jetboy
17th April 2007, 10:08
Jesus, very obviously upset, calls together his disciples for an urgent meeting concerning the overwhelming use of drugs on earth.
After careful consideration they decide that in order to regulate the problem they must first try the drugs themselves and then decide how to proceed.
So they decide to send a committee composed of disciples back to earth to collect the different drugs.
The secret operation starts and two days later the disciples who had been sent begin to return to Heaven.
Jesus is waiting at the gates and asks the first, "Who's there?"
"Paul."
Jesus opens the gates. "What did you bring back, Paul?"
"Moroccan hashish."
"Very good, my son, enter."
"Who's there?"
"Mark."
Jesus opens the gates. "What did you bring back, Mark?"
"Colombian marijuana."
"Very good, my son, enter."
"Who's there?"
"Matthew."
Jesus opens the gates. "What did you bring back, Matthew?"
"Bolivian cocaine."
"Very good, my son, enter."
"Who's there?"
"John."
Jesus opens the gates. "What did you bring back, John?"
"Ecstasy from Montreal."
"Very good, my son, enter."
"Who's there?"
"Judas."
Jesus opens the gates. "What did you bring back, Judas?"
" The FBI - - - everybody up against the wall !!! "
After careful consideration they decide that in order to regulate the problem they must first try the drugs themselves and then decide how to proceed.
So they decide to send a committee composed of disciples back to earth to collect the different drugs.
The secret operation starts and two days later the disciples who had been sent begin to return to Heaven.
Jesus is waiting at the gates and asks the first, "Who's there?"
"Paul."
Jesus opens the gates. "What did you bring back, Paul?"
"Moroccan hashish."
"Very good, my son, enter."
"Who's there?"
"Mark."
Jesus opens the gates. "What did you bring back, Mark?"
"Colombian marijuana."
"Very good, my son, enter."
"Who's there?"
"Matthew."
Jesus opens the gates. "What did you bring back, Matthew?"
"Bolivian cocaine."
"Very good, my son, enter."
"Who's there?"
"John."
Jesus opens the gates. "What did you bring back, John?"
"Ecstasy from Montreal."
"Very good, my son, enter."
"Who's there?"
"Judas."
Jesus opens the gates. "What did you bring back, Judas?"
" The FBI - - - everybody up against the wall !!! "