What sex is your bike?

[Zukin]

Just tinkering with my bike tonight, and the spanner slipped and I scrapped my knuckles and yelled out "You bloody bi@#h:shutup:

So that got me thinking about why do we often refer to our bikes/cars as a male or female?
I often say to myself things such as
"Cmon old girl", "Good girl"

So take a vote and tell us what sex your bike is? :laugh:

[Brett]

I would have to consider my bike male. I like to think of it is a black japanese kung-fu master as that is what it looks like all stealthy and shiny in black. It sure looks like it could beat my arse hands down. But dont tell it that.

[chanceyy]

definately female .. even has a name ..... Betsy :D

[Colapop]

I tend not to have sex with my bike... And from memory Poos isn't allowed to have sex with bikes now either.... court ordered... an Auckland trip....

[Steam]

Mine is neither. It feels weird when I call it Girl or You Damn Bitch, and it's not a He either. It's definitley just a machine.

[Jantar]

My bike has a female name - Suzi. And I ONLY ride females. :yes:

[Lissa]

My first bike the GN was female... Elvira, not sure why, probably cause it was named for me.

My new bike is Used, Abused, Loud and Harder to Ride so its ......

just a bike - 'Smokey'. :yes:

[The Pastor]

I ride a big butch lesbian bitch.


You may be able to tell that I hate my bike.

[alexthekidd]

Mine is clearly female, bikes aren't boys

[Coyote]

It's loud and whiney but a good ride. Obviously a lady type

[oldrider]

My bike is a big blue pussy cat and while I don't actually have sexual relations with it, riding it can be akin to an orgasmic experience at times!

:ride: :eek5: :ride: :eek5: :ride: :wacko: :ride: :crazy: :ride: :blip: John.

[Street Gerbil]

Some british traditions are worth preserving. A vehicle is always a "she".

[Disco Dan]

Female. Shes called ... wait for it.... ...



Suzi.



yeah... I know...


Female. She gets "ridden" by me.

[Krusti]

My bike is asexual...I don't screw it, it screws itself!

[Ryza]

my bike is rough, bouty and just plain out there, me thinks male :angry:

[smoky]

So that got me thinking about why do we often refer to our bikes/cars as a male or female?
I often say to myself things such as
"Cmon old girl", "Good girl"


For a start if I referred to my bike in the male form - I wouldn't be able to hop on and go for a ride.

I guess talking to your bike as a female it allows you the illusion of being in control (just like a real woman):ride: :hug:

[Krusti]

Maaaaaan, if my bike was female it would never let me ride it and then if I did ride it every time I turned one way it would go the other just because! Oooops maybe it is female.

[Disco Dan]

I must confess, at first glance I thought this thread said "what is sex like on your bike"

...all I can say is having a centre stand prevents and embaressing acidents.. :innocent:

[Skyryder]

After living in a house full of woman for x # of years everything's a bloke.

Skyryder

[Skyryder]

I must confess, at first glance I thought this thread said "what is sex like on your bike"

...all I can say is having a centre stand prevents and embaressing acidents.. :innocent:


So hows it done then??:scooter:

[Disco Dan]

So hows it done then??:scooter:

well.... :gob:

The centre stand stops the bike from falling to one side when things get...

oh wait. you were joking... damit. hehe

[peasea]

Just tinkering with my bike tonight, and the spanner slipped and I scrapped my knuckles and yelled out "You bloody bi@#h:shutup:

So that got me thinking about why do we often refer to our bikes/cars as a male or female?
I often say to myself things such as
"Cmon old girl", "Good girl"

So take a vote and tell us what sex your bike is? :laugh:

Mine's definitely a female.
How do I know?

1)She talks to me too much; but I don't always listen.
2)She's faithful, but I've been known to ride others.
3)She's not fast, she's comfortable and I love her for that.
4)She's no spring chicken but the touchup pen works wonders.
5)I'm forever replacing the rubber.
6)She fumes when I wind her up
7)She's got a slow box
8)She always looks better after a wax job
9)She responds when I'm going hard
10) She leaks when she's fucked

[centaurus]

Mine is definitely a female:

She's always moody, I spend time and/or money on her more than I actually ride her, but when I get to ride her, I'm the happiest man alive :third: All the money spent, time wasted and worries are worth the brief moments of happiness :Punk:

[peasea]

Mine is definitely a female:

She's always moody, I spend time and/or money on her more than I actually ride her, but when I get to ride her, I'm the happiest man alive :third: All the money spent, time wasted and worries are worth the brief moments of happiness :Punk:

Liar, liar, plants for hire

[McJim]

Nothing male could ever be as sexy as my bike.

[Rhino]

Since the bike carries the name "Blue Angel" on the rear, she must be a female,:yes: unless it was named by Finn when he saw Dover standing outside on a midwinter night.:gob:

[peasea]

Since the bike carries the name "Blue Angel" on the rear, she must be a female,:yes: unless it was named by Finn when he saw Dover standing outside on a midwinter night.:gob:

In Scumdogs undies...........

[centaurus]

Liar, liar, plants for hire

Which part to you think is a lie? :dodge:

[Rhino]

In Scumdogs undies...........
As an ex-Mainlander, I couldn't possibly comment.:innocent:

[Quartermile]

Some british traditions are worth preserving. A vehicle is always a "she".
Oh hell yea, and you ride her, and al the other things people ahve already said...

[Shadows]

I voted for asexual, but then again it is a skirtster which would make it female... but I'm still not convinced as it isn't temperamental enough.

[slowpoke]

Normally I can't be bothered with this sort of thread but my bitch of a bike is such a contrary c_nt of a thing at the moment that it is abso-fuggin'-lutley no question about it most definitely an eostrogen laden heap of shite!

You'd think I'd feel better after that rant wouldn't you...you'd be wrong........

[peasea]

Mine is definitely a female:

All the money spent, time wasted and worries are worth the brief moments of happiness :Punk:


That bit.............

Just pulling ya leg.

[NighthawkNZ]

shes a she... errr she like being riden, and shes a bitch when she plays up... most defenitaly a she

[Kflasher]

She is defiantly a young curvaceous lady, apart from the wife’s girlfriend she the only other I get a leg over…:third:

[slowpoke]

apart from the wife’s girlfriend she the only other I get a leg over…:third:

Details, we need details sir....failing that pics will suffice...

[Kflasher]

Details, we need details sir....failing that pics will suffice...

PM sent to you only!

[ManDownUnder]

Female, riding a male just doesn't do it for me. Besides - what's the military tradition... vessels and vehicles are female?

[mark247]

It depends on who i am talking to at the time whether its male or female or just a damn bike

[Blackbird]

Female by the name of Grace Jones - go figure!

[sels1]

Never really thought about it ("its just a frigging bike") but if I did I guess it would have to be male. After all, it is a Tiger not a Tigeress, and it's big, strong, sturdy, reliable as opposed to to sleek,sexy, (tempermental?:dodge: )

[Trudes]

My baby's a ladyyyy, she's a good girl.:yes:

[inlinefour]

Just tinkering with my bike tonight, and the spanner slipped and I scrapped my knuckles and yelled out "You bloody bi@#h:shutup:

So that got me thinking about why do we often refer to our bikes/cars as a male or female?
I often say to myself things such as
"Cmon old girl", "Good girl"

So take a vote and tell us what sex your bike is? :laugh:

Which bike???? The DRZ400 was Bob, shitty custard yellow, so Sponge Box Queer Pants.
The CBR600RR is Liz, curvy and nice to touch with bumps and curves in all the right places. However she would bitchslap me if I ever treated her badly...

[Drew]

My bikes are all girls.

It raises an interesting point, that we liken our bikes, (usually) to the opposite sex to ourselves. Is it because they are the ones we love, but still get grief from them? If so, then they are family, friends, and a whole list of other things too. Not usually work tho, cos a lot of people just feel it's an inconvenience.

Anyhoo, my bikes are also whores, they'll let anyone ride them, shit, that makes me a PIMP!:bye:

[buellbabe]

I must confess, at first glance I thought this thread said "what is sex like on your bike"

...all I can say is having a centre stand prevents and embaressing acidents.. :innocent:

... you're obviously not doing it right...

My bike is DEFINATELY a 'don't mess with me kinda gal' ( altho that doesn't make me a lesbian! ).

She answers to either 'baby' or 'bitch' ( bit like me actually LOL! ).

[inlinefour]

My bikes are all girls.

It raises an interesting point, that we liken our bikes, (usually) to the opposite sex to ourselves. Is it because they are the ones we love, but still get grief from them? If so, then they are family, friends, and a whole list of other things too. Not usually work tho, cos a lot of people just feel it's an inconvenience.

Anyhoo, my bikes are also whores, they'll let anyone ride them, shit, that makes me a PIMP!:bye:

With most things there is a right way and a wrong was, but with wimmin, its just their way. Remember this and you might go along way... :shutup:

[SpeedyGirl]

Which bike???? The DRZ400 was Bob, shitty custard yellow, so Sponge Box Queer Pants.
The CBR600RR is Liz, curvy and nice to touch with bumps and curves in all the right places. However she would bitchslap me if I ever treated her badly...

Too right!!!! :bash: I like to be treated nicely!!:innocent:

[inlinefour]

Too right!!!! :bash: I like to be treated nicely!!:innocent:

I thought Liz was quietly parked at Energy Honda awaiting a new owner. Who the fark let her on here????????:love:

[SpeedyGirl]

I thought Liz was quietly parked at Energy Honda awaiting a new owner. Who the fark let her on here????????:love:

I'm never 'quietly' parked anywhere :innocent:

[inlinefour]

I'm never 'quietly' parked anywhere :innocent:

I'll have to tread lightly around here, unless an offer of a spanking is forthcoming. :devil2:

[SpeedyGirl]

I'll have to tread lightly around here, unless an offer of a spanking is forthcoming. :devil2:

:spanking: only if you are a good boy!

[inlinefour]

:spanking: only if you are a good boy!

Depends on who you have been talking to whether I'm good or bad. I've got the boy bit sussed out though... :yes:

[Templar]

My bike must be the absolute perfect female, because I still haven never seen either of em :(

[cheese]

I've had quite a few definate female bikes. Well they had to be because they were cunts!

[Indiana_Jones]

All machines are refered to a females.

mine is female

though when it plays you I tend to call it a "stupid bastard!" :D

-Indy

[centaurus]

though when it plays you I tend to call it a "stupid bastard!" :D
-Indy

That's where you're wrong mate. They're never stupid. They always know perfectly what they're doing, and they're doing it only to piss you off :innocent:

[Hanne]

My Madison is definately female.
Although this may have only happened recently.
Who knows, maybe the purple paint job to cover up her redness was akin to a sex change operation? Redefining of self?
I have only know her since afterward the paint though, so to me, she is definately a girl.

[avgas]

It takes your money away....therefore female.
Just like Tax, there was no tax until women got involved.

[Hanne]

But I don't think that all bikes are neccessarily female... squiggles started out on a dark blue RGV250, and Roger (the RGV) was definately male.
He went for over two years worth of thousands of Kms and never complained, denying the pain of dirty spark plugs even when it would've been in his best interests to say something. Kind of like when my dad's finger had an altercation with a soccer ball and ended up at 90 degrees from the next finger over... he kept playing. The finger went purple. Do you want the gory details of the shotgun operation? maybe not. i guess my point is that neither of them reacted to what was wrong. So manly.
Until your RGV blows up on you...
which Roger didn't, so actually I don't know what my point was there.

Put ice on you finger straight away if you break it, maybe?

[MadDuck]

riding a male just doesn't do it for me.

hmmm...does it for me :innocent: My bike is often reffered to as "you bastard"

[GSX-RJIM]

My bike is a male, does this mean that I'm as gay as Dover ?

[Toaster]

Bikes are the same as ships. Female.

(Because they are expensive to keep.... hang on, I am the expensive one).

[inlinefour]

My bike must be the absolute perfect female, because I still haven never seen either of em :(

Touche!:yes:

"You must spead some reputation around before giving it to Templar again"


It takes your money away....therefore female.
Just like Tax, there was no tax until women got involved.

I wonder it that came around as a result of homosexuals actually but you might be quite right. :shit:


hmmm...does it for me :innocent: My bike is often reffered to as "you bastard"

Talk to dover like that and he will love you forever...:love:


My bike is a male, does this mean that I'm as gay as Dover ?

Not enough information to be confirmed, however if I was you I'd be concerned, very concerned...:nono:

[ManDownUnder]

My bike is a male, does this mean that I'm as gay as Dover ?

...queer as a concrete parachute mate...

[GSX-RJIM]

...queer as a concrete parachute mate...

heheheheheheheheheheheheh,, ManDownunder hehehe,,

[mstriumph]

mine's a gal - ALL of mine have been gals ........... sleek, sassy and a little unpredictable

the bloke's is big, steady, dependable and - well, 'blokelike' i suppose, at least in my eyes -- but it's called 'big blue' so it could be either ..............