RT527
16th April 2007, 19:54
a grandfather took his grandson out fishing one day, they were sitting by a peaceful lake. The Grandfather felt like a smoke so he lights up and his grandson says "grandpa, can i try some?"
"Can you touch your arsehole with your penis?" he asks
"No" says the little boy
"Then you're not big enough."
Later the man takes a beer out out of his cooler
"Grandpa, can i have some of your beer?" asks the boy
"can you touch your arsehole with your penis?"
"No"
"Then your not old enough."
Soon the little boys gets hungry and reaches into his lunchbox, for a cookie. The grandfather says, "Those look good. Can i have one?"
"can you touch your arsehole with your penis?" the boy asks.
"I most certainly can!"
"Then go screw yourself!" says the boy. These are my cookies.
"Can you touch your arsehole with your penis?" he asks
"No" says the little boy
"Then you're not big enough."
Later the man takes a beer out out of his cooler
"Grandpa, can i have some of your beer?" asks the boy
"can you touch your arsehole with your penis?"
"No"
"Then your not old enough."
Soon the little boys gets hungry and reaches into his lunchbox, for a cookie. The grandfather says, "Those look good. Can i have one?"
"can you touch your arsehole with your penis?" the boy asks.
"I most certainly can!"
"Then go screw yourself!" says the boy. These are my cookies.