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Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)

16th October 2006, 15:04

Read the ad, says it all really!
A friend of mine in London saw this and sent it to me!!

Post Date:
Aug 7th, 2006
Expire Date:
Sep 6th, 2006

$10,000
06' Suzuki GSXR 1000
Farmington, UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006
2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had
its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels
have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm
selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving
wife. Apparently "do whatever the f *** you want" doesn't mean what I
thought. Call me, Steve. (801)867-8292

Squeak the Rat

16th October 2006, 15:23

Hahaha, that pansie's getting rid of the wrong bike.

Colapop

16th October 2006, 16:21

Well, what f**k does it mean then?!?

The_Dover

16th October 2006, 16:23

I'm tempted to call the number and see if it is for real.

Ifit is I'll abuse the shit out of him and put his number on every Utah based gay website I can find.

Edbear

16th October 2006, 18:04

Ah, marriage! It's a wonderful thing! Can keep you occupied for hours...!:lol:

cheese

17th October 2006, 10:16

this is classic

I'd never seen it before, no doubt sniper will tell me otherwise.....

The_Dover

17th October 2006, 10:16

only three of four times man, but never in pdf with a picture.

well done

cheese

17th October 2006, 21:49

Yeah!!!!!

Oh well........

unhingedlizard

25th October 2006, 17:55

sent to me today:

Post Date:
Aug 7th, 2006

Expire Date:
Sep 6th, 2006

$10,000

06' Suzuki GSXR 1000

Farmington , UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006

2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought. Call me, Steve. (801)867-8292

FROSTY

25th October 2006, 19:41

$10,000
06' Suzuki GSXR 1000
Farmington, UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006
2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought. Call me, Steve.(801)867-8292

god man grow some balls

Monorail

25th October 2006, 20:39

can't believe that noone's pointed out that this is a repost. Sniper's getting slack:yes:

cowpoos

25th October 2006, 21:03

re post old fella...... :p

Swoop

26th October 2006, 11:57

This must be taking up a bit of server space by itself. Frosty has posted it in the general forum, and I'm sure that I've seen it elsewhere as well.:gob:

Naki Rat

16th March 2007, 16:36

cheese

17th March 2007, 20:59

Repost of a reposted repost

cheese

17th March 2007, 21:01

In fact its dad was the major of repostville.

Quartermile

17th March 2007, 22:40

Tut tut tut could have at least left it for Sniper

MazTLR

3rd April 2007, 14:38

He should have kept it.

KATWYN

3rd April 2007, 14:40

Thats gotta be a joke.....surely?

dogsnbikes

3rd April 2007, 14:49

They're funny creatures arent they.....I got married without consulting the bike bad move:gob:

she made me sell the bike :shit:

and I am proud to say she was replaced by a english rose :rockon:

was susprised I got more for her than expected :Punk:

jetboy

3rd April 2007, 14:49

bugger getting married if thats what happens

Swoop

3rd April 2007, 14:50

You have heard of the repost police???

placidfemme

3rd April 2007, 14:53

You have heard of the repost police???

Sniper will be by shortly

Sniper

3rd April 2007, 14:56

GAHHH, this one is getting ridiculous!

I shall have to set up a special section to deal with this and install harsher penalties. The mute pygmies are obviously not doing as well as I hoped.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=37867&highlight=For+sale
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=37371&highlight=For+sale
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=37307&highlight=For+sale

There are more, but they are in Picture format and those are harder to find

Swoop

3rd April 2007, 14:57

RC1

3rd April 2007, 15:00

bugger getting married if thats what happens
works both ways,my partner paid for my bike :yes:

Sniper

3rd April 2007, 15:00

I wonder if we have a lack of moderators these days?

Nah, the mods do a good job. Can't expect them to do it all.

Mind you, I havent seen it all yet...

Joni

3rd April 2007, 15:03

I wonder if we have a lack of moderators these days?
You obviously think we have nothing better to do... reposts are the least of my worries at times! Besides the rest of you jump on the poor buggers like a lynch mob anyway...

