Worlds Fastest Idiot

[Skyryder]

Great add for ASB. Don't know who writes that stuff...............but the latest is brilliant. Nearly makes me want to change banks.


Skyryder

[Steam]

What? Who? Where now?

Eh?

[zeRax]

hahaha, yea it is cool :>

[kevfromcoro]

yeah its cool.just on the subject of adds...what about the add for WILD BEAN CAFE...think its digusting......spitting coffee all over the place.just what u need in the morning.,,,yuk

[Ghost_Bullet]

Yea some insane add's. ASB sure do have some witty ones. I am sick of the panadol ones, espec' during desperate housewives... they give me a frekin head ache:yes:

[slowpoke]

Anyone else find it significant that the ASB adds star a couple of foreigners?

[Toaster]

I am sitting here at 10pm still working on work for my work...... a bank. Grizzle......

[CM2005]

i scored an ASB poster of goldstien and the goldie. i'm going to post it to classic bike

[nudemetalz]

What is the bike that Goldstein rides?
Is it a BSA with plunger suspension ?

[jetboy]

Anyone else find it significant that the ASB adds star a couple of foreigners?
ASB in internationally owned.

[Squeak the Rat]

Send a letter to fair go ad awards.......

[iwilde]

Yea some insane add's. ASB sure do have some witty ones. I am sick of the panadol ones, espec' during desperate housewives... they give me a frekin head ache:yes:

You watch what?

[sunhuntin]

What is the bike that Goldstein rides?
Is it a BSA with plunger suspension ?

thats what id like to know. it definatly sounds british... i was thinking triumph... but not sure.

[Macktheknife]

ASB in internationally owned.

Not sure I would call it 'internationally' owned, it is owned entirely by CBA banking corporation in Australia.
Interestingly Sovereign Assurance is owned by ASB, the largest insurer in NZ apparently.
It is all BS really though, the profits all go elsewhere.
Still good ads though.

[hsvboy06]

What? Who? Where now?
http://www.asbbank.co.nz/story10664.asp

[sels1]

Great add for ASB. Don't know who writes that stuff...............but the latest is brilliant.

Yeah its almost like a soap opera....whats Goldstein going to do next??

[Maha]

Yeah its almost like a soap opera....whats Goldstein going to do next??

Well being Jewish...he will have his foreskin removed and ASB will incorperate into thier next add about 'Slingshot' accounts....:yes:

[BuFfY]

I love the Goldstein ads! I remember when the first one came out and didn't say which bank it was. Amazing that he has lasted like 6 years or something!

[kiwifruit]

Well being Jewish...he will have his foreskin removed and ASB will incorperate into thier next add about 'Slingshot' accounts....:yes:

LMAO!! :lol: :lol: :2thumbsup

[onearmedbandit]

Anyone else find it significant that the ASB adds star a couple of foreigners?

Isn't that the point of the ads?

[Sanx]

Well being Jewish...he will have his foreskin removed and ASB will incorperate into thier next add about 'Slingshot' accounts....:yes:

Being Jewish, he will have had it removed when he was seven days old.

That's a very small slingshot.

[Indiana_Jones]

I like the LP ad about stubbies :D

-Indy

[Mom]

:Offtopic:

I cant identify the model etc of the bike, but boy does that add bring back memories.............anyone else remember the beach races at Muriwai back in the 70's?

[T.W.R]

:Offtopic:

I cant identify the model etc of the bike

Early to mid 50s BSA 350 Gold Star :yes:

[nudemetalz]

Early to mid 50s BSA 350 Gold Star :yes:

Ah ha !! I thought I was in the ballpark !!
GOLDSTEIN !!!??!! :shit:

[Clockwork]

Gotta disagree peeps. I think Goldstien & Co are well past their "sell by" date.

Like the Yamaha Grizzly ad' though.

[pritch]

Anyone else find it significant that the ASB adds star a couple of foreigners?

Ummm we're all foreigners in this country.

I wasn't taking any notice of the ad but was under the impression it was an early T100. I'll have to take notice next time although it might be a while, I only watch the News and Boston Legal.

[Paul in NZ]

The ads still rate very well and strike a chord with most people - possibly the only 'series' I like better than Toyotas Barry crump series.

Ads can be seen here

http://www.asbbank.co.nz/story10664.asp

Looks like a plunger goldstar but given the interchangable nature of pre unit BSA bits - could be anything - VERY cool idea though! Worlds fastest idiot...

[LilSel]

I saw it just last night and I laughed... Thought it was awesome :rockon:

[Joni]

I saw it just last night and I laughed... Thought it was awesome :rockon:Yeah I giggle everytime I see it!

I like Goldstein...:yes:

[LilSel]

Yeah I giggle everytime I see it!

I like Goldstein...:yes:

:yes: And they even did a bowling one too!!!

[Joni]

LilSel... you will apreciate that I have flung a bowling ball backwards into the crowd instead of down the lane :doh:

Captain Co-Ord on the go.... :lol:

[sunhuntin]

LilSel... you will apreciate that I have flung a bowling ball backwards into the crowd instead of down the lane :doh:

Captain Co-Ord on the go.... :lol:

hehehe... its fear of doing that that keeps me from bowling. lmao.

i like this goldstein ad... but some of them get a bit boring. the grizzley ad rocks though... funny as hell.

[The Pastor]

threads about banks should be in the RANT or RAVE sections.

[Joni]

Thank you RM... but its actually about a bike advert.... so GBR is credable...

However yes it is moving towards RR. :yes:

[Insanity_rules]

Damn, you know I've been trying to score the title "Worlds fastest idiot" for ages and now I have competion from Goldstein? Not fair!