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xwhatsit
3rd April 2007, 12:32
Translation: `While the rear end of the CBR600RR can indeed be considered attractive compared to other 600cc sportsbikes, it is generally considered poor taste -- and it indeed may harm your factory warranty -- to jizz on the tail-light'
ManDownUnder
3rd April 2007, 12:42
Of course it is.

Hondas take it up the arse - faking it's not the done thing.
Macktheknife
3rd April 2007, 12:49
ROFLMAO, good one.
Grub
3rd April 2007, 12:50
Hang on ... wtf! ... doesn't everyone wank over their bikes? We won't be allowed to breath next!
xwhatsit
3rd April 2007, 13:21
Lol I was trying to find an alternative download for the poor fella who doesn't know his engine mount torque settings, but all I could find was this Japanese user manual, not a workshop manual. Flicking through it anyway, and took a bit of a double-take.
ManDownUnder
3rd April 2007, 16:34
Lol I was trying to find an alternative download for the poor fella who doesn't know his engine mount torque settings, but all I could find was this Japanese user manual, not a workshop manual. Flicking through it anyway, and took a bit of a double-take.

Fair enough too mate LOL

Sorry about the earlier piss take...
SuperDave
3rd April 2007, 16:38
LOL My Aprilia manual states that the RS is made from non-edible parts and you should not bite, chew, suck, lick or swallow any part of the motorcycle.

Thanks for advising me that, I know the bike is sexy but I've never had the desire to have oral sex with a machine...
xwhatsit
3rd April 2007, 22:56
Fair enough too mate LOL

Sorry about the earlier piss take...

Hahaha no worries. I knew Hondas were gay before I bought one -- but I love it anyway :love:

I should march in the Hero Parade as a supporter of the community :D
skidMark
4th April 2007, 00:13
LOL My Aprilia manual states that the RS is made from non-edible parts and you should not bite, chew, suck, lick or swallow any part of the motorcycle.

Thanks for advising me that, I know the bike is sexy but I've never had the desire to have oral sex with a machine...

don't lie we know all about you and the blender
skidMark
4th April 2007, 00:14
Hahaha no worries. I knew Hondas were gay before I bought one -- but I love it anyway :love:

I should march in the Hero Parade as a supporter of the community :D

ummmmmmm

i will pretend i never heard that or i may make a judgement before meeting you, in which case i would never meet you,

i'm not homophobic, i'm hondaphobic
BuFfY
4th April 2007, 22:37
Reminds me of something that happened a year ago....
KB members....
Beach....
Booze....
Korea
5th April 2007, 08:20
Of course it is.

Hondas take it up the arse - faking it's not the done thing.

Just make sure it's had time to cool down - it burns...

(Where's that link to the grilled weener pic?)
WRT
5th April 2007, 13:06
LOL My Aprilia manual states that the RS is made from non-edible parts and you should not bite, chew, suck, lick or swallow any part of the motorcycle.

What, not even the Labia (http://www.af1racing.com/store/Scripts/prodList.asp)?
sidecar bob
7th April 2007, 16:22
LOL My Aprilia manual states that the RS is made from non-edible parts and you should not bite, chew, suck, lick or swallow any part of the motorcycle.

Thanks for advising me that, I know the bike is sexy but I've never had the desire to have oral sex with a machine...

My RS125 has the exact same message, i noticed that it is a glaring omission from the RSV R manual, or maybe you can eat the 1000.