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Dave Lobster
4th May 2007, 12:11
There's a noisy fucking helicopter been circling over my house in Mt Albert for about 3/4 of an hour now.

If its the police one, who the fuck is paying for this?? And what are they doing? There can't be anyone swimming naked in their back garden at this time of year.
ManDownUnder
4th May 2007, 12:15
I'd be worried if I were you.... it means the Police have finally managed to get all their budget diverted to traffic and all vehicles, are now in your area issuing tickets as fast as humanly possible
Dave Lobster
4th May 2007, 12:16
I'd be worried if I were you.... it means the Police have finally managed to get all their budget diverted to traffic and all vehicles, are now in your area issuing tickets as fast as humanly possible

Shit. No skateboarding with the boy today then..
ManDownUnder
4th May 2007, 12:18
Shit. No skateboarding with the boy today then..

You'll be fine - just keep in below 53...
Swoop
4th May 2007, 12:40
There's a noisy fucking helicopter been circling over my house in Mt Albert for about 3/4 of an hour now.

Their steering wheel is stuck.
Just be concerned when it goes suddenly quiet......


It is always over Mt Albert shops. Must be the local Al Qaeda having a get together.
crashe
4th May 2007, 13:07
It must be looking for that plane doing loops and circles over McLeod Park in Tat South...





Ok it will be hard to spot it cos its one of those remote control planes...:dodge:
SPman
4th May 2007, 13:13
Just come out with your hands up, Dave. We know it's you!
avgas
4th May 2007, 13:28
Sorry, i let some tomatoe plants grow to big over in mt albert.
Steam
4th May 2007, 13:49
If its the police one, who the fuck is paying for this??

Actually, you.
Grub
4th May 2007, 13:54
There's a noisy fucking helicopter been circling over my house in Mt Albert for about 3/4 of an hour now.

If its the police one, who the fuck is paying for this?? And what are they doing? There can't be anyone swimming naked in their back garden at this time of year.

What are you doing at home in the middle of the day anyway? Get out and earn some fucking money and pay your taxes so that the Police have adequate funding to catch bad bastards and put them away
NighthawkNZ
4th May 2007, 14:00
Their steering wheel is stuck...

nah its joy riders doinf dohnuts in the sky... ;)
Swoop
4th May 2007, 16:56
nah its joy riders doinf dohnuts in the sky... ;)
Eating them at the same time as doing them...?
Now who would do such a thing....




























































:Police:
Kittyhawk
4th May 2007, 17:11
Their steering wheel is stuck.
Just be concerned when it goes suddenly quiet......


It is always over Mt Albert shops. Must be the local Al Qaeda having a get together.


Nah its Disco Dan learning to fly...:dodge:
Swoop
4th May 2007, 17:29
Nah its Disco Dan learning to fly...:dodge:
I believe that navigational skills are paramount for pilots...
surfer
4th May 2007, 17:34
Nah its Disco Dan learning to fly...:dodge:

Can't be , he's not lost :Punk:
The Pastor
4th May 2007, 17:43
There's a noisy fucking helicopter been circling over my house in Mt Albert for about 3/4 of an hour now.

If its the police one, who the fuck is paying for this?? And what are they doing? There can't be anyone swimming naked in their back garden at this time of year.

This is dave lobster, dave doesnt like helicopter noise. HARDERN THE $%^& UP DAVE.
Dave Lobster
4th May 2007, 20:02
What are you doing at home in the middle of the day anyway? Get out and earn some fucking money and pay your taxes so that the Police have adequate funding to catch bad bastards and put them away

I wasn't at home. I was out burgling.. :slap:
pyrocam
4th May 2007, 21:09
theyve got infrared on those things now dude. your in for it!
Drum
4th May 2007, 21:14
Get the bloody plants indoors!
pyrocam
4th May 2007, 21:17
move the HPS and put an oil heater on a chair in there.


say you were..... building your own sauna!
Kittyhawk
4th May 2007, 22:11
I believe that navigational skills are paramount for pilots...

Nah just take a run up the runway, fly and see where ya go...


Can't be , he's not lost :Punk:

Disco and lost go together like rugby and beer...


I wasn't at home. I was out burgling.. :slap:

Were you wearing a catburgler suit? Black, leather??
Dave Lobster
5th May 2007, 08:03
Were you wearing a catburgler suit? Black, leather??

Of course. That's the only reason to go burgling.. :yes:
avgas
6th May 2007, 19:30
Wonder if it is 'Chopper Dave'? That show is great!
On another note WTF! was in the sky today. I was heading on the southern motorway, see some rocket thing going straight up and over me, thinking "Is this the end?"
Hillbilly
6th May 2007, 21:36
I used to get woken up by onr on a regular basis when I was living in Glen Eden. Bloody thing would hover right over the house while lighting up the neighbour's yard with the spotlight. Don't get me wrong, Glen Eden is a wonderful suburb, honest. Lotsa guys with black leather jackets with neat pictures of red bulldogs on their backs.
skidMark
6th May 2007, 22:15
Nah its Disco Dan learning to fly...:dodge:

lol niceeeeeeeee