McJim loose on the road

[McJim]

(to be said like Mel Gibson with a Scottish accent) They can charge me for speeding but they'll NEVER charge me for breach of licence conditions!

Yep - many of you would have found out at Taupo but I passed my full bike licence test on Friday. As soon as I passed it was on the road to Taupo and then I've been busy riding my Ducati:love: since then.

Finally sat down long enough to log into KB and let other noobies know that if a one eyed Scotsman can pass the test you fellas should all be sweet!

I am now LEGALLY allowed to enjoy my Duc - it's insured too so there's some more peace of mind for me.

Best of luck to all others siting Restricted or Full tests - keep your head and ride safe and you'll be fine!

[Bytor]

Nice one Jamie:niceone:

[skidMark]

hmmmm if your gunna wear a kuilt... quilt i dunn how it's speltt(man skirt thingy)

at least wear some y fronts under them k buddy haha

good to hear ya passed , keep it shiny side up buddy

[Kittyhawk]

Congrats on passing!!:rockon:

[Donor]

Huzzah!

Good shit mate, yer an inspiration to two fiddy owners world over!

Must catch up and meet the wee beasty, I feel photos don't do it justice!

[McJim]

Huzzah!

Good shit mate, yer an inspiration to two fiddy owners world over!

Must catch up and meet the wee beasty, I feel photos don't do it justice!

You're right - it needs a soundtrack to get the full effect.

[skidMark]

You're right - it needs a soundtrack to get the full effect.

would have to be something italian though lol

oh btw.... 3000th post w0000000000t :rockon: :Punk:

[gijoe1313]

Huzzah!

Good shit mate, yer an inspiration to two fiddy owners world over!

Must catch up and meet the wee beasty, I feel photos don't do it justice!

Yep, was over at the demesne of McJim and Chickadee and had another good eyeful of italian bike porn. Even got to look at it's bottom bits when McJim popped it off and I could look at the Ducati toolkit (I'm a tool whore as well!)

Poor suffering wee beastie, it was out on a night blat through the rain (gotta test those electrics somehow! :devil2:)

Anyhow, all good - I think McJim has an inferiority complex about the validity of his Duc! :lol: He thinks he'll get snubbed by the other Duc riders and no-one will give his ride a second glance! :scratch:

I think an impromptu head turning test is in order at mission bay on a fine, sunny day is in order! Huzzah!

[MSTRS]

hmmmm if your gunna wear a kuilt... quilt i dunn how it's speltt(man skirt thingy)


Spelt 'kilt' - said 'cult'.
And didnae fash yersel' aboot 'im weering ut. He widnae - fer fear tha' 'is sporran wud scrarch th' pentwuck.

[TerminalAddict]

next things to do:
get the missus on the back :)
come visit paul in hamilhole (I may even buy you a beer) then we swap bikes for a wee while

[dman]

Finally sat down long enough to log into KB and let other noobies know that if a one eyed Scotsman can pass the test you fellas should all be sweet!I do wonder about one eyed people, they are allowed to drive? Because one of my eyes are perfect, the other is somewhat less so. Which I'm afraid may hold me back with passing the learner's. (could always wear glasses all the time.... but I'd rather not, I never wear glasses)

[McJim]

next things to do:
get the missus on the back :)
come visit paul in hamilhole (I may even buy you a beer) then we swap bikes for a wee while

Mmmmm that sounds like a plan - unfortuntely might be on my lonesome due to babysitting issues.


I do wonder about one eyed people, they are allowed to drive? Because one of my eyes are perfect, the other is somewhat less so. Which I'm afraid may hold me back with passing the learner's. (could always wear glasses all the time.... but I'd rather not, I never wear glasses)

Visit an optometrist - I got charged $10 for a piece of paper that says "Yeah we know he can only see through one eye but that eye is 6/5+ so give him a licence" or that's the gist essentially.

[Lucy]

Visit an optometrist - I got charged $10 for a piece of paper that says "Yeah we know he can only see through one eye but that eye is 6/5+ so give him a licence" or that's the gist essentially.

Oh, so it's true? I just presumed you were talking about your one eyed trouser snake again.....!:dodge:

[McJim]

Oh, so it's true? I just presumed you were talking about your one eyed trouser snake again.....!:dodge:

Och - you and your fantasies lassie. Slip yer man a viagra or something and stop fantasising aboot other wimmins fellas! :rofl:

Seriously though, yes, I have monoccular vision. It's a lot more common than you think.

It's never stopped Sarge.

[sels1]

Finally sat down long enough to log into KB and let other noobies know that if a one eyed Scotsman can pass the test you fellas should all be sweet!!

Crikey, they giving away licences to nearly anybody in Auckland now - no wonder they have taffic problems....ha

Good on ya McJim

[Scouse]

Och - you and your fantasies lassie. Slip yer man a viagra or something and stop fantasizing aboot other wimmins fellas! :rofl:

Seriously though, yes, I have monocular vision. It's a lot more common than you think.

It's never stopped Sarge.So we should be calling ya McCyclops

[McJim]

So we should be calling ya McCyclops

Aye - among other things....

[Donor]

Aye - among other things....

...ooh, you mean like... no, no! Put down that claymore you mad bast.... :shit:

[McJim]

...ooh, you mean like... no, no! Put down that claymore you mad bast.... :shit:

And we must now refer to Donor as Nigella...oh and I have a small trophy to add to my collection.....

[Mom]

I do wonder about one eyed people, they are allowed to drive? Because one of my eyes are perfect, the other is somewhat less so. Which I'm afraid may hold me back with passing the learner's. (could always wear glasses all the time.... but I'd rather not, I never wear glasses)

As Mc(I have a full, and insurance!)Jim said, go get a little bit of paper from an optometrist to say you can see with one eye....easy peasy!!!!!!!

[terbang]

So we should be calling ya McCyclops

Yeah McCyclops on his McCycl...Oh well it was a try.

[McJim]

Yeah McCyclops on his McCycl...Oh well it was a try.
Aye - very trying...it was a very tiring trying time for terbang....now go and check your altimeter.