Can someone help me assemble my new Bike House?

[Lula]

Today I brought a new house for my bike as I have no garage storage.

It's only a kit set garden shed but I really could do with some help assembling it and I was wondering if anyone might be free to bring over their Phillips screwdriver to my place which is in the Ellersile area sometime to help me put it together.

Beer will be provided.

[imdying]

If you're new to bikes, I'd recommend buying some screwdrivers at a bare minimum, that and some allen keys. Trust me, you'll be glad you did :yes:

[bistard]

Good luck with assembling one of those poxy things
I did one about two years ago & what a mission,they are an invention of the DEVIL!!
It is straight forward enough,but takes time
And dont drink the beer untill its finished

[Lula]

You obviously don't like beer or helping chicks build sheds.

Hope I'm not with you if my bike ever breaks down but I doubt it seeing as your in Christchurch and thanks for the tool advice anyway.

[Firefight]

Today I brought a new house for my bike as I have no garage storage.

It's only a kit set garden shed but I really could do with some help assembling it.



Bloody good luck, nearly cost me my marrige, swear to god, if I ever need one of those pox shit arse sheds, I'll buy it made up !!!


F/F ps (will talk to My Mrs and see if see can come and help you)

[Firefight]

Good luck with assembling one of those poxy things
I did one about two years ago & what a mission,they are an invention of the DEVIL!!
It



so bloody true !!!


F/F

[Joni]

:lol:
Shit guys are you trying to encourage her? Or scare her?

[imdying]

You obviously don't like beer or helping chicks build sheds.

Hope I'm not with you if my bike ever breaks down but I doubt it seeing as your in Christchurch and thanks for the tool advice anyway.I would have offered, but as you can see, I'm a little far away.

Trust me on the tools, that you'll eventually need them might sound like I'm being a fatalist, but you'll be glad you've got them the day ya need them :yes:

[bistard]

Certainly not trying to scare anybody,but get help!!
If I remember rightly,I think I still have bits left over from mine!!
Shit there goes three months of therapy!!

[johnsv650]

nice bike, deserves to be in the garage......
some advice, read instructions more than once before you start,
riding your bike would be more fun than putting one of those sheds together...

[SARGE]

hell... i hope it aint one of those tim things ...

same price you coulda got a second hand 20 foot shipping container ...

[Disco Dan]

WTF ?

Im very disapointed in you lot! A woman in need and you all start telling her how hard it will be !

Shocking.... :nono:

I have no idea where Franklin is so I can offer myself to help, but heck come on lads!!! :yes:

[Swoop]

Poofs.

Sheds are easy.
Honda electrics are the devils spawn...

[SARGE]

WTF ?

Im very disapointed in you lot! A woman in need and you all start telling her how hard it will be !

Shocking.... :nono:

I have no idea where Franklin is so I can offer myself to help, but heck come on lads!!! :yes:




nah ... not saying its hard .. just wouldnt put anything i valued in a tin shed.. a good bike cover is harder to break into



Poofs.

Sheds are easy.
Honda electrics are the devils spawn...

you wouldnt be having a problem with a Honda Electrical system would you ?

[Lula]

Ok, I'm hearing ya.

What about if its done in stages, yes prolongs the pain, but could be less stressful if done in steps and then there is the opportunity to ride bikes in the morning, do a stage on the shed in the afternoon and then drink the beer in evening . . .

[Swoop]

I have no idea where Franklin is so I can offer myself to help, but heck come on lads!!! :yes:
This could be the girl for you! Says "Franklin" but then says "Ellerslie"...
That will have your map reading skills challenged! :rofl:

[Lula]

Its a bloody Hyosung for Gods sake!

I'm needing somewhere to put it when its raining and out of sight out of mind.

[Disco Dan]

This could be the girl for you! Says "Franklin" but then says "Ellerslie"...
That will have your map reading skills challenged! :rofl:

*im so confuzzled*

Wheres my burbon....

"franklin, ellerslie ...GPS says no"

How big a shed we talking? What part of the fricking country? When are you available? Do you have photographic evidence of your girliness? (a new question I need to ask thanks to Finn)


oh and how many PM's have you just recieved telling you to run very far away from the disco? LOL :blip:

[Lula]

I've just moved, hence the new Bike shed and besides Franklin is very generic so I'm stretching it out to Ellersile ok.

[Macktheknife]

WTF ?

Im very disapointed in you lot! A woman in need and you all start telling her how hard it will be !

Shocking.... :nono:

I have no idea where Franklin is so I can offer myself to help, but heck come on lads!!! :yes:

Ellerslie is in Auckland Dan, I'm sure with a bit of help even you could find it. lol

[SARGE]

Its a bloody Hyosung for Gods sake!

I'm needing somewhere to put it when its raining and out of sight out of mind.

fair enough ..just dont want to have to read another " BIKE STOLEN" thread..those are really nice pieces of kit


welcome to KB by the way ..

[Lula]

How big a shed we talking?
8 x 8

What part of the fricking country?
Ellersile not Franklin (I'll update my profile for you)

When are you available?
Most weekends except for the 5th as I will be on the Poker Run in FRANKLIN.

Do you have photographic evidence of your girliness?
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

[SARGE]

Do you have photographic evidence of your girliness?
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

DD defiantly has some girlie-ness ... i hear he has great man-boobs

[Disco Dan]

How big a shed we talking?
8 x 8

What part of the fricking country?
Ellersile not Franklin (I'll update my profile for you)

When are you available?
Most weekends except for the 5th as I will be on the Poker Run in FRANKLIN.

Do you have photographic evidence of your girliness?
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

I aint falling for that one again!! ;) hehehe *disco has learned*

[Joni]

Is anyone going to help this lady? Or are you all just gonna talk crap?

[Maverick]

Im in Ellerslie, PM sent! :p

[bistard]

well done that Man!!

[Colapop]

I would love to help. I've built these things before (and they're a piece of cake) unfortunately I'm a little far away... :(

[bistard]

I would love to help. I've built these things before (and they're a piece of cake) unfortunately I'm a little far away... :(

You could have come & helped with mine!!!!

[Colapop]

F*cken woman - I aint gonna try an read your mind!!! (that directed at Merv BTW)

And SHE's definitely prettier than you (without having seen her...)

[Lula]

Thanks guys Mav is going to give me a hand to set it up.

[Maha]

Go the Mav.......:banana: