10 great speeding excuses...

[CM2005]

10 Great Speeding Excuses...

#1. Sorry Officer, your Mumma hates it when I'm late.

#2. I blacked out after being buzzed by UFO's, and came out of the trance when I saw your lights.

#3. I've got diarrhoea, and wanted to get home before i filled my leathers.

#4. A gust of wind pushed me over the limit. (250 guys/girls, thats for you)

#5. I had to rush my dying guinea pig to the vet, but he seems to have fallen off.

#6. I thought my Speedo was in Kmh.

#7. Sorry, i thought you were keen on a race.

#8. Put it on my tab, pig. (My Fave!)

#9. I was looking at the rev counter by mistake.

#10. How about best of three?

Is this a repost? i searched!:done:

[spudchucka]

#3. I've got diarrhoea, and wanted to get home before i filled my leathers.

I once stopped a lady who was in a rush to get home, (ran through a stop sign and almost hit my cop car). She had gone on to the next step and there was olfactory evidence to suggest she wasn't lying to me.

[CM2005]

holy shit, thats not nice!

[Mrs Busa Pete]

I liked number 5 that gave me a laugh. Mind you could add to that. Wifes in labour and need to get her to hospital. Shit i lost her better go back and find her.

[Maha]

6... its true for me.....:yes:
7... is just plain funny as shit....:killingme

[Sidewinder]

8 is me at the moment fine after fine. i took my ticket in to day and i went to put my pin in and looked and it only said $170 so i told her it was the rong ticket and i had to pay this one 1st so i gave her the ticket for $400 and you should of seen her face and she asked me if i had any more to pay:done:

[Coyote]

I like number 1 :lol:

[WarlockNZ]

#8. Put it on my tab, pig. (My Fave!)

#10. How about best of three?

LOL ... $10 to the first person to use one of these two, with written proof from the cop .... HA AH

[Croft]

Funny shit... Love your work!!!