Swoop

3rd April 2007, 15:13

You obviously think we have nothing better to do... reposts are the least of my worries at times! Besides the rest of you jump on the poor buggers like a lynch mob anyway...
No! My comment was made in all honesty and best intentions. I realise how much effort is put in by the mods!!!!

My comment was that there appears (to me) to be fewer mods around these days to spread the workload.

I guess that at the other end of the spectrum, some of the more controversial members are "extremely quiet".

Sniper

3rd April 2007, 15:14

I guess that at the other end of the spectrum, some of the more controversial members are "extremely quiet".

They are locked up. Its a conspiracy I tells ya.

Joni

3rd April 2007, 15:20

Yes Sniper, Im conspiring against the whole lot of you... bwwahahahaha!

:zzzz:

Sniper

3rd April 2007, 15:22

Yes Sniper, Im conspiring against the whole lot of you... bwwahahahaha!

:zzzz:

Not you, my apologese, I meant to make it sound like they were off conspiring against us

Joni

3rd April 2007, 15:24

Hey - thanks for the links anyway, made the merges much easier... :yes:

Sniper

3rd April 2007, 15:26

Hey - thanks for the links anyway, made the merges much easier... :yes:

No worries, Im trying to do that, helps back up the "repost" comments

mstriumph

3rd April 2007, 15:31

Yes Sniper, Im conspiring against the whole lot of you... bwwahahahaha!

:zzzz:

tsk tsk - even a woman of YOUR talent and insight can't POSSIBLY conspire all on your own ...........

.......... or CAN she?? !! :confused:

MazTLR

3rd April 2007, 16:30

Sorry about repost, but have not been on KB that long, How am I to know whats been seen before on the site.

Sniper

3rd April 2007, 16:32

Sorry about repost, but have not been on KB that long, How am I to know whats been seen before on the site.

No Excuses!! Jawol
Search function.....

Macktheknife

3rd April 2007, 16:52

No Excuses!! Jawol
Search function.....

What he said, make search your friend. Don't worry you will get the hang of it. One of the best pastimes on KB is the P/T for reposting.

xgnr

13th June 2007, 20:03

Apologies if you have seen it before but the pillion sent it to me.... hmmm... maybe a hint?

Babelfish

13th June 2007, 20:09

funny. FUCK THE REPO PO PO :crazy:

McJim

13th June 2007, 20:35

Apologies if you have seen it before but the pillion sent it to me.... hmmm... maybe a hint?

Shit!

I've heard about Goldwings having intercoms but you and your pillion can send each other emails?!?

Awesome - go BMW!

:rofl:

xgnr

13th June 2007, 20:41

Shit!

I've heard about Goldwings having intercoms but you and your pillion can send each other emails?!?

Awesome - go BMW!

:rofl:

ha ha you wanna experience the "Bash the helmet = slow the fuk down" comms system she has perfected .

McJim

13th June 2007, 20:46

ha ha you wanna experience the "Bash the helmet = slow the fuk down" comms system she has perfected .

I have nothing but the greatest respect for you fellas that are prepared to pillion your other halves.

I long ago decided I'd much rather she was on her own bike - with a pillion I'd be afraid they'd use the ol' "Manual Clutch" where their right hand squeezes your testicles until you roll off the throttle......

HDTboy

13th June 2007, 20:50

Raheeeeeepostah

Sniper

13th June 2007, 20:55

Can you say search?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=47345&highlight=steve

xgnr

13th June 2007, 20:55

Raheeeeeepostah

oh well... got a wee smile

Curious_AJ

13th June 2007, 21:37

LOL... seen it before, still funny... _b!

xgnr

13th June 2007, 22:08

Can you say search?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=47345&highlight=steve

Hey cool thanks, can you give an old fella some help to search for images to save me getting yelled at by much wiser and brighter people

Sniper

14th June 2007, 09:55

Hey cool thanks, can you give an old fella some help to search for images to save me getting yelled at by much wiser and brighter people

Don't say that mate, Im sure as hell not wiser nor brighter than those further in years, my intelligence just extends to different areas.

Along the top bar of KB there is a Search tab. Just click on it and enter a word that is contained in the joke. Make sure its a keyword and not something like "and, if or What". For the joke forum, I suggest you use the advanced search.

This tip brought to you by the proud folk of the Repost QRF

ManDownUnder

14th June 2007, 09:56

Well, what f**k does it mean then?!?

Apparently it rules out other women too...

... who'd have guessed?

xgnr

15th June 2007, 22:46

Don't say that mate, Im sure as hell not wiser nor brighter than those further in years, my intelligence just extends to different areas.

Along the top bar of KB there is a Search tab. Just click on it and enter a word that is contained in the joke. Make sure its a keyword and not something like "and, if or What". For the joke forum, I suggest you use the advanced search.

This tip brought to you by the proud folk of the Repost QRF

Thanks again. Here I was thinking that that there was a way that smart and wise people could advise how one could search for a particular image i.e. parse the text in the image...

can you or cant you?

Sniper

15th June 2007, 23:08

Thanks again. Here I was thinking that that there was a way that smart and wise people could advise how one could search for a particular image i.e. parse the text in the image...

can you or cant you?

In an image, no. But if the image contains words, so a searchbased on those

xgnr

15th June 2007, 23:11

ummmm so if you post an image (only) ... as I did... there is no way to search for it?

Sniper

18th June 2007, 09:46

ummmm so if you post an image (only) ... as I did... there is no way to search for it?

Search by a word in the image. Generally, an image without words are impossible to find and it takes many of the QRF man hours to search, so we turn a blind eye

xgnr

18th June 2007, 19:52

Search by a word in the image. Generally, an image without words are impossible to find and it takes many of the QRF man hours to search, so we turn a blind eye

ok ta, will give it a go to make sure I don't commit such a sin ever again

sinned

1st October 2007, 08:01

I guess the choice here was sex or the bike.

McDuck

1st October 2007, 08:26

lol i love that. bit of a repost but it is worth the extra go.

PuppetMaster

1st October 2007, 09:47

Poor Steve, been trying to sell that bike for years now.

vifferman

1st October 2007, 10:06

Poor Steve, been trying to sell that bike for years now.
You mean 'trying' to sell the bike. :lol:

Virago

1st October 2007, 10:57

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=47345

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=46172

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=37874

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=36983

sinned

1st October 2007, 16:47

Yes I should have done a search before posting this. :shit: It got sent to me by a work colleague who thought is was genuine. And I believed him. :sick:

Hitcher

28th October 2008, 15:11

This same bike has been offered for sale in every country on the planet.

NighthawkNZ

28th October 2008, 15:14

This same bike has been offered for sale in every country on the planet.

and same reply to... repost half a gazillion times...

Badcat

28th October 2008, 15:27

repost........

heh heh.

Fatt Max

1st December 2008, 08:13

Ring any bells with anyone....!

PuppetMaster

1st December 2008, 08:23

yes, yes it does.....as Im sure you'll find out shortly, it rings bells with alot of other peple.

JimO

1st December 2008, 08:51

yes, yes it does.....as Im sure you'll find out shortly, it rings bells with alot of other peple.

i think its called a repost or something like that:spanking:

Swoop

1st December 2008, 11:13

i think its called a repost or something like that:spanking:
Correct.

+10 char.

Fatt Max

1st December 2008, 11:36

Knackers, sorry one and all,

Should have checked before posting bit it did give me a bit of a 'G-Raffe' if you know what I mean.

I'll get my coat.......

KiwiPhoenix

13th May 2009, 10:03

men are from mars, women are from venus!?!?

:blink:

KiwiPhoenix

13th May 2009, 11:30

Just goes go show how often these do the rounds!?

Conquiztador

11th July 2010, 23:51

:yes: +10 charachters

Urano

12th July 2010, 06:26

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

oh, poor guy...

i'd rather get divorced.... :laugh: :laugh:
(but don't tell that to my wife... ;) )

Swoop

12th July 2010, 08:28

Where are the Repost QRF these days?

avgas

12th July 2010, 08:32

Now I understand what being 'fucked fourways' actually means

Banditbandit

14th July 2010, 14:59