SV1000 - Diesel

[The Stranger]

Has anyone ever tried running an SV1000 on diesel?

[DMNTD]

Has anyone ever tried running an SV1000 on diesel?

I mean what sort of twit would do such a silly thing eh? :innocent:

[The Stranger]

I mean what sort of twit would do such a silly thing eh? :innocent:


Well a common mistake I hear when you are dyslexic, colour blind and have a cold?

[DMNTD]

Well a common mistake I hear when you are dyslexic, colour blind and have a cold?

...ris ereht tniop dilav a evah uoY :yes:

[Steam]

Has anyone ever tried running an SV1000 on diesel?

How would that even be possible?
You'd have a hell of a lot of smoke!
I guess you'd put in the diesel, boost the octane with some additive or other, it might be okay actually. It'd knock if it wasn't octane boosted eh?
I knew someone who had a diesel injector rigged to his fuel line, when he wanted to make a huge amount of smoke he pushed the plunger and a few teaspoons of diesel were injected into the fuel line along with the petrol. He could vary the amount of smoke by how much he injected.
But that was just a smoke maker, he wasn't running the bike on diesel.

Someone else I knew in the brit army once filled a large petrol generator with diesel by mistake, and it seemed to run okay so they just used it and refilled it with proper petrol once they'd run the tank dry.

[Ixion]

BSA Bantam will run on diesel. But it's a pig to start. Kero works better.

In both cases performance is reduced from derisory to illusory.

[blacksheep]

Has anyone ever tried running an SV1000 on diesel?

just why would you:confused: :lol:

[Bonez]

Has anyone ever tried running an SV1000 on diesel?Don't know about an SV1000, but my CB750FC2 didn't like it one bit....................................

[The Stranger]

just why would you:confused: :lol:

Save money?

[onearmedbandit]

There appears to be more to this story...

[RT527]

Save money?

you couldnt do it...the detonation from compressed diesel is a lot more than a standard petrol engine, unless you were able to strengthen the crank case head and cylinder sleeves then i wouldnt even try it....a modern petrol motor will self destruct within 2 mins...as the motor will over heat and melt to a molten mess

[The Stranger]

you couldnt do it...

Um, I didn't, but some tit did. We await his confession.

[Mom]

Um, I didn't, but some tit did. We await his confession.

Not sure he will get an opportunity to confess, i heard there is a video interview with this person to look forward to soon......:innocent:

[Hitcher]

The guy who owned the farm across the road from my folks was always getting petrol nicked out of his farm supply tank, which was petrol one end and diesel the other. My dad suggested he turn it through 180 degrees next time he was filling it. He did. A couple of days later there was this Mark IV Zephyr stopped on the side of the road about 1km away, with a very strong smell of diesel coming from the fuel tank...

[Maha]

I mean what sort of twit would do such a silly thing eh? :innocent:


Dear, oh dear oh dear oh dear....pfttt....:doh: :killingme the Devonport Diesel Dweller has someone looking over his shoulder.....about 18 other bikers!

[Mrs Busa Pete]

where do you place the road tax slip

[Grahameeboy]

Do you like my new Avator.......I confess, I confess....I cannot stand it any longer...........actually :whocares: cause it is all part of life's rich tapestry.........and thanks to those who helped drain the tank and for TV Kittyhawk who was right on the scene to catch the moment.....never has live TV news been so good since OJ's run from the Law.

[Scouse]

Dear, oh dear oh dear oh dear....pfttt....:doh: :killingme the Devonport Diesel Dweller has someone looking over his shoulder.....about 18 other bikers!Now that is a big enough clue for someone like me to guess that it musta been gaymeboy who filled his pusser up with diseasal what a tw@ wots a engine rebuild cost for a sv I am sure he will let us know in due coures

[Maha]

Twas shortly after this incident that the Diesel found its way into the SV's tank...was somebody a little flustered?

[Grahameeboy]

Now that is a big enough clue for someone like me to guess that it musta been gaymeboy who filled his pusser up with diseasal what a tw@ wots a engine rebuild cost for a sv I am sure he will let us know in due coures

I didn't crash though:gob:

Engine rebuild - $Nil

[Grahameeboy]

Twas shortly after this incident that the Diesel found it way into the SV's tank...was somebody a little flustered?

That's very funny..:yes:

[Kittyhawk]

Shesh that pic shows my helmet hair! ARRGH lol

Ok here's todays pics..
Just uploaded everything from the cam now. :shutup:

[Kittyhawk]

More pics :Punk:

[The Stranger]

That's very funny..:yes:

Just today someone asked me if you were gay.
I said nah, he just cops a lot of flack - luckily he doesn't ride a Honda.
Now you go and make a liar of me.

[thehollowmen]

Why yes agent 47.


Do you like my new Avator..

[thehovel]

Did it to the CX 400 on the way to Cold Duck a couple of years back.:innocent: Two bolt ,seat off, one bolt tank off open fill hole and tip it into large funnel into drum. :done: Mised breakfast. still left on time. :Punk: Richard

[Ixion]

Yeah, but you didn't have fuel injection n computer thingies. There are times when good old fashioned carbs have a lot going for them.

[Grahameeboy]

Yeah, but you didn't have fuel injection n computer thingies. There are times when good old fashioned carbs have a lot going for them.

Yeah but didn't start her up so with Fi, no fuel in engine and easy to drain and when fuel pump stops making a noise, you know tank is empty as can be.

[Grahameeboy]

Just today someone asked me if you were gay.
I said nah, he just cops a lot of flack - luckily he doesn't ride a Honda.
Now you go and make a liar of me.

Sorry mate..................come over for tea one day and we can make out....whoops, I mean make up.....or is that the same thing??

[The_Dover]

you dumb poof

[Grahameeboy]

you dumb poof

I am dissapointed in you Dover.....is that the best you could musta?

[more_fasterer]

Yeah but didn't start her up so with Fi, no fuel in engine and easy to drain and when fuel pump stops making a noise, you know tank is empty as can be.

I was expecting Suzuki to make it more difficult than it actually was to drain the tank!

And it only smoked a little bit...

[The_Dover]

I am dissapointed in you Dover.....is that the best you could musta?

I thought it was all that was required, given the circumstances.

[The Pastor]

filling a dielse work truck with petrol is a great way to get an extra long lunch break "uh boss I did it again............"

[Forest]

filling a dielse work truck with petrol is a great way to get an extra long lunch break "uh boss I did it again............"

I thought diesel engines would rev themselves to death if you put petrol into them.

[Crazy Steve]

Twas shortly after this incident that the Diesel found its way into the SV's tank...was somebody a little flustered?


Two Men kissing..??

WTF...Come on wheres the MODS!!!!

Remove this photo!!!

Next thing will be Dover and Finn in Finns Office..And The Dover and his hands and Knees...(Wrking off his new bike..:yes: )

Crazy Steve...

And G.Boy you are sooo GAY!!!

[The Pastor]

I thought diesel engines would rev themselves to death if you put petrol into them.

thats why you have to get the pump man to come and clean out the petrol! takes like 3 hrs for him to turn up, its great.

[ManDownUnder]

Two Men kissing..??

tsk tsk tsk - it's not gay if there's no tongue action... beside he didn't kiss me back... or me front!

[more_fasterer]

tsk tsk tsk - it's not gay if there's no tongue action... beside he didn't kiss me back... or me front!

You're only gay if you're the receiver...

[ManDownUnder]

You're only gay if you're the receiver...

Does that include giving reacharounds?

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Does that include giving reacharounds?

Ok i'm new to this what is a reacharound

[DMNTD]

Ok i'm new to this what is a reach around

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! Oh....yeah right!

[Mrs Busa Pete]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! Oh....yeah right!

Shut up and get back to work kitchenbitch:love:

[DMNTD]

Shut up and get back to work kitchenbitch:love:
Work? I am...about to fly down to Wellingbum :done:

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Work? I am...about to fly down to Wellingbum :done:

Thought you where ment to go there yesterday.

[ManDownUnder]

Ok i'm new to this what is a reacharound

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=reach+around

NWS

[Kittyhawk]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=reach+around

NWS

HAHAHA! You have way to much time on your hands.

[Mrs Busa Pete]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=reach+around

NWS

ow i got that

[ManDownUnder]

ow i got that


Did ya? It wasn't me...

[The Stranger]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=reach+around

NWS

Mate, you are the sickest bastard I know.
You never cease to amaze me - just when I think you have reached the bottom (i.e. lowest point) you manage to plumb new depths.

[ArcherWC]

Mate, you are the sickest bastard I know.
You never cease to amaze me - just when I think you have reached the bottom (i.e. lowest point) you manage to plumb new depths.
Normally your depths Noel

[The Stranger]

Normally your depths Noel

No
Me = Sick
You = Sicker
MDU = Sickest

[ManDownUnder]

Mate, you are the sickest bastard I know.
You never cease to amaze me - just when I think you have reached the bottom (i.e. lowest point) you manage to plumb new depths.

And yet I'm sure you'd be one of the first to agree there are those that live life - and those that don't. What I know, what I've seen and what I've done are three discreet things... where one stops and another starts shall be an enduring mystery.

My real talent is simply a lack of shame in saying the things I'm thinking. Remind to tell you about hanging out on a street corner near K' Road the other day. Social experimentation at it's finest LOL!

:niceone:

[ArcherWC]

And yet I'm sure you'd be one of the first to agree there are those that live life - and those that don't. What I know, what I've seen and what I've done are three discreet things... where one stops and another starts shall be an enduring mystery.

My real talent is simply a lack of shame in saying the things I'm thinking. Remind to tell you about hanging out on a street corner near K' Road the other day. Social experimentation at it's finest LOL!

:niceone:
"five dolla, luv u long time"

or should it be "$4.50 DUMTD luv u loooooong time"

[Grahameeboy]

"five dolla, luv u long time"

or should it be "$4.50 DUMTD luv u loooooong time"

Well he gave me $5 yesterday.........................

[Grahameeboy]

I thought it was all that was required, given the circumstances.

Fatherhood mellowing you eh?

[Grahameeboy]

And G.Boy you are sooo GAY!!!

Thank you...............itr's finally good to come out...........

[ManDownUnder]

"five dolla, luv u long time"

or should it be "$4.50 DUMTD luv u loooooong time"

Something like that. Waiting for a friend for lunch - meet at the Dog's Bollox (pub, just off K' Rd close to work). I get there - and it's shut so I thought - well... I'l wait.

So I lean on the corner of the building. All the traffic heading up Newton Road stops at the lights and backs up enough to get down past me, so I thinks to myself - here's a laugh! I took on an ambiguous pose, and start eyeballing the women in the cars waiting for the lights to change to green....

GREAT FUN. All the disaproving looks were hilarious (there's me, shirt, suit pants etc on - typical office garb). One lady in particular (cute too...) looks over and when I eyeballed her she looked away MUCH too quickly LOL... guilty dirty thoughts obviously going on in THAT car LOLOL!!!!

So when my lunch date (female) showed up I told her " you know 1/2 of Newton thinks you just picked up a hooker don't ya?"

All well worth it. Fucken funny too

[The Stranger]

My real talent is simply a lack of shame in saying the things I'm thinking.
:

Well theirs that.
But have you never wondered why you are thinking these thoughts in the first place.



Remind to tell you about hanging out on a street corner near K' Road the other day. Social experimentation at it's finest LOL!

:niceone:

So who did you pick up, come on name and shame.
Dover
Disco
Finn

[ManDownUnder]

Well theirs that.
But have you never wondered why you are thinking these thoughts in the first place.


Yup - not sure, but I enjoy them. I just think I'm honest... when something interesting comes along I examine it - and ask more questions rather than looking away, getting prudish (for want of a better word) and walking away.

And trust me - I'm not alone in this.


So who did you pick up, come on name and shame.
Dover
Disco
Finn

They picked me up and no.

[pinkhoggirl]

They picked me up and no.

:whistle:
Well - I DID pay. For my part anyway.:love:
:rofl:
As for the street corner...tsk, tsk...He looked shifty too.
:spanking:

[ArcherWC]

:whistle:
Well - I DID pay. For my part anyway.:love:
:rofl:
As for the street corner...tsk, tsk...He looked shifty too.
:spanking:
Why does it not surprise me that you were in the area

[RT527]

I thought diesel engines would rev themselves to death if you put petrol into them.

they do....not that ive ever done it

[Unit]

Do you like my new Avator.......I confess, I confess....I cannot stand it any longer...........actually :whocares: cause it is all part of life's rich tapestry.........and thanks to those who helped drain the tank and for TV Kittyhawk who was right on the scene to catch the moment.....never has live TV news been so good since OJ's run from the Law.
Graham buddy I just had to reprint your confession, beautiful my friend and as you say this will be a big stitch in your blanket, or something like that. Its attention seeking antic's like this that keep the KB site alive and well, bling to you :Punk:

[Maha]

tsk tsk tsk - it's not gay if there's no tongue action... beside he didn't kiss me back... or me front!


Dont make me put up the other pics NED!!!......:gob:

[Qkkid]

1st of all diesel pump is black :gob:
2nd Its stinks like diesel :yes:
3rd The nozzle hose is thicker:scratch:
4th How the fuck do you miss all the signs:shutup:
:shit: :sherlock: :corn: :slap: :moon: :weird:

[Ixion]

1st of all diesel pump is black :gob:
2nd Its stinks like diesel :yes:
3rd The nozzle hose is thicker:scratch:
4th How the fuck do you miss all the signs:shutup:
:shit: :sherlock: :corn: :slap: :moon: :weird:

Love is blind.

[Grahameeboy]

1st of all diesel pump is black :gob:
2nd Its stinks like diesel :yes:
3rd The nozzle hose is thicker:scratch:
4th How the fuck do you miss all the signs:shutup:
:shit: :sherlock: :corn: :slap: :moon: :weird:

Well the pump was green and normally the nozzle has a 'deisel' sign on it.....I was set back from pump body and just stretched across to get pump as it was busy with bikes.

The nozzle was green and black too.

Could not smell cause I had a helmet on and Bufty over my nose.

And really I don't care cause we had a laugh which is main thing.

[Ixion]

Could not smell cause I had a helmet on and Buffy over my nose.



You had Buffy over your nose? Goodness you were playing the field. does Mr Pyrocam know about this?

[Qkkid]

And what about the circumpherance of the nozzle:shutup:

[Ixion]

I don't know. Presumably Buffy does.

[Grahameeboy]

You had Buffy over your nose? Goodness you were playing the field. does Mr Pyrocam know about this?

He was helping to make sure I poured the right stuff in:gob:

[Grahameeboy]

And what about the circumpherance of the nozzle:shutup:

It was round....................

[ManDownUnder]

Dont make me put up the other pics NED!!!......:gob:

I'll have you know that chicken and I are long time friends - besides, we did nothing too illegal...

[Ixion]

He was helping to make sure I poured the right stuff in:gob:

You poured the right stuff into Buffy, and Pyrocam helped? Hey, a forecourtage de trois.

[Toaster]

just why would you:confused: :lol:

Exactly!! Why anyone would do that is beyond me.

[ManDownUnder]

Exactly!! Why anyone would do that is beyond me.


Same reason people ride off the roads into trees at a guess... by accident?

[Toaster]

Same reason people ride off the roads into trees at a guess... by accident?

Ah yes.... I did that recently on a mountain bike. Man them trees are solid wee things!

[BuFfY]

Well the pump was green and normally the nozzle has a 'deisel' sign on it.....I was set back from pump body and just stretched across to get pump as it was busy with bikes.

The nozzle was green and black too.

Could not smell cause I had a helmet on and Bufty over my nose.

And really I don't care cause we had a laugh which is main thing.


You had Buffy over your nose? Goodness you were playing the field. does Mr Pyrocam know about this?


You poured the right stuff into Buffy, and Pyrocam helped? Hey, a forecourtage de trois.

Um... are you sure??

[Kittyhawk]

Ah yes.... I did that recently on a mountain bike. Man them trees are solid wee things!

Im curious to know what distracted you..:shutup:

[Toaster]

Im curious to know what distracted you..:shutup:

No distractions.... just way too much speed on a downhill bend.

"what brakes?"

[more_fasterer]

Diesel dude's drainer

Ahem... WHO did the draining? :bleh:

[Kittyhawk]

No distractions.... just way too much speed on a downhill bend.

"what brakes?"

Lol! Nope ya gota do better than that:innocent:

[Kittyhawk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKs2-VGIT_c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL6Is2AxbAE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR8j0OVIm_8