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igor
19th April 2007, 17:15
Over the last month I have seen a blue jap import, maybe GSXR400 with twin lights riding the opposite way to me. His riding has slowly got faster and faster and more agressive. In other words just a blood igit.

he heads along Te aroha street and north on River Road at 7.20am. this is a 50kmh area.

well Monday morning he is smokin up River Road at about 90kmh on the white line overtaking everthing. cars both ways.

Wednesday mornn I see him crouched behind the fairing doin over 100kmh

PS I had been a traffic cop for 11 years so can judge this speed.

so i set the dogs on him after seeing wednesdays effort. I have friends that live on side roads he speeds past and don't want to see one with a motorbike implanted in there car due to his excessive speed.

get a call this morning from a cop who got im. 124kmh in a 50kmh area. 28 days walking but he only booked him for excess speed not dangerous. thats his choice but good job.

u can ring me a thank you card at the central station

Dave-
19th April 2007, 17:29
what if he starts running at 124kph in the 50k area? :P

heh,but yeah nah, good stuff.

its igit is actually spelt idiot, its just the irish pronounciation

igor
19th April 2007, 17:30
what if he starts running at 124kph in the 50k area? :P

heh,but yeah nah, good stuff.

its igit is actually spelt idiot, its just the irish pronounciation

i got irish parents

bistard
19th April 2007, 17:35
Great job,catching him doing 124 in a 50 zone,but did he actually learn anything from it,or not,somehow I doubt it
It will be someone elses fault!!

Oscar
19th April 2007, 17:42
Good werk.

idb
19th April 2007, 17:49
Revenue collectors!!!

Duc
19th April 2007, 18:19
Revenue collectors!!!

SO many ijiots...so little time.

GOOD WORK

jtzzr
19th April 2007, 18:25
Morons like that give bikers a bad name , that`ll learn him .

YLWDUC
19th April 2007, 18:29
Nice effort. Get him off the bike before he ruins the bike communities reputation any more.

speeding_ant
19th April 2007, 18:32
I've seen a lot of dobbing in over the last week. Good stuff.

We could create a club. KBPTI we call call it Kiwi Biker; Protecting The Innocent

We could all wear super-vis fluorescent yellow jackets too.

:Punk:

sunhuntin
19th April 2007, 19:42
good job!!

Brett
19th April 2007, 19:43
That is pretty funny. Good job.

scumdog
20th April 2007, 13:07
You're all cheering for this result, at what speed would y'all have screamed 'revenue collector' like idb??

123kph, 122kph, 121? where do you want me to stop??

Just sos's I know where to let people speed to before I give 'em a ticket you understand.

Grub
20th April 2007, 13:13
111kph is just fine with me. Does anyone caught at that speed *not* say "... but I was only 1kmh over the limit!..."

Mr Merde
20th April 2007, 13:14
111kph is just fine with me


In a 50kph zone as this dickhead was?

S&S
20th April 2007, 13:19
Nice work..... :niceone:

Grub
20th April 2007, 13:26
In a 50kph zone as this dickhead was?

Oh .... ooops. Nah I meant in 100k area dinin I :(

idb
20th April 2007, 13:27
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

You don't dob in a fellow biker to Aunty Helen's minions....they'll get a taste for biker blood and then they'll start circling!!!!

It's us or them!!!!

Mr Merde
20th April 2007, 13:28
Oh .... ooops. Nah I meant in 100k area dinin I :(

Thought you did but just pushed for clarification. :rockon:


Mr :shit:

DMNTD
20th April 2007, 13:33
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

You don't dob in a fellow biker to Aunty Helen's minions....they'll get a taste for biker blood and then they'll start circling!!!!

It's us or them!!!!


Well for once in my life I'm on "there" side then.
Hey I speed but pick my moments and more to the point places. ie not in 50/70km zones
Fuck knuckles like the gimp caught got off light but hopefully he'll learn something :mellow:

-df-
20th April 2007, 13:35
Well for once in my life I'm on "there" side then.
Hey I speed but pick my moments and more to the point places. ie not in 50/70km zones
Fuck knuckles like the gimp caught got off light but hopefully he'll learn something :mellow:

Spot on, busy 50km/h roads is no place to be hooning along at over 120km/h

craigs288
20th April 2007, 13:37
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

You don't dob in a fellow biker to Aunty Helen's minions....they'll get a taste for biker blood and then they'll start circling!!!!

It's us or them!!!!


But the guy who dobbed him in already said he was / IS one of Aunty Heilen Klerk's minions. Plus he said he watched him repeatedly until he was being a complete dick in a 50km/h zone. And the speed estimate wasn't too bad either.
You'd be unlucky not to get away with 60-ish all day everyday in a 50, but 100+, come on.

MSTRS
20th April 2007, 13:40
... 124kmh in a 50kmh area. 28 days walking but he only booked him for excess speed not dangerous....
Apply the retro-upgrade to 'Dangerous' - please?

Well for once in my life I'm on "there" side then.
Hey I speed but pick my moments and more to the point places. ie not in 50/70km zones
Fuck knuckles like the gimp caught got off light but hopefully he'll learn something :mellow:

Exactly

magicfairy
20th April 2007, 13:41
Gotta agree with dobbing him in. That is just too fast in a 50k zone, maybe saved some lives including the idiot bikers getting him off the road for a while.

idb
20th April 2007, 14:00
Clearly his judgement was that it was safe to travel at that speed in that situation.

Finn
20th April 2007, 14:19
Dover just did a runner but it wasn't from a cop. It was at a restaurant. Should I dob him in?

Bass
20th April 2007, 14:23
You're all cheering for this result, at what speed would y'all have screamed 'revenue collector' like idb??

123kph, 122kph, 121? where do you want me to stop??

Just sos's I know where to let people speed to before I give 'em a ticket you understand.

Well, since no-one else answered your question, I will.
IMO, the open road is one thing and 50k metropolitan / suburban areas are quite another. Kids are utterly unpredictable and I think the 10k allowance in the 'burbs is just fine (no pun intended)
I think even Dover might agree on that one.

ManDownUnder
20th April 2007, 14:24
You're all cheering for this result, at what speed would y'all have screamed 'revenue collector' like idb??

123kph, 122kph, 121? where do you want me to stop??

Just sos's I know where to let people speed to before I give 'em a ticket you understand.

You've been reading so much and still didn't learn did you? You ticket "them" not "me"

so simple and yet no chance of getting it understood - what's up with you cops?

ManDownUnder
20th April 2007, 14:25
Dover just did a runner but it wasn't from a cop. It was at a restaurant. Should I dob him in?

I thought the soup kitchen was free?

ManDownUnder
20th April 2007, 14:27
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!!


You want the whole list or just the top 10?

Finn
20th April 2007, 14:29
I thought the soup kitchen was free?

It is but you have to pay for the beer.

idb
20th April 2007, 14:35
You've been reading so much and still didn't learn did you? You ticket "them" not "me"

so simple and yet no chance of getting it understood - what's up with you cops?

You don't ticket any biker.
That's just plain harrassment!!

The_Dover
20th April 2007, 14:38
I think even Dover might agree on that one.

Unless you're doing wheelies.

That's just fuckin cool.

Smorg
20th April 2007, 15:41
not a traffic cop anymore and your still on the job? Hoorah for you.

Mr Merde
20th April 2007, 16:17
Dover just did a runner but it wasn't from a cop. It was at a restaurant. Should I dob him in?

I've met Dover,

he couldnt do a runner from the resturant,


he must have taken it with him.

skidMark
20th April 2007, 16:24
You're all cheering for this result, at what speed would y'all have screamed 'revenue collector' like idb??

123kph, 122kph, 121? where do you want me to stop??

Just sos's I know where to let people speed to before I give 'em a ticket you understand.


um well my new bike tops out at 208...hopefully 220-230 ish by the times i derestrict give it an exhaust etc....soooo just don't ticket me till 250 eh? lol

_intense_
20th April 2007, 17:15
nice work, wonder if the fool is on here somewhere, if so he/she reads this.

// retarded. 120whatever in a 50? save that for the highway

HenryDorsetCase
20th April 2007, 17:18
You're all cheering for this result, at what speed would y'all have screamed 'revenue collector' like idb??

123kph, 122kph, 121? where do you want me to stop??

Just sos's I know where to let people speed to before I give 'em a ticket you understand.

I will give you the secret Stonecutter handshake, and I can go as fast as I like, right? On the secret Stonecutter highway? Cos we're all in the secret society of Stonecutters, right?

Swoop
20th April 2007, 17:39
GSXR400 with twin lights
There ya go.
gsxr riders don't DO slow, aparently...
Obviously not during the school holidays.

scumdog
20th April 2007, 19:01
I will give you the secret Stonecutter handshake, and I can go as fast as I like, right? On the secret Stonecutter highway? Cos we're all in the secret society of Stonecutters, right?

Right, Homer, we have a deal!!:shutup:

toycollector10
20th April 2007, 19:31
Just don't like the concept BUT IN THIS CASE the ijit will have a few weeks walking to consider his death defying actions. His or someone elses. Other than that, he should create a living will and leave his sorry arse to medicine because if he don't slow down he should/will become an organ donor.