Lost my nipple.

[Disco Dan]

Yes thats right. Yesterday I lost my nipple.

I was riding down to Pukekoweeee with a friend, and thought I would take my camlebak thing to have a little drink on the way.

...well cruising along the motorway at about 5am I reached for the tube, tried to open the valve and the little rubber nipple pinged off.... water sprayed EVERYWHERE. It was like someone had just let go of a hosepipe.. the entire contents of the camelbak emptied itself on me and my bike... by the time I managed to grab the thing again and turn the valve off it was empty.

Pulled up at the servo, and I was soaked. My friend was litterally rolling on the floor laughing when I told him what happend. I feel like such a fool! ! !

I need a new nipple. This one is getting fricking glued on so I dont lose it.

Stupid crappy design fault if you ask me.... *gumpf*

[placidfemme]

*is disappointed with this thread*

*goes to find other "nipple" topics*

[ArcherWC]

not surprising, you seem to loose pretty much anything

[Finn]

not surprising, you seem to loose pretty much anything

Except for his virginity.

[jrandom]

You can buy replacement bite valves ('nipples'?) at any sporting goods store that sells Camelbaks. Had to replace mine recently.

[Disco Dan]

Wheres Morcs gone??? I want my nipple!! ! ! !

[YLWDUC]

*is disappointed with this thread*
*goes to find other "nipple" topics*

I'd blame Disco for the deceptive thread (tit)le. Imagine raising the standard of conversation on the KB website, the nerve of some people.

[Disco Dan]

It was blue. Does that make me a smurf nipple lover?

[jrandom]

If we want to talk about losing nipples proper, well... at the 2005 Auckland Marathon, I forgot to tape up the night before. The hastily-applied bandaids came off about 30 minutes in, and by the end of the run, I had blood trickling down my chest. It was fucking agonising.

[ManDownUnder]

If we want to talk about losing nipples proper, well... at the 2005 Auckland Marathon, I forgot to tape up the night before. The hastily-applied bandaids came off about 30 minutes in, and by the end of the run, I had blood trickling down my chest. It was fucking agonising.

Stop it I'm getting all aroused... :sick:

[Morcs]

Stupid crappy design fault if you ask me.... *gumpf*

Hey dont slag off my products! you got it for free so cant complain.

I have a spare. or you can buy a camelbak hydrolock and bite valve (much better), usually $28 for the pair but to you, $15 :)

[Morcs]

It was blue. Does that make me a smurf nipple lover?

It was green ;)

Dont even know the colour of your nipples eh? i find this deeply concerning...

[Disco Dan]

Hey dont slag off my products! you got it for free so cant complain.

I have a spare. or you can buy a camelbak hydrolock and bite valve (much better), usually $28 for the pair but to you, $15 :)

It pinged off the first time I actually tried to use it while riding!!!!

If it works I wont complain about it!!!

...and yeah thanks for the freebie ;) hehe

hmmm hydrolock thingy ma-whatsit sounds good... "hook a brother up, ya'all" :dodge: something like that anyway...

Is it like your one? Your nipple looks like it will fit under my helmet, so I can suck on it better...

[Morcs]

It pinged off the first time I actually tried to use it while riding!!!!

If it works I wont complain about it!!!

...and yeah thanks for the freebie ;) hehe

hmmm hydrolock thingy ma-whatsit sounds good... "hook a brother up, ya'all" :dodge: something like that anyway...

Is it like your one? Your nipple looks like it will fit under my helmet, so I can suck on it better...

Yeah tis the same as mine, easy to use to and more compact.

Let me know if you want it and ill buy it straight off the shelf.

[Disco Dan]

easy to use to and more compact.

Your nipple huh?

We still talking about camalbaks ay?

...im keen to give your nipple a try, see if it can stand up to my bite.

Cheers :yes: :done:

[Morcs]

Your nipple huh?

We still talking about camalbaks ay?

...im keen to give your nipple a try, see if it can stand up to my bite.

Cheers :yes: :done:

Which nipple? tis a very crucial question, ones nicer to bite than the other...

My spare (same as yours) or a newey (same as mine)

[Disco Dan]

Which nipple? tis a very crucial question, ones nicer to bite than the other...

My spare (same as yours) or a newey (same as mine)

I will give your new nipple a go I think...

Mine started to taste funny anyway.

[Morcs]

I will give your new nipple a go I think...

Mine started to taste funny anyway.

Sweet. you owe me $15....

Take the bladder out of the bag and give it a good rinse out too. Water thats a few days old will taste funny, but give it a clean anyway..

On that note... i do full cleaning kits too... wont push my luck though.

[Disco Dan]

I clean my nipples with soap already thank you. :shutup:


Yeah I cleaned the bladder out pretty good when I got it.

Cheers Morcs, gimme a yodle when it comes through...

[BuFfY]

Eww!!!

One... Fish.. why were you bleeding?!!?

Two... Disco... noone wants to know about your nipple! *shudders at the thought*

[The Pastor]

Eww!!!

One... Fish.. why were you bleeding?!!?

Two... Disco... noone wants to know about your nipple! *shudders at the thought*

I want to know about his nipple.

[BuFfY]

I want to know about his nipple.

Yes well, we all know you are dodgy

[Disco Dan]

I want to know about his nipple.

Well when morcs had it, it was green. when I had it, it turned blue. now its on the southern mway somewhere... dripping.

Morcs is getting me a new plastic nipple, that can be bitten without falling off.

[The Pastor]

how are the bladder things? usefull? I usally just put beer in a bag with ice and stop when I get thirsty? why have some smelly bladder on ur back? (im sure they go smelly with age, just like drink bottles)

[Disco Dan]

how are the bladder things? usefull? I usally just put beer in a bag with ice and stop when I get thirsty? why have some smelly bladder on ur back? (im sure they go smelly with age, just like drink bottles)

Best talk to Morcs about the specifics, but they made from "Hydraknight" silicone and have microbe barriers to prevent microbes from forming etc.

As long as you dont pour beer in them like some poofter on this site did, they will be fine.

You can buy replacement bladders and fittings, although you can reportedly drive over one of these things fully filled with water and they wont burst.

...ask morcs about their "back protecting" properties too ;)

[The Pastor]

I mean, whats the benifit to these expensive systems than a drink bottle?

[Mr. Peanut]

As long as you dont pour beer in them like some poofter on this site did, they will be fine.

Brilliant! :D

"Have you been drinking sir?"

"Off courshe not ofisher...."

*shuuurp* :shifty:

[Disco Dan]

I mean, whats the benifit to these expensive systems than a drink bottle?

Your wearing a bladder filled with water on your back. They have a tube that routes through the shoulder strap, with a valve and silicone bite nipple on the end.

While your riding you open the valve and put the nipple in your mouth. When you bite the nipple it opens and water can be sucked from the bladder.

With a water bottle you have to stop and remove your helmet to drink.

They hold upto 5 litres (correct me morcs) which is plenty for a full days riding. The bag also has several pockets and compartments for storage as well as reflective beading.

Talk to Morcs, he sells them. If you ask nice he may do you a good deal...

[Disco Dan]

Brilliant! :D

"Have you been drinking sir?"

"Off courshe not ofisher...."

*shuuurp* :shifty:

Would have been clever, if it was not for the fact the person was too much of a pansy to be up front and tell us he doesnt drink. So when he was bought a beer, he poured it into his camelbak so he did not have to drink it. Pillock.

It ruins the bladders ability to retard microbes and bacteria.... ever seen an old hot water bottle? the insides stick together? thats what will happen if you are so dense and retarded enough to pour beer in it.

[avgas]

How long do the nipples usually last? Just wondering when to get the misses done - Might get the breasts done in the same procedure.
Mind due you did say that yours was blue, so it was probably well past its use-bye date. I might have to not chew mine so much then it will last longer.

[jrandom]

Fish.. why were you bleeding?!!?

Just about any fabric, when sweated into, becomes quite abrasive. The T-shirt I did the race in wasn't skintight, so it rubbed up and down, up and down, with every step.

Result, after about the first hour: bleeding nipples.

[Disco Dan]

Just about any fabric, when sweated into, becomes quite abrasive. The T-shirt I did the race in wasn't skintight, so it rubbed up and down, up and down, with every step.

Result, after about the first hour: bleeding nipples.

Must have been cold yeah? :innocent:

[The Pastor]

Just about any fabric, when sweated into, becomes quite abrasive. The T-shirt I did the race in wasn't skintight, so it rubbed up and down, up and down, with every step.

Result, after about the first hour: bleeding nipples.

happend to me as well, but in a COMPLETLY DIFFERNT situation.

Only happens when your nipple is errect.

[jrandom]

Must have been cold yeah? :innocent:

A touch on the chilly side, yes - the race is held in October, and the start gun is at 6:30am.

I don't think that chafing requires erect nipples, though. It's more to do with the delicacy of the skin in question. I've had nipple chafe situations on hot days where there was definitely nothing but sweaty, decidedly un-erect man-paps involved.

Bib shorts avoid the nipple problem when cycling, I've found, but they're not very comfortable to run in. You'll note that most triathletes these days do the bike and run in a skinsuit - chafing issues have a lot to do with gear selection.

[Mole_C]

I had a horse try and bite my nipple off one time. Hurt like hell too!

[gijoe1313]

I really hated those nipple gripples you got from your "mates" :lol: The dreaded double nipple gripple with a charley horse at the same time was a killer :eek5:

Until I learnt to wallop my mates in the 'nads and that stopped the practice toot sweet!

[Morcs]

Ok.

I sell Camelbaks and all the accessories and extras. go to www.camelbak.com and see if theres anything that interest ya's.

All of which disco said is correct, except the the bladders range from 1L to 3L.

Im sure i can do deals for people, wont be as good as my discount (cost less 30%:gob: ) but ill still do them cheaper than you can get anywhere.

Oh and they do make good back protectors hehe, I slid down the road on my back whilst wearing mine, and it just got a scuff mark... hehe

[Disco Dan]

Yeah... was going to pop in and grab your nipple.

$$$ pingers dont allow just yet....

[Morcs]

No worry's dude, its not going anywhere soon.

I may even persuade you to upgrade to a camelbak... think of it as going from windows to mac ;) you never go back...

[Disco Dan]

No worry's dude, its not going anywhere soon.

I may even persuade you to upgrade to a camelbak... think of it as going from windows to mac ;) you never go back...

You buying a mac? that will be the day!

Its fine for me at the mo, just needs a new nipple and im good to go!

[Kittyhawk]

Stop it I'm getting all aroused... :sick:

Youre a worry...


It was green ;)

Dont even know the colour of your nipples eh? i find this deeply concerning...

Use your imagination, or stare at Disco really hard.


I will give your new nipple a go I think...

Mine started to taste funny anyway.

Dare I ask what the taste was :shutup: