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WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)

is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:


DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES ; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available



( LOL..Yeah, Right ....:yes: ... dasser...)

[trumpy_girl69]

sounds like All Men should go on this 2 day course. I know a few that couldreally benefit........ my brother for 1
hahahahahahaha..............
good one:woohoo:

[Macktheknife]

And the corresponding course for women...


DAY ONE
How to Shut Up.
This may come as a surprise to many women but guys actually appreciate silence, especially during sports events and movies.
Roundtable discussion and roleplay.

Nagging, does it really work?
The short answer is NO. But there are specific techniques that all women should learn to get things done in peace and harmony.
Expert panel and roleplay.



Housework, yes it really is your problem
Women always complain about men not doing housework, but fail to realise that they are genetically immune to mess. As our friend 'Scotty' says, "ya canna change the laws of physics" nor can you change the nature of man.
The importance of this lesson dictates the rest of the day will be spent on it.
Powerpoint and scientific evidence to demonstrate the futility of trying to get him to change.


DAY TWO.

Cave Time, just leave him alone.
Since men lived in caves they have always sought the company of other men for certain activities, hunting, fishing, drinking, etc. Most women believe this is an aberration and should be stopped if possible, not so.
We show how to leave the guys alone and let them have their much needed 'guy time' and space.
Detailed instruction on what constitutes 'caving behaviour', notes and pictures handout, discussion groups.



Sex: You need extra time, he needs extra motivation.
If you want your man to be the lover of your dreams, then you need to be flexible. Men just love blowjobs, so to make your man improve in the bedroom, blow him every day and never say anything about the taste.
Then you can reasonably ask for some preferences of your own. Do you want the hot bath with oils and candles before romantic lovemaking? Run your own bath, enjoy a soak, then tell him its time for a blowie, he will be right in.
Practical demonstration in technique by noted professionals.


FINAL LESSON.
Brag or whinge? What do your girlfriends hear from you?
There is no faster way to pollute your relationship than having every woman you know giving 'advice' on how to 'fix' your relationship issues. When it comes to your impression of your man's abilities in any area, say something supporting or SHUT THE HELL UP!
He will love you for it.
specific techniques discussed and demonstrated, practice session follows. (gags available for those who struggle.)

This course is provided free in the interests of male health and welfare.

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