T.W.R
8th May 2007, 00:00
The Koala and the Lizard----
A koala is sitting up a gum tree ....
smoking a joint
when a little lizard walks past
and looks up and says,
"Hey Koala !
What are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a
joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits
next to the koala and they burn a few.
After a while the little lizard says his
mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a
drink from the river. But the little lizard
is so stoned that he leans too far
over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over
to the little lizard and helps him to
the side, then asks the little lizard:
"What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile
that he was sitting smoking a joint with
the koala in the tree, got too stoned and
then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this
out and walks into the rain forest, finds
the tree where the koala is sitting finishing
a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how
much water did you drink?!!"
A koala is sitting up a gum tree ....
smoking a joint
when a little lizard walks past
and looks up and says,
"Hey Koala !
What are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a
joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits
next to the koala and they burn a few.
After a while the little lizard says his
mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a
drink from the river. But the little lizard
is so stoned that he leans too far
over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over
to the little lizard and helps him to
the side, then asks the little lizard:
"What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile
that he was sitting smoking a joint with
the koala in the tree, got too stoned and
then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this
out and walks into the rain forest, finds
the tree where the koala is sitting finishing
a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how
much water did you drink?!!"