to scenic dr left to bethels right to waitakere left to waimauku right to riverhead forest then home That makes 530km total. According to the manual its now run in Full throttle starts and rapid acceleration starts now:cool: Ive tryd the pics thing and the quote thing cant sus it .another day tommorow

[The_Dover]

keep dreaming mate.

rapid acceleration :rofl: :lol:

[Swoop]

You are obviously an intelligent person - you bought a HONDA!
You should be concerned with the effect of any dust that has settled upon your pristine machine, as this might effect the long-term reliability of your wonderful machine.
You could be much less concerned about such things if you had bought a lesser quality machine, such as a spewzuki, which will not be functioning in the long term. Normally this is brought about by their riders taking them off-road... usually at a corner.:shit:

[nudemetalz]

What sort of person calls their Dad a w@nker or FWit !!!

The CBR, however new, is only a material object that can be replaced, parents can't !!

[owner]

a angry immature prat like me. What sought of person would do their nana?
I brought a gsxr400 two weeks before xmas. The cam chain snapped on boxing day.Good reliabilty there. Im still looking for another motor suzukis are awesome ....................NOT.Red is always faster
Just quoting the owners manual "avoid rapid acc and full throttle starts for the first 500 km" .
Today and forever my dad is Awesome, For about six hours yesterday he was a fwit:done:

[Nasty]

a angry immature prat like me. What sought of person would do their nana?


From my earlier days .. doing ya nana .. was throwing a tantrum .. which is what you did love .... its not about screwing .. its about screwing up!! :yes:

[boomer]

ignore Dover mate, they do do rapid. they're faster than a fast thing and sexier than your nanna.

[RC1]

[QUOTE=owner;1001029]
I went for thrash before it got dark up and down piha straight left to scenic dr left to bethels right to waitakere left to waimauku right to riverhead forest then home QUOTE]
so now you taken it out by the beach are you going to wash it or complain that the maoris have left some sea salt on it. :dodge:

[imdying]

Get some Meguiars ScratchX and attack the bits that still have crap or swirls on them.

[The_Dover]

ignore Dover mate, they do do rapid. they're faster than a fast thing and sexier than your nanna.

bollocks mate, they're not even faster than my nanna!

[boomer]

bollocks mate, they're not even faster than my nanna!


the old lady on the mobility scootah on 2 wheels was faster than you man.. leave the boy alone.. the bikes sexy sexy and in the right hands crashes just as well as any gixxer

[The_Dover]

the old lady on the mobility scootah on 2 wheels was faster than you man.. leave the boy alone.. the bikes sexy sexy and in the right hands crashes just as well as any gixxer

i think she was on pee.

crazy old bee'arch

[gijoe1313]

From my earlier days .. doing ya nana .. was throwing a tantrum .. which is what you did love .... its not about screwing .. its about screwing up!! :yes:

Bling to you - amazing how some people don't know the old sayings, all this duff duff duff duff I guess! If'n I said, I'd do my nut - doesn't quite ring as well as doing ya 'nana (note the use of apostrophe to delineate difference between your nearest and dearest nana and doing a ba'nana!)

I think those others who were thinking of incestuous games need to drag their minds up out of the gutter ... :yes: Oh ... wait :eek5: this is KB! :doh:

So, to flog a dead horse, I'm going to run it up the flagpole, turn the other cheek and let sleeping dogs lie. Otherwise it seems people will do their 'nana and end up crowing about buggerall till the cows come home!

It's a fair cop if I was talking about slipping a wild weasel to your reli or cuz, but stone the flaming crows! It'd be hard yakka to keep it under the bed if it got around the yard that you were up to those bedroom antics! :o

Fair suck of the sav, all good here bro, chur!

[more_fasterer]

:lol: Bling to you gijoe1313 - sweet sayings bro :lol:

[owner]

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[The_Dover]

shit boner, you need to do something about those chicken strips.

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people will start mistaking you for boomer and throwing shit at you!!

[Maha]

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You have a funny shaped head.....where do you get a lid to fit that?.....:innocent:

[Fatjim]

bollocks mate, they're not even faster than my nanna!
Yeah, but unlike your Nana, the CBR won't try and slip you the tongue.

Nice bike mate, shame about the color! And the CBR kicks the gixer, when was the last tie the Suzi 600 one the W supersports title again???

[Madness]

My Nana has smaller chicken strips on her mobility scooter.

[The_Dover]

does she wear blue alpinestars boots too?

[Madness]

does she wear blue alpinestars boots too?

She's not ghey.

[owner]

You can hassle the chicken strips all you like, at that stage the bike and tyres had 15km on them.And hadnt been Concreted By Reliative . But leave my smurf boots out of it!. I got them when I thought suxuki's were reliable .
oh how wrong I was.
Im finished work & Im gunna go get lost in the central north Is

[The_Dover]

You can hassle the chicken strips all you like, at that stage the bike and tyres had 15km on them.And hadnt been Concreted By Reliative . But leave my smurf boots out of it!. I got them when I thought suxuki's were reliable .
oh how wrong I was.
Im finished work & Im gunna go get lost in the central north Is

PM boomer, he's unemployed and can get lost with you.

he's got gay boots and he's bloody useless with directions too

[boomer]

i'm always lost in the central north island, even when i'm at home. My boots are that ghey they squeak and my gimp suit is the icing on the cake :love:

count down to work starting in 4 days..... :shutup: