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Bob
18th April 2007, 00:36
First rules of theft – don’t leave any evidence and avoid the police.

It would appear no-one explained this to Olegs Krjukovskis, 24, a Latvian living in Limerick in Ireland. First off, when he stole a motorbike, he rode through a Gardae (police) checkpoint – almost knocking over an officer.

Compounding stupidity with more stupidity, he abandoned the bike and ran off… leaving behind a bag containing his passport, a CV and a cheque for €200.

When Krjukovskis went to Roxboro Garda Station to claim his property, he was promptly arrested and confessed to theft of a motorbike, dangerous driving and failing to stop for gardai.

Sentence is to be announced.
Ixion
18th April 2007, 00:45
Feck. A thief with a CV. Now *that's* what I call a professional tealeaf. Maybe CV stands for Curriculum Villaniae
Gremlin
18th April 2007, 00:52
Feck. A thief with a CV. Now *that's* what I call a professional tealeaf. Maybe CV stands for Curriculum Villaniae
lol...

In the "We are the World" sidebar of the herald motoring, it said some guy in the US somewhere, stole a snowmobile from a shop. He took it back the next day for servicing :weird: obviously he was arrested...
Sanx
18th April 2007, 09:45
Curriculum Villaniae

Oh very nice :first: Have some bling.
Roj
18th April 2007, 09:58
First rules of theft – don’t leave any evidence and avoid the police.

It would appear no-one explained this to Olegs Krjukovskis, 24, a Latvian living in Limerick in Ireland. First off, when he stole a motorbike, he rode through a Gardae (police) checkpoint – almost knocking over an officer.

Compounding stupidity with more stupidity, he abandoned the bike and ran off… leaving behind a bag containing his passport, a CV and a cheque for €200.

When Krjukovskis went to Roxboro Garda Station to claim his property, he was promptly arrested and confessed to theft of a motorbike, dangerous driving and failing to stop for gardai.

Sentence is to be announced.

Now all he needs is to be shot trying to escape to get a darwin award
Macktheknife
18th April 2007, 10:06
Oh very nice :first: Have some bling.

What he said! lol
SPman
18th April 2007, 17:16
He sounds as bad as these 2
http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/dopey-crooks-caught-after-accidently-calling-cops/2007/04/18/1176696891479.html
speeding_ant
18th April 2007, 17:24
What he said! lol

What he said! :sunny:
Donor
21st April 2007, 08:06
What he said! lol


What he said! :sunny:

What they said! :yes: