Humph, I need a life

[Sniper]

Come on Mental trousers I dare ya, you have a clear shot..... :bleh:

13000 posts yay, I really need a damn life

I would like to thank the usual folk who I usually thanks during my usual post blurbs

Mind you, hopefully this season of Longbore and Smallbore will keep me busy as well as going to Aus, and work and other stuff

This has lost its usual shine.

[miSTa]

You sad sad boy....

[ManDownUnder]

This has lost its usual shine.


Then start polishing it mate... it's GREAT fun!

[Crisis management]

Oh, come on Sniper, it's just the adrenaline wearing off from the great southern slaughter.....

Go and shoot something, it'll bring the zing back into your life (just not me).

[Sniper]

ROFL, not quite mate.

What I meant was, these milestone speeches (If you can call them that) are wearing thin (for me)

Mind you, Im going to go blast the crap out of a german paper nazi on Sat, that should keep me happy

[MyGSXF]

:gob: 13,000...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! holy shite man.. you NEED a life!!! :shutup:

mind you... :shifty: how MANY of them are single words.. like, for example... "repost"... :dodge:





Congrats dude... :Punk:

Jen :rockon:

[placidfemme]

lol Sniper... at least no-one can say this is a repost of "my 13,000th post" cause your the only one!

You really must love KB... but then if I had the net at home in the evenings I'd more than likely be at double what I am now :)

heres to the next 13,000

[Maha]

Ahem!....averaging over 14 post per?....that would take some beating, you drink far too much coffee dont ya Stu?...

[Sniper]

Ahem!....averaging over 14 post per?....that would take some beating, you drink far too much coffee dont ya Stu?...

Nothing like the high 20's per day I used to pull. They removed my coffee drinking rights..... Plus power tools, plus sharp objects. Aparently Im a danger to everyone

[doc]

Come on Mental trousers I dare ya, you have a clear shot..... :bleh:

13000 posts yay, I really need a damn life

I would like to thank the usual folk who I usually thanks during my usual post blurbs

Mind you, hopefully this season of Longbore and Smallbore will keep me busy as well as going to Aus, and work and other stuff

This has lost its usual shine.
I thought it was Fullbore. of course someone will correct me if I'm wrong. Anyway guy at work was today talking about this very subject of internet forums type stuff and how a survey of Trademe users found that there was a group that are found to be very lonely and bought "Won" stuff for themselves, then derived great pleasure in receiving it in the mail likened it to getting a present from someone .

My question is . How much have you purchased on Trademe ? Cmon honestly
I told him I'm not on the internet too busy.

[Sniper]

I thought it was Fullbore. of course someone will correct me if I'm wrong. Anyway guy at work was today talking about this very subject of internet forums type stuff and how a survey of Trademe users found that there was a group that are found to be very lonely and bought "Won" stuff for themselves, then derived great pleasure in receiving it in the mail likened it to getting a present from someone .

My question is . How much have you purchased on Trademe ? Cmon honestly
I told him I'm not on the internet too busy.

Couple of terms, so you are technically right. I have always been told its Longbore, so I presume we are both correct.

Last thing I got off Trademe was a computer game a few months ago I think. I can imagine some losers on TM though, lol

[doc]

Couple of terms, so you are technically right. I have always been told its Longbore, so I presume we are both correct.

Last thing I got off Trademe was a computer game a few months ago I think. I can imagine some losers on TM though, lol
Hey. Lets get this straight. Fasination with guns, 13,000 post on KB'r, computer games. Don't currently own a bike. Does your mum know about this stuff. you don't work at McDonalds do you ?

[Sniper]

Hey. Lets get this straight. Fasination with guns, 13,000 post on KB'r, computer games. Don't currently own a bike. Does your mum know about this stuff. you don't work at McDonalds do you ?

Nope, work with rental cars.

Didn't know owning a bike was a nessesity in having a life. I play BF2 maybe once or twice a week if Im bored. But Smallbore season is coming up with means busy evenings

My mum lives in Aus

And 99.9% of my posts on KB are during work hours :p

[DMNTD]

repost!!!!

[doc]

Nope, work with rental cars.



Christchurch has finally opened a 'Rent a Dent' franchise

[Sniper]

Christchurch has finally opened a 'Rent a Dent' franchise

I don't deal in franchises, WOFTAMS in my opinion

Besides, Rent a dent has been in CHCH for a while from what I understand.

S

[doc]

, WOFTAMS
CHCH S
Na you've lost me now all these strange words.

[doc]

Nope, work with rental cars.

Didn't know owning a bike was a nessesity in having a life.

Now on this site that is quite sad. For some it is a mid life crisis, for me, my mid life crisis will begin when they try to stop me getting on one.

[Sniper]

Na you've lost me now all these strange words.

Waste of Fucken time and Money

Christchurch

Stu


Now on this site that is quite sad. For some it is a mid life crisis, for me, my mid life crisis will begin when they try to stop me getting on one.

Yup, Im a sad individual, being 22 means I havent hit my midlife crisis but it does mean I've given up as much as I can to pay for the perfect wedding for my Fiance and also to save towards a house. Ifit means not owning a moorcycle for a few years, so be it.

If you can live for one moment, let it be now, or plan for it, because once that moment comes, enjoy it to all its potential.

[MyGSXF]

Nope, work with rental cars.

Ya did a bloody good job jacking up a car for Tony & family too Sniper!!!! :yes: On ya!!! :Punk:

Was awesome to have them here for the night on their way up North!!!! :banana:

[Sniper]

Ya did a bloody good job jacking up a car for Tony & family too Sniper!!!! :yes: On ya!!! :Punk:

Was awesome to have them here for the night on their way up North!!!! :banana:

Cheers matey. Yea they are a bloody nice family. All the best to them

[doc]

Ya did a bloody good job jacking up a car for Tony & family too Sniper!!!! :yes: On ya!!! :Punk:

Was awesome to have them here for the night on their way up North!!!! :banana:
Take his side then pssst

[Sniper]

Take his side then pssst

You know, for a grumpy old bugger, you are alright in my books

[doc]

You know, for a grumpy old bugger, you are alright in my books
pssst.....

[MyGSXF]

Take his side then pssst

I did... :nya:

[doc]

I did... :nya:
Bloody typical shelia, has too have the last word .

[MyGSXF]

Bloody typical shelia, has too have the last word .

too right... :devil2:

[doc]

too right... :devil2:
humble silence

[Storm]

A real geek would have 20'000 by now :bleh:

[Mental Trousers]

Come on Mental trousers I dare ya, you have a clear shot..... :bleh:

13000 posts yay, I really need a damn life

No problem!! Any reason for red bling is a good one.
Is that the 3rd for milestone threads now?? I forget.

[Swoop]

A pitiful attempt at a speech.

C'mon. Regale us with a dit about obstinate and abusive rental car customers! Some of us are hanging about waiting for the next episode!!!:yes:

[Hitcher]

13,000? At this rate you've lapped most of the field.

I'd give you some rep to offset the carnage strewn by Mr Trousers, but I've apparently given out too much in the past 24 hours.

[Colapop]

"Alas" I hear you cry, such a gnashing of teeth and keening wail of one who would by his reckoning be the envy of every young net fiend. Sir , I think thou doth protesteth too much!

[SwanTiger]

13000 posts yay, I really need a damn life
Yeah yah lazy prick, join SAR or the Fire Service and put your skills to use :yes:

[Deviant Esq]

Still a pretty good effort Sniper, especially after slowing down once you hit 10,000... :dodge: There are a couple of members with higher posts per day averages than you now. I'm sure KB has given lots of opportunities and friendships etc because you're so active, though. You'll always be the first KBer to reach 10,000 posts no matter what.

[Hitcher]

There are a couple of members with higher posts per day averages than you now.
You mean you've sat down and worked that out? Impressive.

You'll always be the first KBer to reach 10,000 posts no matter what.
It's sad that nobody remembers who was first to 5,000...

[Deviant Esq]

You mean you've sat down and worked that out? Impressive.
Sarcasm? :mellow:
No need to sit down and work it out... :bleh:
Members List ordered from highest posts to lowest (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/memberlist.php?&order=DESC&sort=posts&pp=30). Then a member's profile will tell you join date and number of posts, followed by average posts per day. But I'm quite sure you already knew that!

Actually, I must confess, sarcasm or no, that I was actually wrong anyway. Oh, shot down, in a blaze of... well... :mellow:
On the first page of members with the most posts at least, Sniper actually does have the highest posts per day count. Only Ixion and Buggy come within striking distance... but still not that close. At the time of posting: Sniper - 14.68 posts per day. Ixion - 13.02. Bugjuice - 12.15.

Whoops.

[Ixion]

Bugger me. Do you mean that I strew the treasures of a mind stocked with erudition logic and drollery before you lot 13 times a day? Pearls before swine, that's wot it is.

[Hitcher]

If you want to spot the up-and-comers in the posts-per-day stakes, you need to look further down the list. The likes of Mr Colapop, for example, may surprise.

And, like many things in life, statistics at face value may also hide The Truth. Mr Pyrocam, for example, has nearly 5,000 posts uncounted on his formal total from just one Pointless Drivel thread alone. These are his contribution to the LOTPIHGAD thread which, being Pointless Drivel (actually there should be another category of thread that subtracts from total post count, but that's another story) do not count, as it were.

Time wasting is indeed relative. Now where's Steven Hawking when he's really needed?

[Scorpygirl]

Well done Sniper. Thanks to Spank Me for providing this forum for the sad, lonely and SNIPER!!!!! :sunny: :Punk:

All the best and honours.

[Deviant Esq]

If you want to spot the up-and-comers in the posts-per-day stakes, you need to look further down the list. The likes of Mr Colapop, for example, may surprise.

And, like many things in life, statistics at face value may also hide The Truth. Mr Pyrocam, for example, has nearly 5,000 posts uncounted on his formal total from just one Pointless Drivel thread alone. These are his contribution to the LOTPIHGAD thread which, being Pointless Drivel (actually there should be another category of thread that subtracts from total post count, but that's another story) do not count, as it were.
Yeah, I did have a look further on down the list. Monsieur Colapop is making a commendable effort at becoming a post whore (:bleh:), but is languishing on a mere 9.41 posts per day. The_Dover is a bigger whore (10.85 ppd)... Cola's just cuddly (sorry, couldn't resist).

As for PD (and LOTPIHGAD)... yep, some people are pretty busy in there! I don't usually go into PD to browse or post very often (tho the odd post I've made has gone there)... Usually it's only either to a. Catch up on a thread that got moved there that I was still reading; b. Read posts in the Drivel Post thread that were moved out of a thread I was reading; or c. Take the piss out of Indy. :nya:

Still, for Sniper, managing 13,000 posts outside of PD is quite an effort. He's probably got a few in there himself! I'll be happy enough when I reach 1000 posts, but I'm not really too worried, nor am I in any hurry to get there. Besides I type too much in my replies to rack my post count up much. At 1.78 ppd I'm a lightweight!

[Quartermile]

Dude does this mean you'll teach me to get my QRF licence?

[Sniper]

Dude does this mean you'll teach me to get my QRF licence?

As an gesture of good faith and boredom, you may have a QRF license if you answer these questions 3....

1, What is your name?
2, What is your quest?
3, What is your favourite colour?

[Swoop]

As an gesture of good faith and boredom, you may have a QRF license if you answer these questions 3....

3, What is your favourite colour?
RED! - no Blue aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[Quartermile]

As an gesture of good faith and boredom, you may have a QRF license if you answer these questions 3....

1, What is your name?
2, What is your quest?
3, What is your favourite colour?
Sir Quartermile
To seek the holy grail
Blue
:D

[scumdog]

Woohoo, I'm in the top ten!!

(And in the time I've spent here I could have built a full scale model of the Zeppelin out of used matches:weep: )