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Mrs Busa Pete
9th April 2007, 07:56
IF A MAN TALKS IN THE BUSH
AND THERES NO WOMAN AROUND TO HEAR HIM
IS HE STILL WRONG:sherlock:

Qkkid
9th April 2007, 08:11
:gob: repost

Mrs Busa Pete
9th April 2007, 08:32
:gob: repost

..........:gob:

nadroj
9th April 2007, 08:33
If man fly plane upside down does he have balls up?

Colapop
9th April 2007, 08:55
If a fat woman falls in the forest and no-one is around to see it, do the trees laugh?

Mrs Busa Pete
9th April 2007, 08:57
If a fat woman falls in the forest and no-one is around to see it, do the trees laugh?

Why did they laugh when you fell:gob:

nadroj
9th April 2007, 10:36
If man take tin of biscuits to bed is he fukin crackers?

ninjac
10th April 2007, 21:20
If man walks through airport door sidways is he going to Bangkok.

He who pisses into wind get his own back.

Deviant Esq
11th April 2007, 10:11
Man who wanks on cash register, comes into money.

:sick:

Curious_AJ
11th April 2007, 13:23
man who goes to bed with problem in hand, wakes up with solution on chest

woman who flys plane upside down , has crack up

man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with stinky finger

Maha
12th April 2007, 16:05
Man with hands down anothers mans pants, not feeling himself today!...

Qkchk
12th April 2007, 16:22
Man who puts cream in tarts, not necessarily baker!

Dog which walks through deep snow get frozen stiff!

Deviant Esq
12th April 2007, 23:23
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Man who love and loses, have not right lawyer.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Kids are like Legos, lot of fun to make, but sooner or later, only end up messing up house. :shutup:
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.

Confucius jokes are fun! Easy enough to make your own versions...
Man obsessed with scrambled eggs, beats himself silly. ;)

Grub
12th April 2007, 23:35
woman who flys plane upside down , has crack up

Woman who fly plane right way up has bust-up

Man who fly plane upside down also have nuts-up

Robbo
13th April 2007, 15:09
Man who has sex at Railway Station.....Fuckin near loco

Bass
13th April 2007, 17:12
Woman who sleep in 4 poster bed, beware of 5th column activity

Curious_AJ
14th April 2007, 18:14
(okay, not strictly confushiss said, but... ) Spots on The Wall, by Who Flung Dung

*think about it teehee*

Scorpygirl
14th April 2007, 18:19
Man who make love on mountain, not on the level.

bugjuice
14th April 2007, 18:20
IF A MAN TALKS IN THE BUSH
AND THERES NO WOMAN AROUND TO HEAR HIM
IS HE STILL WRONG:sherlock:
is it his missus' bush tho?

Scorpygirl
14th April 2007, 18:34
is it his missus' bush tho?

Doesn't matter mate...he is still wrong!!!!! :shutup:

Flatcap
15th April 2007, 10:52
Sausage dog with erection walk upstairs backward

Waylander
15th April 2007, 11:47
(okay, not strictly confushiss said, but... ) Spots on The Wall, by Who Flung Dung

*think about it teehee*
'The Golden Waterfall' by I. P. Standin

cowpoos
16th April 2007, 18:49
'The Golden Waterfall' by I. P. Standin
go back to canada