placidfemme
20th April 2007, 11:21
Zimbabwe right now is one of the top places to be. Here are some examples of what makes it great:
The police are so effective you will never have to be worried about walking around a corner and coming across a prayer meeting
The economy is so good that people carry around suitcases of money
I've heard that birthday parties are amazingly extravagent there
The fuel is so good over there that people line up for three days to get it
Most of the population is under 32 for some reason--who wants old people anyway?
There are free and fair elections, and you can make bets on ZANU-PF and WIN!
The country is environmentally forward in only having the power on half the time.
The president is such a great guy that you never hear anyone saying anything bad about him inside the country
I hear ZBC (Zimbabwe Broadcasting Corporation) has more than one channel now
There is an exemplary municipal cleaning and civic beautification program, and a surprisingly low occurrence of slums.
The government even puts up free board and lodging for journalists. How nice of them.
Zimbabwe goes one step further in the War Against Terror. If they don't find real terrorists they frame people they don't like as terrorists and have them arrested. Way to go, Bob!
Happy Independence Day, and long live Comrade Robert Gabriel Mugabe. Keep staying true to your word! :shutup: :shutup: :shutup:
The police are so effective you will never have to be worried about walking around a corner and coming across a prayer meeting
The economy is so good that people carry around suitcases of money
I've heard that birthday parties are amazingly extravagent there
The fuel is so good over there that people line up for three days to get it
Most of the population is under 32 for some reason--who wants old people anyway?
There are free and fair elections, and you can make bets on ZANU-PF and WIN!
The country is environmentally forward in only having the power on half the time.
The president is such a great guy that you never hear anyone saying anything bad about him inside the country
I hear ZBC (Zimbabwe Broadcasting Corporation) has more than one channel now
There is an exemplary municipal cleaning and civic beautification program, and a surprisingly low occurrence of slums.
The government even puts up free board and lodging for journalists. How nice of them.
Zimbabwe goes one step further in the War Against Terror. If they don't find real terrorists they frame people they don't like as terrorists and have them arrested. Way to go, Bob!
Happy Independence Day, and long live Comrade Robert Gabriel Mugabe. Keep staying true to your word! :shutup: :shutup: :shutup: