Beemer
12th April 2007, 15:55
A 14 year old boy comes home from school and his mother asks "did you have a nice day?"
"Oh yeah" replies the kid, "I had sex with the English teacher."
"You what" exclaims the mother, "that's dreadful, you can't be having sex, you are only 14 years old, the teachers have a moral responsibility to their students, this must be illegal, this is really dreadful. You must tell your father immediately".
The kid finds his father tinkering in the garage.
"Gidday Dad" says the kid.
"Gidday mate, have a good day at school?" asks the father.
"Oh, not bad, I had sex with the English teacher" says the kid.
The father is really impressed with this.
"Congratulations mate, now you are a man, I'm so proud of you, must be in your genes getting an early start, good on ya son."
"Mum's not very impressed" says the kid.
"Oh, don't worry about your mother" says the dad "she doesn't understand about male urges and all that" says the dad. "Anyway, how was it?"
"Oh, not bad" says the kid, "but me bum's a bit sore."
"Oh yeah" replies the kid, "I had sex with the English teacher."
"You what" exclaims the mother, "that's dreadful, you can't be having sex, you are only 14 years old, the teachers have a moral responsibility to their students, this must be illegal, this is really dreadful. You must tell your father immediately".
The kid finds his father tinkering in the garage.
"Gidday Dad" says the kid.
"Gidday mate, have a good day at school?" asks the father.
"Oh, not bad, I had sex with the English teacher" says the kid.
The father is really impressed with this.
"Congratulations mate, now you are a man, I'm so proud of you, must be in your genes getting an early start, good on ya son."
"Mum's not very impressed" says the kid.
"Oh, don't worry about your mother" says the dad "she doesn't understand about male urges and all that" says the dad. "Anyway, how was it?"
"Oh, not bad" says the kid, "but me bum's a bit sore."