So, you want to sleep with my daughter?

[Sniper]

God, this had to be the funniest thing I have read all month

http://www.ubersite.com/m/99471

[jrandom]

It kind of disturbs me that someone would write that up.

As a teenager, I preferred to keep my mildly deviant sexual fantasies private, not fictionalise them in detail and post them on the internet.

[Sniper]

He is american, and you can tell he is just gagging for attention

[skelstar]

That was weak and far from the funniest thing I've read for a year. Sorry.

[Smorg]

Shouldn't this be in the jokes thread

[Quartermile]

Yea, I think he might be talking out his ass a bit, or a lot (apparently a nice ass none the less)

[skelstar]

This (http://www.ubersite.com/m/17812) one is far funnier! :)

[Quartermile]

This (http://www.ubersite.com/m/17812) one is far funnier! :)

The picture at the end, SO wrong:sick:

[bistard]

I thought it was abit close to the bone,so to speak,when I have just had my 15 yearold daughter visit from Auckland,with her 17 year old boy friend,that I have never met
My wife & I actually had the "SEX" conversation & they did not know which way to look,was a very uncomfortable situation,but if they are doing it I would prefer they are at least "safe", remember when sex was safe & sky diving was dangerous

[Sniper]

This (http://www.ubersite.com/m/17812) one is far funnier! :)

You win.....:mellow:

[Swoop]

remember when sex was safe & skydiving was dangerous?
I used to have that bumpersticker!:yes:

[Finn]

14 or so years ago, I was living in Stockholm with my then crazy girlfriend and we were visiting her parents at their summer house in the archipelago. They had a boat shed and sauna right on the water and the idea was to get really hot in the sauna then jump in the freezing water for fun. Of course, sometimes you had to break the ice first.

A time honoured Christmas tradition was a family sauna. GF told me (quite seriously) that you leave your towels and robes outside and sit around naked. Her parents backed her up here. I actually believed them cause they were very liberal. The bitch made sure I was last in cause I had to go get some more firewood. Good one. I enter with chronic shrinkage due to outside temp of -15 and they're in towels. My nickname from then on was lilla Finn. Easy to translate. I got them back but that's a nufer story.

[jrandom]

living in Stockholm with my then crazy girlfriend...

Got better, did she?

[Finn]

Got better, did she?

No. I traded her in on her then best friend. This one's fine... so far.

[yod]

"hey Don, come check out Joey's butt!"

oh thats just wrong!

[Donor]

...odd, this thread has been up more than 5 minutes with its catchy title, and yet Disco is nowhere to be seen... ;)

[Storm]

Thats some weird shit
Still, thats what the internet is for I spose

[Colapop]

Dunno what his issue is. He got to root the daughter, got complimented on his arse (by both parents) and got a 'opening' night gift... It wasn't like the old man asked him to move over so he could have a go...

[Finn]

...odd, this thread has been up more than 5 minutes with its catchy title, and yet Disco is nowhere to be seen... ;)

Disco Dan feels uncomfortable discusing a subject he knows very little about.

[Ixion]

.. It wasn't like the old man asked him to move over so he could have a go...

It's when the old man asks her to move over so that he can have a go that it's time to start worrying

[Mental Trousers]

Worrying is the young fella becoming a double adaptor.

[Brett]

Bahahahahhahahah...how distrubingly odd.

[Xtat1k]

This (http://www.ubersite.com/m/17812) one is far funnier! :)

Agreed, lol

[BuFfY]

Yeah the second one was funnier! lol

Parents can be so embarrassing! When my dad met my first serious boyfriend I was living in Auckland and Dad in Wellington.. so we had a trip down there for a weekend.
When we arrive Dad is wearing a sarong... and then passes my boyfriend a piece of paper... "10 rules for dating my teenage daughter"... SHAME!!
He then told him where his golf clubs were just incase my boyfriend ever hurt me...

[skidMark]

God, this had to be the funniest thing I have read all month

http://www.ubersite.com/m/99471


reminds me of the first time i did it with my ex and her mother walked in , her mother was not so erm, forgiving?

[skidMark]

http://www.ubersite.com/m/100062

i think hes a tad upset, feel sorry for him

[skidMark]

He is american, and you can tell he is just gagging for attention

says the man with 12,977 posts

[skidMark]

14 or so years ago, I was living in Stockholm with my then crazy girlfriend and we were visiting her parents at their summer house in the archipelago. They had a boat shed and sauna right on the water and the idea was to get really hot in the sauna then jump in the freezing water for fun. Of course, sometimes you had to break the ice first.

A time honoured Christmas tradition was a family sauna. GF told me (quite seriously) that you leave your towels and robes outside and sit around naked. Her parents backed her up here. I actually believed them cause they were very liberal. The bitch made sure I was last in cause I had to go get some more firewood. Good one. I enter with chronic shrinkage due to outside temp of -15 and they're in towels. My nickname from then on was lilla Finn. Easy to translate. I got them back but that's a nufer story.

so temperature drops don't effect you then, incredible

mustve been so cold that it made you a midget with a small knob foreva

[Sniper]

says the man with 12,977 posts

Says the guy who won't fucken shut up. You know, everytime I take you off ignore to see if you have grown up, you dissapoint me.

[Deviant Esq]

Says the guy who won't fucken shut up. You know, everytime I take you off ignore to see if you have grown up, you disappoint me.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Sniper again.

[skidMark]

Says the guy who won't fucken shut up. You know, everytime I take you off ignore to see if you have grown up, you dissapoint me.
i'm honoured that you hate me, mr 12,987 if u had a dollar for every post u wouldn't have to ride a yamahardeeharhar