Paris Hilton is off to jail (again?)

[alexthekidd]

:lol::lol::lol:

UPDATED REPORT: LOS ANGELES: Hotel heiress and reality TV star Paris Hilton has been ordered to spend 45 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation for alcohol-related reckless driving.

A Los Angeles Superior Court judge ordered the 26-year-old celebrity socialite jailed for driving on a suspended license in February. He ordered her to report to jail on June 5.

The judge, Michael Sauer, made the decision after a two-hour hearing during which Hilton insisted she was unaware that her driving privileges had been suspended when she was pulled over for driving without headlights on February 27.

Hilton was placed on three years probation earlier this year for pleading no contest – the equivalent of a guilty plea – to alcohol-related reckless driving after a September 2006 arrest in Hollywood.

She landed in hot water again in late February, when she was pulled over on Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood for driving without headlights. Police impounded her car, a $US190,000 ($NZ262,000) blue Bentley, when they discovered she was driving on a suspended licence.

Hilton's latest legal problems come a little more than three weeks before her reality TV show, "The Simple Life, co-starring her friend Nicole Richie," returns to the airwaves for a fifth season. The series has already been taped.

http://stuff.co.nz/4049527a1860.html
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6624223.stm

[skidMark]

ahahahahah pwned.

[Drew]

Thick as she is, she could try the same defence as last time. "I didn't know I was not allowed to drive." Be the same result as last time, but nobody would expect any better.

[Grumpy Gnomb]

I am sure she will be very popular with the rest of the female inmates

[The Pastor]

a fifth season? get out of here? only in america eh?

[RantyDave]

The series has already been taped.
Ohhhhhhh!! She was lucky!

Dave

[Nasty]

LOL ... and to think she will go and stay in a country club type place ... nice and well .. very american.

[Big Dan]

watch and wait for her to turn prison clothes in i fashion line

this will do her good

[quallman1234]

Yay!

10 Char

[Big Dan]

Yay!

10 Char


10 char? - this confuses me

[Patrick]

10 char? - this confuses me

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[TS99]

Not your average jailbait

I wonder if she'll trade her chihuahua for a pack of cigarettes

dog, smoke, dog, smoke... ahh the decisions.....

[Quartermile]

:killingme haha is all I can say really

[mark247]

as much as i hate reading celeb new and crap like that, thats pretty funny.

[bugjuice]

thought those cars had auto-headlight switchers anyway?! Man, you'd have to be a fricken blonde barbie doll to fuk something like that up...


oh, wait :mellow:

[Skyryder]

Might wake her ideas up and see what it is like in the real world. Like does she realy believe that her excuse............"Ohhh Judgie I didn't know I was suspendid"........is believable................like what planet does she think we all live on??:motu:

Skyryder

[BuFfY]

Said on the news she thought it was only for 28 days.. then later in the piece she said she thought she could drive if it was work related. But what does she do that is work related?!? I mean... being a dumb skank is hardly a job!
She is appealing it though... orange jumpsuits are so not hot

[Swoop]

Wonderful! If only the rest of the cast and crew were in there with her for "Making a public nusiance and creating crap television programmes".

She could shove a broomstick up that dog's arse (IS it a dog???:scratch:) and sell it as a cottonbud.

[candor]

Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hilton looked so unhappy in the latest snap and for some reason that makes me just so the reverse. Its got to be the parents fault in part. At least the Yanks make a point to offenders before they kill. Our courts are now letting them walk on the excuse of "post traumatic stress disorder".

[MotoGirl]

45 days is stuff all. She's a dumb tart who is unlikely to learn anything from this experience.

[Clockwork]

The real kicker is that the dumb bitch could have easily afforded a driver.
:bash: :o :buggerd:

[skelstar]

Gah!...who cares? I'm never going to meet her... neither are any of you guys! She's never going to teach my children, dance with some NZ stars, or be a politician so who gives a flying? I swear people know more about some random famous person than they do about their own family and friends.

I can't stand hero-worship of people who are unremarkable ...cause thats what this is eh? :)

:yes: I have a bug up my arse this morning :weird:

[Dave Lobster]

I can't stand hero-worship of people who are unremarkable ...cause thats what this is eh? :)


Unf, the populist masses have no real heroes to workship any more.

I blame the TV..

[Maha]

Daddy will not be pleased with his little Bitch....!

[Unit]

Daddy will not be pleased with his little Bitch....!
Maybe he will punish her by downgrading her car to say, a mere mortals Porche or something similarly lowly...

[ynot slow]

think it was her mum who said it was unjust or words to that effect on tv3 news,oh thats right they do have laws for rich and poor black and white,memo to self your being very cynical,why are those voices in my head again,go away ,shit i hate so called celebs taking news time.as someone said downgrade the bitch's car to a friggin trabbet or ricshaw

[pritch]

Someday I'm gonna be famous.
Do I have talent? Well, no.
These days you don't really need it
Thanks to reality shows.

"Celebrity", Brad Paisley, ASCAP

[NighthawkNZ]

:lol::lol::lol:

UPDATED REPORT: LOS ANGELES: Hotel heiress and reality TV star Paris Hilton has been ordered to spend 45 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation for alcohol-related reckless driving.

A Los Angeles Superior Court judge ordered the 26-year-old celebrity socialite jailed for driving on a suspended license in February. He ordered her to report to jail on June 5.

The judge, Michael Sauer, made the decision after a two-hour hearing during which Hilton insisted she was unaware that her driving privileges had been suspended when she was pulled over for driving without headlights on February 27.

Hilton was placed on three years probation earlier this year for pleading no contest – the equivalent of a guilty plea – to alcohol-related reckless driving after a September 2006 arrest in Hollywood.

She landed in hot water again in late February, when she was pulled over on Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood for driving without headlights. Police impounded her car, a $US190,000 ($NZ262,000) blue Bentley, when they discovered she was driving on a suspended licence.

Hilton's latest legal problems come a little more than three weeks before her reality TV show, "The Simple Life, co-starring her friend Nicole Richie," returns to the airwaves for a fifth season. The series has already been taped.

http://stuff.co.nz/4049527a1860.html
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6624223.stm

:whocares: who the frack cares :whocares:

[Patrick]

And some of the good stuff that gets sent of to PD... THIS manages to survive.... Sheeesshhhh...

[Manxman]

:whocares: who the frack cares :whocares:

Here, here. Who cares really...I mean really?

The fact that she is such a celebrity, is really quite a sad indictment of our 'enlightened' western society. The fact that she has made an industry out of being a completely immoral, irresponsible slapper is staggering.

The worst part about it, is that she and people like her, don't actually give a sh*t that every sordid, embarrassing part of their lives becomes news.

Here's a quote form Stuff:"The judge, Michael Sauer, made the decision after a two-hour hearing during which Hilton insisted she was unaware that her driving privileges had been suspended when she was pulled over for driving without headlights on February 27."

As every good citizen will know, ignorance of the law is no excuse....a very apt use of words in the context of Paris Hilton....

[Biff]

Yayyy - a lesbo prison porn flick in the making starring Ms Hilton perhaps?

I've been trying to think of a suitable title...Hilton, Jail, Rug Munching.....ideas?

Bling for the most apt title?

[NighthawkNZ]

Here, here. Who cares really...I mean really?

The fact that she is such a celebrity, is really quite a sad indictment of our 'enlightened' western society. The fact that she has made an industry out of being a completely immoral, irresponsible slapper is staggering.


The worst part about it, is that she and people like her, don't actually give a sh*t that every sordid, embarrassing part of their lives becomes news.
Its only because gimps want to make it news... again who fracking cares...


Here's a quote form Stuff:"The judge, Michael Sauer, made the decision after a two-hour hearing during which Hilton insisted she was unaware that her driving privileges had been suspended when she was pulled over for driving without headlights on February 27."

As every good citizen will know, ignorance of the law is no excuse....a very apt use of words in the context of Paris Hilton....

I'll say it again... who the f$#k cares... what they want to do in the states is up to them has nothing to do with us... if they want play dumb thats up to them...

as for the celebrity... my arse... please... you lot need to get a fracking life

:whocares:

[Manxman]

Its only because gimps want to make it news... again who fracking cares...



I'll say it again... who the f$#k cares... what they want to do in the states is up to them has nothing to do with us... if they want play dumb thats up to them...

as for the celebrity... my arse... please... you lot need to get a fracking life

:whocares:


I consider myself well and truly 'put straight', by someone who sounds like he "cares" a little more than he's letting on...:yes:

[Skyryder]

Yayyy - a lesbo prison porn flick in the making starring Ms Hilton perhaps?

I've been trying to think of a suitable title...Hilton, Jail, Rug Munching.....ideas?

Bling for the most apt title?


Stilton Hilton (Cheezy Porn)

Parisdikes



Skyryder

[skelstar]

How about "Forget Paris"?

I will.

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[limbimtimwim]

When Judge Michael T. Sauer walked into his parish church on Saturday, the day after sentencing Paris, he was greeted by rapturous applause.http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb//articles/0509parisplea-CR.html

[SpankMe]

Is amazing how many young girls actually look up to this stupid bitch, so the more she is made to look like the skank she is, the better.


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[Toaster]

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Finally! Now at last I know what that means.

[Hitcher]

Contender for quote of the week, and possibly even the year, comes from the lovely Paris, with this effort (particularly the delightfully graceful second sentence):

"This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make... Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence."

I promise I didn't cut-and-paste this from LOTPIHGAD.

[BuFfY]

That video is kind of mean though, I mean.. she is right there!
I can't believe they cut her sentence in half though! And I think it should be illegal to make money from being in jail... they are saying she is going to make like $28 mil from it, it should be given to charity cause she hardly needs it!

[peasea]

You get arrested, you've done 111kph on the freeway of Nowhere'sville, Parisona, right? You're in deep doo-doo, you're going to the slammer, right?

Some screw says "you have a choice; solitary or 23 days with Paris Hilton".

Answer please.

(And let's not forget two things; nobody ever tells about what goes on in prison cells and Paris Hilton is preeeetty farrrrkin' stooopid.)

C'mon, they're all pink on the inside.

[Ocean1]

We would like to advise that normal reception has been restored:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/07/paris.hilton/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

[Eurodave]

And now, announced on the radio this morning,Paris has got home detention!!! WTF????

[zadok]

And now, announced on the radio this morning,Paris has got home detention!!! WTF????

What an utter joke the whole thing has been. 'Medical reasons' .....probably alcohol & raging withdrawal.

[Joni]

Amazing how the rules change when you have money and "fame".

What would happen if a serial murderer was realeased due to "medical reasons" - pffft, she did the crime, she should do the f***ing time... no matter what her last name is.

:angry:

[SpankMe]

The "medical reasons" were that she refused to eat the prison food. What a fucking joke.

[Joni]

The "medical reasons" were that she refused to eat the prison food. What a fucking joke.You have got to be kidding me.... no fucking ways..... :angry: :shit:

Im Gobsmacked!

[Big Dave]

The Girls that ate Paris.

[ManDownUnder]

I think she has a fair objection... I can imagine the prison food is only half the issue...

The offers to shove it up her arse would have been plentiful

[Ocean1]

What an utter joke the whole thing has been. 'Medical reasons' .....probably alcohol & raging withdrawal.

"Diet related"... Didn't like her porridge apparently.

[Grahameeboy]

Regardless of who she is, jail for driving whilst suspended is silly....she was silly assuming she knew which seems to be everyone's assumption.

She did not have to drive with all her money if she knew she was suspended.

[Ocean1]

Amazing how the rules change when you have money and "fame".

What would happen if a serial murderer was realeased due to "medical reasons" - pffft, she did the crime, she should do the f***ing time... no matter what her last name is.

:angry:

Wonder if there'll be any public backlash, outraged indignation etc.
Or is America entirely too wraped up in their fame fettish experiment...


Regardless of who she is, jail for driving whilst suspended is silly....she was silly assuming she knew which seems to be everyone's assumption.

She did not have to drive with all her money if she knew she was suspended.

The lack of concequences sorta set's the story up nicely for the next installment though. What vacuous stunt will she come up with next do you think?

[Winston001]

Wonder if there'll be any public backlash, outraged indignation etc.
Or is America entirely too wraped up in their fame fettish experiment...



There is an outraged public backlash already. What's more, Miss Hilton doesn't seem to be too popular with her peers (other famous rich types). Just before she reported for prison, she appeared at an MTV awards ceremony and was jeered by the crowd.

Frankly I'm appalled that she has been released. What are the odds of the shoplifter in the next cell having "dietry" problems and going home??......

[Bend-it]

The lack of concequences sorta set's the story up nicely for the next installment though. What vacuous stunt will she come up with next do you think?

And which innocent motorist will get killed by her drunk antics...

[SpankMe]

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Hours after Paris Hilton was sent home under house arrest Thursday, the judge who put her in jail for violating her reckless-driving probation ordered her into court to determine whether she should be put back behind bars.

Hilton must report to court at 9 a.m. Friday, Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini told The Associated Press.

"My understanding is she will be brought in in a sheriff's vehicle from her home," Parachini said.

Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer issued his order after the city attorney filed a petition late Thursday afternoon questioning whether Sheriff Lee Baca should be held in contempt of court for releasing Hilton on Thursday morning.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/07/hilton.friday.ap/index.html

Did she give the Sheriff a blowjob to get out early?

[ManDownUnder]

Did she give the Sheriff a blowjob to get out early?


Fuck I hope he's had his shots ...

[RantyDave]

Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer issued his order after the city attorney filed a petition late Thursday afternoon questioning whether Sheriff Lee Baca should be held in contempt of court for releasing Hilton on Thursday morning.
Perhaps not the finest career move Mr Baca has ever done - County Sheriff to fast food retail assistant in one fell swoop.

Dave

[Flatcap]

Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer issued his order after the city attorney filed a petition late Thursday afternoon questioning whether Sheriff Lee Baca should be held in contempt of court for releasing Hilton on Thursday morning.

Did she give the Sheriff a blowjob to get out early?

...and it begins...

This is the opening gambit to a drawn out stream of suits and counter-suits, which will be just about as interesting as watching the dog's turds harden.

[BuFfY]

Perhaps not the finest career move Mr Baca has ever done - County Sheriff to fast food retail assistant in one fell swoop.

Dave

Well he can now sell his story to every womans mag in the world! and if he does loose his job I am sure the Hilton family will give him a payout seen as he is the man who got their daughter out of jail, even if only for one night

[Dave Lobster]

as interesting as watching the dog's turds harden.

That's celebrity culture all over. Does anyone really care about any of these allegedly famous people? It's just rubbish.

[DMNTD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k66epna2Sss

[BuFfY]

That song sounds better than the original! Tone wise anyway!

[Donor]

Dagnabbit DMNTD... I bling thee for beating me to it... but I only give you bling to make you feel guilty... well, do ya punk? :Punk:

[Flatcap]

I almost feel sorry for the bubble-brained mannikin

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1501119/story.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=10444566

Then again, perhaps not

[Krusti]

I almost feel sorry for the bubble-brained mannikin

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1501119/story.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=10444566

Then again, perhaps not

Hahahaha ..."It's not fair" she cried....yeah right