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Qkchk

10th November 2005, 18:14

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"
HUSBAND: "I guess so."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: "Sh*t."

If you have heard it before - then good on you!

justsomeguy

10th November 2005, 18:18

If you have heard it before - then good on you!

Old but still funny:lol:

Scorpygirl

10th November 2005, 18:26

MMMM... Foot in Mouth Disease!!!! :killingme

placidfemme

4th December 2006, 11:30

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - - silence - - -

HUSBAND: "Shit."

hahahaa :shutup:

judecatmad

4th December 2006, 11:38

Thanks for that PF, needed a bit of a grin to be put on my face :)

BuFfY

7th December 2006, 14:23

Haha awesome... I could actually see myself doing that too!! poor pyro haha

skidMark

21st April 2007, 18:48

]>> A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
>> looks
>> over at him and asks the question....
>>
>> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
>> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
>> WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
>> HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
>> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
>> HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
>> WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurt look)
>> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
>> WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
>> HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
>> WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
>> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
>> WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
>> HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
>> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
>> HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
>> WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
>> HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
>> WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
>> HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
>> WIFE: -- silence --
>>
>> HUSBAND: "Shit."

hehehehehehehhe

SM

JimO

21st April 2007, 19:17

i cant read yellow letters on a white background...any body else????

McDuck

21st April 2007, 19:37

i cant read yellow letters on a white background...any body else????

Highlight it by clicking at the top left hand corner of the text, go form there holding the clicker down drag down to the right hand bottem thus highlighting it wich changes the colour, making it eseyer to read.

VERY funny 1 by the way.

Sniper

22nd April 2007, 09:04

You don't use the search function do you?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=39979&highlight=remarry
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=20023&highlight=remarry
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=247496&highlight=remarry#post247496

skidMark

22nd April 2007, 16:46