The blonde's jigsaw

[DMNTD]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, " Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started. "

Her boyfriend asks, " What is it supposed to be when it's finished? "

The blonde says, " According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster. "

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

" First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster. "

He takes her hand and says, " Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .. " he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .. .

" Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box. "

[NotaGoth]

I told you not to tell anyone I did that Chris.. I'm so embarassed!!!!

[dasser]

So XXKittieXX you are a beer bitch.. :gob:
token white girl and now a token blonde.
WOW

Bloody Corn flake jigsaw puzzles...:yes:

[Toaster]

Nice, very funny!

[S&S]

Lmao.... brilliant, lol

[speeding_ant]

Hahaha, brilliant. It's funny cause it's true......

[McDuck]

love it. i say that a lot dont i lol

[Quartermile]

So XXKittieXX you are a beer bitch.. :gob:
token white girl and now a token blonde.
WOW

Bloody Corn flake jigsaw puzzles...:yes:
Yea cos Kittie comes across as such a ditsy blonde, Pfffft:rolleyes:

[roadracingoldfart]

Bloody awesome , I can see my 9 year old BLONDE daughter trying to do that with the cornflakes lol.

[Meekey_Mouse]

LOL.... It's so true! Although I tried it with the triangle jigsaw pieces that were supposed to be a dog :shit:

I never did get to finish that puzzle :bye: .... My dog ate the pieces! :blink::dodge:

[racerhead]

BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE?

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
me. I have a great jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ....' he said with a deep sigh.



































'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'

[007XX]

:rofl:

Love it!!! Had never heard that one before, so cheers for sharing...

[racerhead]

Whoa nearly 2 years of a repost:no:
Still though 1st time I heard it and the little pic is something extra:laugh:

[kevfromcoro]

3 ladys are on tour..
part of the journey... they have to go on a doubledecker bus
there are 2 seats down and 1 up..so they draw straws to gets the top seat.
1 lady < a blonde> wins, so up she goes..
after about an hour the other 2 decide to go and check on the blonde
here she is ,,petrafied.clasping the seat.. so hard her knuckles are white.
whats wrong say the other 2..we are having a great time downstairs
its ok for you 2 says the blonde

but we got no f******n driver up here.

[Fatt Max]

That is classic mate, true brilliance. Bling on the way