dasser
5th April 2007, 16:19
Subject: Sex on Mars
The year is 2222 & Mike & Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier points. :yes:
They meet a Martian couple & are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. :shit:
Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.
"Just how do you guys Do It?" asks Maureen. :yes:
The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do."
A discussion ensues!
Finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night & experience one another. :yes:
Maureen & the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips.
He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long & just a quarter-inch thick. :gob:
"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. "Why?" he asks. "What's the matter?"
"Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he says, & proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long. "Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it is still narrow."
"No problem," he says, & starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider & wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman. :gob:
"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fall into bed & make mad passionate love. :yes:
The next day the couples rejoin their other partners & go their separate ways.
As they walked along, Mike asks, "Well, was it any good?"
"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was wonderful.
How about you?" "It was horrible," he replies.
"All I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead & pulling my ears!":yes:
( Have a great Easter.... dasser ....Four wheels move the body.Two wheels move the soul. ) :scooter:
:dodge:
The year is 2222 & Mike & Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier points. :yes:
They meet a Martian couple & are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. :shit:
Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.
"Just how do you guys Do It?" asks Maureen. :yes:
The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do."
A discussion ensues!
Finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night & experience one another. :yes:
Maureen & the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips.
He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long & just a quarter-inch thick. :gob:
"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. "Why?" he asks. "What's the matter?"
"Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he says, & proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long. "Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it is still narrow."
"No problem," he says, & starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider & wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman. :gob:
"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fall into bed & make mad passionate love. :yes:
The next day the couples rejoin their other partners & go their separate ways.
As they walked along, Mike asks, "Well, was it any good?"
"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was wonderful.
How about you?" "It was horrible," he replies.
"All I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead & pulling my ears!":yes:
( Have a great Easter.... dasser ....Four wheels move the body.Two wheels move the soul. ) :scooter:
:dodge: