Fizzerman owes me $10 [Archive]

flame

16th April 2007, 10:03

After telling us you could beat WT on the track (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=967690&postcount=163) I bet $10 on WT (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=967879&postcount=166).
"winner takes the purse (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=968283&postcount=167)"

Pay-up bitch!! (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1014519&postcount=15):rockon:

lol, he don't have 10 bucks, his wallet got scared and bailed sumwhere along the ride yesterday 'doh'. I think I ran it over :shutup:

Drew

16th April 2007, 17:36

By "winner takes the purse", I meant him or me, so in reality, you owe Jimmy $10.

Go pay the man SUCKA

_Gina_

16th April 2007, 18:36

By "winner takes the purse"

Isn't purse code for sacks? :innocent:

SixPackBack

16th April 2007, 19:45

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MotoGirl

16th April 2007, 20:36

Sounds like a trip to the Disputes Tribunal...

Drew

17th April 2007, 13:49

Thats right. I won the bet.

Pay up loser.

Are you fuckin retarded? The only people who could have won, are Jimmy or me! Ergo, the winner to take the purse, is Jimmy. Go pay him:yes:

Would you like me to draw a picture?

cowpoos

17th April 2007, 13:58

Would you like me to draw a picture?

yes please :yes:

Drew

17th April 2007, 14:00

yes please :yes: You know I cant draw!

I only said it for effect, surely nobody would admit to being so thick, that they needed visual aids I tought, but hadn't counted on you reading this here thread.

cowpoos

17th April 2007, 14:03

You know I cant draw!

I only said it for effect, surely nobody would admit to being so thick, that they needed visual aids I tought, but hadn't counted on you reading this here thread.
picture please!!!

Joni

17th April 2007, 14:07

picture please!!!request seconded! :innocent:

Drew

17th April 2007, 14:22

Here is the requested picture

cowpoos

17th April 2007, 14:25

Here is the requested picture
ummmmm......where would it be you tool

Drew

17th April 2007, 14:26

ummmmm......where would it be you tool It's there now, had to change the file type. I'M NOT A GEEK LIKE YOU

cowpoos

17th April 2007, 14:40

It's there now, had to change the file type. I'M NOT A GEEK LIKE YOU
your no picaso either!!

cowpoos

17th April 2007, 14:46

Here is the requested picture
jimmy isn't that fat either!!

Crisis management

17th April 2007, 14:51

Being totally uninvolved with this I will dive in as well.......

Fizzer, you agreed to a bet with the Six packer for $10. The winner of the race was to take the purse, WT won and you have to pay your bet (with SPB) to the winner, WT.

Simple really isn't it?

Pay the papakura poor $10............

SixPackBack

17th April 2007, 16:26

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Drew

17th April 2007, 17:18

Fizzerbitch I'm callin' the lawyer!!!

I didn't explain what I meant properly when bets were bein laid, I meant that no matter who made a bet, the guy that won the race, got all the money. But since I didn't put it correctly, I'll part with the bucks here.

$10 for you when we meet SIXMILLIMETERDICK

SixPackBack

17th April 2007, 18:32

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Drew

19th April 2007, 15:17

'So kay Fizzerbitch it was just a piss take.

Now when are you gunna beat WT?

There is a very real possibility we wont be racing each other again, I'm not overly keen on spendin a small fortune gettin my bike ready to race, so I'm just gonna keep thrashin my fzr in post classics. It's way more fun, and doesn't require the same money to upkeep.

Deano

19th April 2007, 15:22

There is a very real possibility we wont be racing each other again, I'm not overly keen on spendin a small fortune gettin my bike ready to race, so I'm just gonna keep thrashin my fzr in post classics. It's way more fun, and doesn't require the same money to upkeep.

Track racing is for homo's anyway eh Drew ?

The road is where it's at - take it to the streets (or Hillclimb)

Drew

19th April 2007, 15:25

Track racing is for homo's anyway eh Drew ?

The road is where it's at - take it to the streets (or Hillclimb)

I'll be track racin the fun one, just not the scary one, except to defend my title at the hillclimb next year.

cowpoos

19th April 2007, 16:48

There is a very real possibility we wont be racing each other again, I'm not overly keen on spendin a small fortune gettin my bike ready to race, so I'm just gonna keep thrashin my fzr in post classics. It's way more fun, and doesn't require the same money to upkeep.
fucking chickin shit is the real reason ain't it...your all bloody talk!!!

I thought you backed yourself!!!

pussy!!

cowpoos

19th April 2007, 16:49

I'm gunna smoke you so bad homo

yeah right you fucking sad sad pussy!!!

ManDownUnder

19th April 2007, 16:54

yeah right you fucking sad sad pussy!!!

I prefer 'em warm, tight, wet, stuffed full and convulsing...

cowpoos

19th April 2007, 16:57

I prefer 'em warm, tight, wet, stuffed full and convulsing...
you like rooting wet cats???

do you get the cat wet before or during??

ManDownUnder

19th April 2007, 17:01

you like rooting wet cats???

You don't???

do you get the cat wet before or during??
Dip 'em in warming KY and go for it!

cowpoos

19th April 2007, 17:03

Dip 'em in warming KY and go for it!

so thats how you get them convulsing :rockon:

ManDownUnder

19th April 2007, 17:05

so thats how you get them convulsing :rockon:

Na the blowie does that to 'em... get the old ones with no teeth

SixPackBack

19th April 2007, 17:19

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skelstar

19th April 2007, 17:20

Na the blowie does that to 'em... get the old ones with no teeth

Dude, if there were no such thing as sexual innuendo I have no idea what you post about :yes:

Drew

19th April 2007, 18:03

fucking chickin shit is the real reason ain't it...your all bloody talk!!!

I thought you backed yourself!!!

pussy!!

Not gonna work bro, I dont care if you think I'm a pussy, or all talk, I dont really wanna race the thou, so I'm not gonna.

If it's so important that you prove you're quicker than me, enter the hill climb and beat me there. I have conceded you beat me on the track, I thought you'd be happy I wasn't out there getting faster still, while you piss about with your suspension, that is already capable of goin well qicker than you've got the balls for.

cowpoos

19th April 2007, 18:07

Not gonna work bro, I dont care if you think I'm a pussy, or all talk, I dont really wanna race the thou, so I'm not gonna.

If it's so important that you prove you're quicker than me, enter the hill climb and beat me there. I have conceded you beat me on the track, I thought you'd be happy I wasn't out there getting faster still, while you piss about with your suspension, that is already capable of goin well qicker than you've got the balls for.
righto....bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! !!

JayRacer37

19th April 2007, 18:14

Not gonna work bro, I dont care if you think I'm a pussy, or all talk, I dont really wanna race the thou, so I'm not gonna.

If it's so important that you prove you're quicker than me, enter the hill climb and beat me there. I have conceded you beat me on the track, I thought you'd be happy I wasn't out there getting faster still, while you piss about with your suspension, that is already capable of goin well qicker than you've got the balls for.

OMG...yout to could create a dispute over fuking anything....
If ya want to beat him so bad Poos, borrow the pig and race him in post classics....your welcome..Drew, now we will see who the pussy is!!!!

cowpoos

19th April 2007, 18:20

OMG...yout to could create a dispute over fuking anything....
If ya want to beat him so bad Poos, borrow the pig and race him in post classics....your welcome..Drew, now we will see who the pussy is!!!!
you prep it for me and get it scruteneered??

cowpoos

19th April 2007, 18:22

you prep it for me and get it scruteneered??
agh!!!! who the fuck are we kidding here!!!!
To be perfectly honest he'ld chicken out that day anyway...like he always does...I'ld beat the prick on a blind giraffe going backwards around manfield!!! because he wouldn't show up...or he'ld get cramp in his feet of some shit!!

pifft!! he's a pussy!!

Drew

19th April 2007, 18:23

you prep it for me and get it scruteneered??

I"LL GET THE THING MINT IF YOU GOT THE BALLS TO RIDE IT PUNK!

JayRacer37

19th April 2007, 18:23

you prep it for me and get it scruteneered??

HAHAHA, have knead it, will use...Pull the flappy light thing that does nout at the front off..itl pass scruteneering after that, surely!!! maybe even lockwire the sump.....lol, cash bribes are great

cowpoos

19th April 2007, 18:29

I"LL GET THE THING MINT IF YOU GOT THE BALLS TO RIDE IT PUNK!
will you even show up to race if we sort it??? [and throw ya fucking excuse book away??]

JayRacer37

19th April 2007, 18:29

OH its ON!!!!!
Drew, pig is coming to ur place soon
You prep it, we whip Poos shiney buttocks on it, then do some monster wheelies!!!

cowpoos

19th April 2007, 18:31

OH its ON!!!!!
Drew, pig is coming to ur place soon
You prep it, we whip Poos shiney buttocks on it, then do some monster wheelies!!!
ain't I racing it????

Drew

19th April 2007, 18:33

OH its ON!!!!!
Drew, pig is coming to ur place soon
You prep it, we whip Poos shiney buttocks on it, then do some monster wheelies!!!

I'll get it ready bro, fork seals, new brake pads, rocker cover gaskit, (and any others that leak), the whole kit and kaboodle.

You talk him into riding it.

Then we'll give him the learn doin wheelies.

JayRacer37

19th April 2007, 18:34

ain't I racing it????

yeas.....thatsa whata I mean......Drew and Me preping it for you, its guna whip ur arse for us.....

JayRacer37

19th April 2007, 18:36

I'll get it ready bro, fork seals, new brake pads, rocker cover gaskit, (and any others that leak), the whole kit and kaboodle.

You talk him into riding it.

Then we'll give him the learn doin wheelies.

Whats wrong with the brake pads??? needs helicoiling in the rocker cover bolts...from memory only 4 of eight do much at all....
fork seals.....yes, but the twisted forks will quickly defeat them.......cant gasket the other covers, 'cause most of them have a break that is knead it or seallys filled :D

cowpoos

19th April 2007, 18:36

Drew

19th April 2007, 18:39

he doesn't need to talk me into it....I already said yes....and you already know I'm gunna kick your arse!!

Ok buddy, this I will say to damn near anyone, on an old bike that dont handle, I'm fuckin fast. Dont bother sayin it Jay, you're just freaky fast. Did you sell your soul to the devil, in exchange for grip?

JayRacer37

19th April 2007, 18:42

Ok buddy, this I will say to damn near anyone, on an old bike that dont handle, I'm fuckin fast. Dont bother sayin it Jay, you're just freaky fast. Did you sell your soul to the devil, in exchange for grip?

I dunno....whats a soul?? I remember signing a contract on a knapkin to a funny looking guy who looked a bit cold, even though it was mid summer..but tis OK, he gave me beer in exchange..and something to do with corners...meh, its the Conti's :D

cowpoos

19th April 2007, 18:54

Ok buddy, this I will say to damn near anyone, on an old bike that dont handle, I'm fuckin fast. Dont bother sayin it Jay, you're just freaky fast. Did you sell your soul to the devil, in exchange for grip?
after i learn you on a old bike you gunna come play in F1?? or dirt bikes maybe?? or speedway?? kayacking?? tictac toe??

JayRacer37

19th April 2007, 19:03

after i learn you on a old bike you gunna come play in F1?? or dirt bikes maybe?? or speedway?? kayacking?? tictac toe??

Go Karting??:yes: im sure we could cause some serious mayhem in those.....

cowpoos

19th April 2007, 19:25

Go Karting??:yes: im sure we could cause some serious mayhem in those.....
me and drew were on the same team carting last time...so we best have a kart off!! I learn you too!!

JayRacer37

19th April 2007, 19:28

me and drew were on the same team carting last time...so we best have a kart off!! I learn you too!!

Fat boy, power to weight means even more in those things....lol.
one o these days eh

JayRacer37

19th April 2007, 19:49

have a kart off!!

yea i think we may be karted off too.....asylum??

cowpoos

19th April 2007, 19:57

yea i think we may be karted off too.....asylum??
maybe you should give up racing and become a comedian??

JayRacer37

19th April 2007, 23:03

maybe you should give up racing and become a comedian??

Uhh...I think not.
The racing you don't loose when the topic goes away...I jus couldnt do it without you there Poos. Source of insparation....
OR i'ma just talking out of my arse, as per usual. :rockon:

cowpoos

19th April 2007, 23:07

Uhh...I think not.
The racing you don't loose when the topic goes away...I jus couldnt do it without you there Poos. Source of insparation....
OR i'ma just talking out of my arse, as per usual. :rockon:
your talkin out your arse......but hey....It works for me :)

JayRacer37

19th April 2007, 23:10

your talkin out your arse......but hey....It works for me :)

*Shudder*
With you everythings a sexual innuendo....And yes im talking outa my arse. I'd be pretty boring otherwise.

White trash

20th April 2007, 06:51

Three fuckin homos taliking about what they want to do to each other in public toilets, why don't you all get a room and sort it out in bed?

All three of you know who the real winner will be.

Drew

20th April 2007, 08:28

I dont like to be the barer of bad news man, but although you are a very quick rider, you should come to terms with the fact, that you are not gonna win every motorised vehical race on ego alone.

Re the karts, we'll pay for a fifty lap team event, and then just do fifty laps without driver change. You, me and the young fella. Winner gets to continue talkin shit, the other two have to shut there fuckin pie holes.

You better win Jay, cos I'm sick of listening to Poos, and everyone's sick of listening to me!

Deano

20th April 2007, 08:37

Re the karts, we'll pay for a fifty lap team event, and then just do fifty laps without driver change. You, me and the young fella. Winner gets to continue talkin shit, the other two have to shut there fuckin pie holes.

I'll take that challenge !!

Cycosis and I would have kicked all your arses if our kart hadn't of run out of brakes. We were ahead by at least a lap before the brakes died.

And why aren't you working ?

Drew

20th April 2007, 09:20

And why aren't you working ?

Got my kids.

Lissa

20th April 2007, 09:38

Got my kids.
You wanna look after three more??? They come free with a playstation 2 and loads of popcorn.

Drew

20th April 2007, 10:01

You wanna look after three more??? They come free with a playstation 2 and loads of popcorn.

Think I'll pass on that chick, two is about all I can handle.

cowpoos

20th April 2007, 10:07

you are not gonna win every motorised vehical race on ego alone.

arn't I...its work sofar??? I only learnt this technique off you....just a shame it stopped working for ya!!

Re the karts, we'll pay for a fifty lap team event, and then just do fifty laps without driver change. You, me and the young fella. Winner gets to continue talkin shit, the other two have to shut there fuckin pie holes.

:Punk: its on goldie locks!!!

You better win Jay, cos I'm sick of listening to Poos, and everyone's sick of listening to me!

you have a point there rapunzuel!!

cowpoos

20th April 2007, 10:10

All three of you know Poo's will win !!!!!!.

fuck yer!!! :Punk:

Drew

20th April 2007, 10:38

arn't I...its work sofar??? I only learnt this technique off you....just a shame it stopped working for ya!!

Fuck I'm over this bullshit! I'm gonna stop racing completely at this rate. Try and understand this Poos, I dont want to race superbike! I dont have fun doing it, my bike is woth too much to me, to biff away, fighting with you for a less than top five fuckin result. What's the point in that? I love racing post classics, because it's fun, and I'm backing myself to give the front guys a hell of a scare. I was running fourth or fifth in all of my races, and havin a ball.

Also, it doesn't cost a fortune in tyres, or suspension.

cowpoos

20th April 2007, 10:43

Fuck I'm over this bullshit! I'm gonna stop racing completely at this rate. Try and understand this Poos, I dont want to race superbike! I dont have fun doing it, my bike is woth too much to me, to biff away, fighting with you for a less than top five fuckin result. What's the point in that? I love racing post classics, because it's fun, and I'm backing myself to give the front guys a hell of a scare. I was running fourth or fifth in all of my races, and havin a ball.

Also, it doesn't cost a fortune in tyres, or suspension.
and the really funni thing is....I'm just winding you the fuck up....because you spent months doing it to everyone else!!!

and your right....it is just bullshit....and you know what else....your getting soft coz you don't bite like used to!!!

Deano

20th April 2007, 12:00

Lets get the gloves out and settle this like real men !! None of this racing bullshit.

My money is on me. Mwahaha

Drew

20th April 2007, 12:21

Lets get the gloves out and settle this like real men !! None of this racing bullshit.

My money is on me. Mwahaha

That's easily sorted, you fight by rules, where as I, am happy to kick you in the nuts:yes:

cowpoos

20th April 2007, 13:20

Lets get the gloves out and settle this like real men !! None of this racing bullshit.

My money is on me. Mwahaha

fizzaman wouldn't show though....or his brakes would pull back into the handle bars and wouldn't be able to fight!!!

but yeah...why not

texmo

20th April 2007, 13:23

fizzaman would show though....or his brakes would pull back into the handle bars and wouldn't be able to fight!!!

but yeah...why not

What are you talking about like you can fight ro something?

I think the score still reamains 1-0 to texmo.

cowpoos

20th April 2007, 13:32

I think the score still reamains 1-0 to texmo.
did I hit you that hard???

texmo

20th April 2007, 13:45

did I hit you that hard???

Not really you farmers are pretty soft. I hate to think how soft you have become now your a saleman.

Deano

20th April 2007, 14:45

That's easily sorted, you fight by rules, where as I, am happy to kick you in the nuts:yes:

That's what boxes are for, plus you'd have to be mighty fast.