Happy Birthday Dover

[Finn]

My little lad's all growns up.

I asked Missfinn what she thought we should get you for your birthday and she said a haircut. You can also have tomorrow off.

Have a good one mate.

[Korumba]

Happy Birthday, Enjoy!

[texmo]

Happy birthday mate, see you tonight.

[SARGE]

My little lad's all growns up.

I asked Missfinn what she thought we should get you for your birthday and she said a haircut. You can also have tomorrow off.

Have a good one mate.




happy birthday douchebag..


i volunteer to do the haircut ...

free

[placidfemme]

Happy Birthday Dover :) Hope you have a great day and that the coming year far surpasses the last :)

[Squeak the Rat]

Happy Birthday my arse. You got work to do.......

[Sniper]

Happy birthday shit stirrer

[riffer]

Have a good one matey.

Don't lose that sens of humour just cause you're getting old now.

Hope the missus and the little one made your day today. :yes:

[Matt Bleck]

Happy Bithday ya old git!

[Macktheknife]

Happy Birthday Ben, may you get all you wish for and the years only improve you, god knows you could use it!

[skelstar]

Happy Birthday bro!

[Fishy]

Happy b'day mate. Have a good one.

[McJim]

Happy Birthday Dover. soon you'll have an excuse for owning a fat gut like mine you old fart.

[u4ea]

happy birthday dood:rockon:

[MyGSXF]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dover.. :Punk:

Hope you have an awesome day!!! :yes:

Jen :rockon:

[The_Dover]

Cheers guys.

Got a cool card from the baby, signed with her feet!

I'm having a piss up at my place tonight as tomorrow is a holiday.

BYO piss and some for me, Poo's is geting the burgers.

PM me for the address as I don't want any losers showing up, if you don't know if you're a loser or not then ask me and i'll tell you.

[Trudes]

Happy Birthday Dover, hope you have a great one, and have fun tonight!!!:rockon: and it's ok, I know I'm a loser, I don't need you to tell me!:mellow:

[ManDownUnder]

Happy birthday ya bigoted, stylistically challenged, loud over opinionated yob. Can I grow up to be just like you?

What was your greatest influence, Drugs or Finn?

Have a good one chap.

[Deano]

PM me for the address as I don't want any losers showing up, if you don't know if you're a loser or not then ask me and i'll tell you.

PM sent.......yeah right !!

Have a good day ya old bastard.

[GIXser]

happy birthday ya scotsman" thanks for the fucken invite too, that i never got...!!

have a good one bro---

your lover
Ed

[The_Dover]

happy birthday ya scotsman" thanks for the fucken invite too, that i never got...!!

have a good one bro---

your lover
Ed

come over and get pissed tonight.

bloody women, never stop whining.

[_Gina_]

I know where you live....might come over if you ask nicely ;)

Happy Birthday Ben....

Gina
XXX

[cowpoos]

Poo's is geting the burgers.
.

happy birthday cunt!! you want me to buy all the piss to and cook you a fucking cake???

[Kornholio]

Happy Birthday you welsh git....you dont look a day over 40....ish :p

[The_Dover]

happy birthday cunt!! you want me to buy all the piss to and cook you a fucking cake???

nah, I got a lovely cake from my little girl. Was quite surprised when it turned up at the office!

You can buy the piss tho.

[cowpoos]

nah, I got a lovely cake from my little girl. Was quite surprised when it turned up at the office!

You can buy the piss tho.
nah!!!! I'm going to go buy lots of cordial!!

[The_Dover]

nah!!!! I'm going to go buy lots of cordial!!

it's ok, I'll drink your piss cos you'll be on the latte's by 8pm

that's right folks, poo's is gay.

[cowpoos]

it's ok, I'll drink your piss cos you'll be on the latte's by 8pm

that's right folks, poo's is gay.
whats a latte?

[Finn]

nah!!!! I'm going to go buy lots of cordial!!

Hey freeloader, stop talking shit on KB and get the house ready for Dover's party tonight. I want the lawns mowed, the garden sorted, the driveway swept and the house cleaned. And tidy your room while you're at it.

Good boy.

[vixter]

Hey freeloader, stop talking shit on KB and get the house ready for Dover's party tonight. I want the lawns mowed, the garden sorted, the driveway swept and the house cleaned. And tidy your room while you're at it.

Good boy.

getting abit worried about mr poos saw him sniffing ben's boxers earlier when he was putting the washing out.

he is turning into a good house bitch!!

MUST BE SHORT OF A GOOD SHAG...

OH AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEN catching up to me now dear!!!!

[Swoop]

Happy Birthday Ben!
Punish the liver and talk shit!!!

[kiwifruit]

happy birthday man, i'll have one for you (cos you're too soft to have one for yourself)

[Finn]

happy birthday man, i'll have one for you (cos you're too soft to have one for yourself)

Get on your bike and join us.

[scumdog]

Happy Birthday Mr D., another year older & closer to the grave.

Don't grow up just yet though - KB needs the entertainment.

[Smokin]

Happy birthday dude.

[mstriumph]

Happy Birthday Fella!
Have a good one!!
:sunny:

[DMNTD]

Good to see ya got everything ready for later on man :rockon:



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[Grahameeboy]

getting abit worried about mr poos saw him sniffing ben's boxers earlier when he was putting the washing out.

he is turning into a good house bitch!!

MUST BE SHORT OF A GOOD SHAG...

OH AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEN catching up to me now dear!!!!

Well I guess you would know right now eh?

[Colapop]

Ben is old.

[Finn]

Good to see ya got everything ready for later on man :rockon:

Nah, Cowpoos just forgot to use the catcher on the mower. Lazy prick.

[SPman]

Good to see ya got everything ready for later on man :rockon:



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Jeez - you been round to my sisters place ???????

Happy birthday grouch.

[SARGE]

Dover's Bday song (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1026291&postcount=3) ( from the other thread ...)

[wybmadiity]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Hope you have a great one Ben :D

[nodrog]

happy birthday Ben you tubby shit.

sorry I cant jump out of ya cake tonight.

[Sensei]

B-Day for ya Dover . Owe ya another beer .

[boomer]

Happy Birthday Benji

the BJ's in the post :finger:

oh... i'll pm ya soon for teh address :crazy: and if you tell me i'm a loser i'm gonna stab ya :stoogie:

[Storm]

Happy Birthday mate :D

[Finn]

Fashionably late, in I walk only to be roughed up by Dover's makeshift bouncer. Turns out it was just Cowpoos after my male virginity. Dover & Boomer had a little lay down and cuddle in the back of a ute and Whitetrash face planted the tarmac after a failed attempt at a somewhat predictable stunt. Vic gave Cowpoos a peanut butter sandwich without bread and up his nose. Turns out he's allergic to nuts and threw up. Thinking this was an adaquit introduction to the lifestyle of KB for Missfinn, we parted only to find Cowpoos relieving himself on my rear bumper. This was an unwise move however he managed to get away just in time.

[McJim]

Aww shit - looks like I missed all the fun...I had to bugger off unfashionably early. :(

[The_Dover]

Here's a couple of pics, one of poo's getting owned by a midget and one of poo's raping a midget.

[SpankMe]

I didn't feel a fucking thing. Guppies are more well hung than that fag.

[The_Dover]

I didn't feel a fucking thing. Guppies are more well hung than that fag.

funny that, I'd heard the same thing from other sources....

[Drew]

funny that, I'd heard the same thing from other sources....

And by that, you mean you've felt the same thing, while he was chuckin' one up ya.

[The_Dover]

to be honest, I didn't feel much at all.

[Drew]

I think we should stop talkon about how small his cock is, because shortly, (no punn intended tehehehehe), hell post a picture that he's had enlarged.

And dont nobody need to see that.

[The_Dover]

I think we should stop talkon about how small his cock is, because shortly, (no punn intended tehehehehe), hell post a picture that he's had enlarged.

And dont nobody need to see that.

He's gone quiet.

Hopefully he's out cutting the fuckin grass after robbing my fuckin lunch from the fridge last night.

Fat cunt.

[DMNTD]

Good wee drink man and I even managed to escape with my cherry intact...unless Poo's had a jab and then I'd never know.

[Finn]

to be honest, I didn't feel much at all.

Well you did just have a baby. Give it a few months.

[DMNTD]

Well you did just have a baby.

Oh fark really? I thought he was due :shit:

[onearmedbandit]

Happy belated Birthday mate, looks like I missed out on an, umm.... interesting night!

[Finn]

Oh fark really? I thought he was due :shit:

Yeah but he's always fucking late.

[The_Dover]

Yeah but he's always fucking late.

that's cos you told me it was fashionable and that all your queer mates in ponsonby took ages to come.

[Finn]

that's cos you told me it was fashionable and that all your queer mates in ponsonby took ages to come.

I've got one queer mate and he's part Maori. Not my type.

[cowpoos]

He's gone quiet.

Hopefully he's out cutting the fuckin grass after robbing my fuckin lunch from the fridge last night.

Fat cunt.
yes I'm about to a mow your fucking lawns!!! [and yes your lunch was lurrrrrverly!!! thanks pal]..

[boomer]

Wednesday was a right off :sick:

[LilSel]

Happy Late Birthday :)

[cowpoos]

Good on ya Bryan.
no worries mose's

[Finn]

Wednesday was a right off :sick:

Yeah, I had to drive home with one eye covered.

[merv]

Damn I'm slipping way behind you, its taking me forever to get to 4,000 posts. Should I have been at the birthday party and then I could say a whole lot about it?

.... and I'm not even big and pink!! Geez I feel inadequate.

[cowpoos]

Yeah, I had to drive home with one eye covered.
invoice is in tyhe mail for kleening your bumper too!!

[_Gina_]

I had fun

I got drunk

I went home

:done:

[merv]

I had fun

I got drunk

I went home

:done:


... and you got home OK then?

[_Gina_]

... and you got home OK then?
Yeah, was a bit frightened by Poo's having molested me just before I left though....
Had a sober driver :)

[cowpoos]

I had fun

I got drunk

I went home

:done:
seeya sat then doll!!!!!

[cowpoos]

Yeah, was a bit frightened by Poo's having molested me just before I left though....
Had a sober driver :)
sorry....I got you confussed with the midgets!!

[merv]

Yeah, was a bit frightened by Poo's having molested me just before I left though....
Had a sober driver :)

He used protection I hope - no mini cowpats on the way or anything like that? 14 more posts to go.

[stify]

I had fun

I got drunk

I went home

:done:

i had fun (tue pm)

i took a "drunk" home (wed am)

i went for a ride the next morning (bit later wed am)

i stopped for lunch (wed pm)

i saw lots of waving noobies (later wed pm)

i went home but had lost my "drunk" (much later wed pm)

i woke up (early thurs am) and found my "drunk"

now my "drunk" is sleeping (thurs pm)

:done:

[White trash]

Good on ya Bryan.
Fuck up Greg.

And Girly, you're lucky ya head Stify there for protection. I was planing on jumping you off the back of the ute.......

[White trash]

It's fucken "Trinity" cunt!

[stify]

And Girly, you're lucky ya head Stify there for protection. I was planing on jumping you off the back of the ute.......

shit man even i don't jump her on the back of utes :dodge: , you is lookin for trouble there

[cowpoos]

Whatever Jason.
yeah....get it right Paris!!

[_Gina_]

And Girly, you're lucky ya head Stify there for protection. I was planing on jumping you off the back of the ute.......
:rockon:

I just wanted to see you become one with the garage door as it opened ;)

In all seriousness, had a great night, was also nice to see Texmo again, he's such a cutie!!

[_Gina_]

shit man even i don't jump her on the back of utes :dodge: , you is lookin for trouble there
When do you jump me? :buggerd: