Shag or motorcycle ride?

[ratusratus]

mc ride with watery autumn sun and a beer with your cobbers at the end or a shag with ya missus????
and tell the truth you lovers of mc and others :dodge:

[TerminalAddict]

errr 3 minutes is all I need, then the rest of the day on the bike?

[MSTRS]

Shag = covered in feathers, all skin and bone, tastes a bit fishy.
You'd have to be a masochist.

[Oakie]

Well now that my missus is a KBer I better say 'a shag'. Besides, I get to ride my bike everyday and on the other hand we have a daughter and grand-daughter living with us. 'Nuf said?

[ratusratus]

What the hell is wrong with your life!!!lol

[MD]

Great question ratusratus. About time we had some more amusing topics on here.
I've got this one covered.
I'm partial to the dawn breaker shag, so all go well I can get the shag out of the way before going off on a ride.

[sidecar bob]

I prefer a shag part way through a ride, :scooter: +:buggerd: +:scooter: =:love:

[ratusratus]

shag or mc ride!!!

[The Pastor]

Well now that my missus is a KBer I better say 'a shag'. Besides, I get to ride my bike everyday and on the other hand we have a daughter and grand-daughter living with us. 'Nuf said?

Granny sex? ew.:sick:

[skelstar]

I'm partial to the dawn breaker shag...
Never quite understood this...do you kiss ya chick goodnight and say "I'll see ya in about 8hours *grrrrrrr*" and get some shut-eye?








Actually, don't tell me how you work your magic.

[Curious_AJ]

well, since i have no bike at present.. i'd say shag in the morning then a pillion with my man! :D

[sidecar bob]

shag or mc ride!!!

Why choose, when the perfect day would have both.
If it came down to a choice, i would have a quick morning wank & spend the rest of the day on the RSV.

[slowpoke]

I prefer a shag part way through a ride

Hence you ride a sidecar so there is guaranteed to be a shag available whether they like it or not?

Personally I reckon the question is weather dependent: waking up to a sunny morning would have me hustling out to the bike, whereas a dreary morning would have me rolling over and cuddling the missus.........only to be told in no uncertain terms to go back to sleep 'cos the only way anything is going to happen is in my dreams.....

[ratusratus]

a quick wank and a ride???
at the same time would be interesting!!lol:dodge:
have you got a tank cover:sick:

[scrivy]

Why choose, when the perfect day would have both.
If it came down to a choice, i would have a quick morning wank & spend the rest of the day on the RSV.

What if you had a pillion on the back doing it for you........:yes: :yes:

[sidecar bob]

[QUOTE=slowpoke;1047278]Hence you ride a sidecar so there is guaranteed to be a shag available whether they like it or not?
Cheeky shit. :laugh: Oh christ, Scrivys turned up, its going to end up in the gutter now.

[TerminalAddict]

Never quite understood this...do you kiss ya chick goodnight and say "I'll see ya in about 8hours *grrrrrrr*" and get some shut-eye?








Actually, don't tell me how you work your magic.

its called morning pride :first:

[Kittyhawk]

If I ever found the right guy....itd be me riding the bike, him on behind! So both at the same time for me :yes:

One day I hope that dream will come true....

[scrivy]

....heard you've done it before Bob.....:innocent:

[sidecar bob]

....heard you've done it before Bob.....:innocent:

Joni!! Scrivys going off topic.:yes:

[scrivy]

Going off topic??? W.T.F.???? Have you read your topic and replies????:gob:

Mind you, have you noticed that I only come on when it starts to get juicy.........:rockon:

[scrivy]

a quick wank and a ride???
at the same time would be interesting!!lol:dodge:
have you got a tank cover:sick:

No he doesn't - he thinks we can't see him if he wears a tinted visor!!!!:dodge:

[chanceyy]

well geezzz this is easy .. motorbike .. (since there is no nor will there ever be a missus :nono: :nono: :nono: & currently no Mr :crybaby: )

& since riding a bike is kinda better than sex, always guranteed to leave you satisfied, never has a headache & always willing to take you for a ride :love: (& never cheats, never lies, not selfish :killingme)






:drool: thank gawd for motorbikes:love:

[Disco Dan]

If I ever found the right guy....itd be me riding the bike, him on behind! So both at the same time for me :yes:

One day I hope that dream will come true....

You got custom leathers then? ;) Or just get a strap on and strap it to the tank... :innocent: hehe


_______________________

If it had to be a choice... one or the other...

I would have to make it worthwhile and shag most of the day... or i'd just get bored the rest of the day... and want to go riding.

Mcycle ride I think would have to be my choice though. Plenty of time for getting my freak on, other times... :blip:

[Goblin]

:laugh: Oh christ, Scrivys turned up, its going to end up in the gutter now.What's the thread title again?:bleh:
Nothing like a dawn-breaker, morning glory:innocent: ...then a :ride: :chase:
But if I had to choose it'd be a bike ride fer sure!:scooter:

[Storm]

Depends- did I get lovin' the night before? If so, then riding I go
If not, lets get down to business then :)

[sidecar bob]

What's the thread title again?:bleh:
Nothing like a dawn-breaker, morning glory:innocent: ...then a :ride: :chase:
But if I had to choose it'd be a bike ride fer sure!:scooter:

Oh cheers, Thanks i'll remember that. :bleh: Its supply & demand aint it? You havent ridden your bike for six weeks.

[one-speed]

mmm hard choice
as gob said a dawner-ride- and then a night cap:yes:

[ManDownUnder]

errr one I ride twice a day - the other twice a week (3 out of 4 anyway).

You work it out...! (And yes it is the obvious answer)

[Kittyhawk]

You got custom leathers then? ;) Or just get a strap on and strap it to the tank... :innocent: hehe


_______________________

If it had to be a choice... one or the other...

I would have to make it worthwhile and shag most of the day... or i'd just get bored the rest of the day... and want to go riding.

Mcycle ride I think would have to be my choice though. Plenty of time for getting my freak on, other times... :blip:

Dont get me started....I'll wait patiently for that dream lol!~

[Disco Dan]

errr one I ride twice a day - the other twice a week (3 out of 4 anyway).

You work it out...! (And yes it is the obvious answer)

what? is it marked on your calender or something? On a rotor? What happend to "i feel like a shag" then just having a shag? Marriage is overrated. Bring on one nighters.

[NighthawkNZ]

Dont get me started....I'll wait patiently for that dream lol!~

ummmmm... I best not say that... ;)

[Brett]

I have been known to turn down a shag for a bike ride. I have also been known to delay a ride for shag...so take from it what you will.

[Metalor]

Well if your partner is pissing you off like mine is at the moment, then it would definately be the bike ride, which I just happened to have tonight to give myself a bit of space. Motorbike does what you want it to without any arguements :)

[Kittyhawk]

ummmmm... I best not say that... ;)

Ahh go on you know you want to hahaha!


Well if your partner is pissing you off like mine is at the moment, then it would definately be the bike ride, which I just happened to have tonight to give myself a bit of space. Motorbike does what you want it to without any arguements :)

I have to agree, riding a bike does give you space.

[nudemetalz]

Well I'm married, so I guess it's the ride on the Guzzi... ;)

[Kittyhawk]

what? is it marked on your calender or something? On a rotor? What happend to "i feel like a shag" then just having a shag? Marriage is overrated. Bring on one nighters.

Routine is good, at least it guarantees things...
As for one nighters, the novelty wears off after a while. Its the company which matters in the end.
Marriage, dont get me started on that. Each to their own on that one.

[Toaster]

Routine is good, at least it guarantees things...
As for one nighters, the novelty wears off after a while. Its the company which matters in the end.
Marriage, dont get me started on that. Each to their own on that one.

Did you spell "routine" correctly there? ...or is it just that way it sounds?

[oldrider]

mc ride with watery autumn sun and a beer with your cobbers at the end or a shag with ya missus????
and tell the truth you lovers of mc and others :dodge:

If you need to ask a question like that are you capable of understanding or appreciating the answer! :whistle: John.

[Kittyhawk]

Did you spell "routine" correctly there? ...or is it just that way it sounds?

Lack of sleep :dodge: and before you think it.....no its been too long since I got any...so bike rides are keeping me sastified at the mo lol!

[ManDownUnder]

Marriage is overrated.

LOL care to cite the source of this wisdom?

When the one night stands are one after the other, the last one didn't matter and the next one won't either... the excitement starts to wane and the prospect of another nameless lady passing through your life means as much to you as the headlines in the paper...tell me, what do you really have after the sweating stops?

A need to get the hell out of there as gracefully as reasonably possible (aka an exit strategy)?

Memories? Someone to be there for you? A shoulder to cry on? Family? Kids? Long term emotional security? Someone to walk hand in hand with down the beach when you're 90 - the person you've known, loved and trusted for 60+ years?

Marriage isn't perfect, it's a convention, an institution (one of several available) symbolising recognition of the natural care and affection you feel for another person. It has it's highs and lows, but the bedrock and security it provides is something only family can provide.

While there is a balance to be struck between family and friends, I'll take the opportunity to build and maitain an intimate relationship with my wife over riding a bike with my mates... my wife and family will get priority, without question, and without fail.

Rant over. Believe it or not I'm not actually fired up over this (despite the words put onto the screen). Just a general warning - be careful speaking of that you do not know.

[Toaster]

I like to have my cake and eat it too. Ride then shag in the Autumn sun.

[Kittyhawk]

I really didnt want to touch on the marriage thing in my earlier posts...but I do have to say...relationships are to be worked at. If there is one thing lacking in the relationship, then theres something else which makes up for it in another area.

The brief flings are only for self sastification at the time. Long term, those memories will fade away. Its the memories of a proper relationship which will always last both good times and bad.Sex is always good to get, but quality time with your other half is even better.

[scumdog]

A shag at the moment 'cos the bike ain't registered.

And I don't have to get out of bed for a shag......

[slowpoke]

Motorbike does what you want it to without any arguements :)

You haven't met my bike have you....?

[Big Dog]

Three years ago I posted http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=56238&postcount=17
in the thread of alarmingly similar name = http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=3373.

Opinion has not changed one iota.
If she matters she will not make you choose.
If she cares she will come too. In both respects.

[Dooly]

A nice sunny day, good road, the urge to crank the bike up.........a ride anyday.
A wet horrible day.........oh well........

[ratusratus]

sorry didnt catch up mate,next time huh
Went for a ride yesterday and man it was brilliant......
Marton To feilding through halcombe:sunny:

[Dooly]

sorry didnt catch up mate,next time huh
Went for a ride yesterday and man it was brilliant......
Marton To feilding through halcombe:sunny:

Sent you a text but not sure it went thru, as tried to go several times.
The Trumpy loved the blast down.
Am going to contact the HB RAT group.

[BuFfY]

Shag for me... But maybe that is because I don't own a bike?! and being pillion isn't the same thrill as everyone else is describing? Or perhaps it just comes down to your skill in either one that determines your decision.

[MSTRS]

Shag for me... But maybe that is because I don't own a bike?! and being pillion isn't the same thrill as everyone else is describing? Or perhaps it just comes down to your skill in either one that determines your decision.

You haven't been on the back of M1cro's 'busa have you?
And what's with the 'half a whore' thing? Got me wondering....you put out but don't charge for it? Or the other way round?:innocent:
Shit, I'm gonna catch hell for that, aren't i?

[terbang]

errr 3 minutes is all I need, then the rest of the day on the bike?

That long... Sheesh I'm out the door, half way down the street in that time.

[lb99]

A shag at the moment 'cos the bike ain't registered.



really, whats the chances of you getting pulled in your own district?

[more_fasterer]

A need to get the hell out of there as gracefully as reasonably possible (aka an exit strategy)?

Sounds like a fine excuse to go for a ride after a one night stand...


If I had to choose? Bike.

[Kittyhawk]

You haven't been on the back of M1cro's 'busa have you?
And what's with the 'half a whore' thing? Got me wondering....you put out but don't charge for it? Or the other way round?:innocent:
Shit, I'm gonna catch hell for that, aren't i?

I was lucky enough to go on the back of M1CRO's bike at the track day...and it was alot of fun...

You get off that limping!

[codgyoleracer]

Hmm, tend to agree with slowpoke, weather dependant, followed by it takes two to Tango

[Goblin]

You havent ridden your bike for six weeks.I have now! :blip:

[Kornholio]

I prefer a shag part way through a ride, :scooter: +:buggerd: +:scooter: =:love:

Im with you on this one mate :D

I'd prefer this way.....whether or not it happens is a totally different story :mellow:




:sunny:

[ruphus]

always a bit of both

[avgas]

Shag, it would like having my birthday all over again

[sidecar bob]

Im with you on this one mate :D

I'd prefer this way.....whether or not it happens is a totally different story :mellow:




:sunny:

Eer, are you talking "group"?

[wybmadiity]

Im with you on this one mate :D

I'd prefer this way.....whether or not it happens is a totally different story :mellow:

:sunny:
Maybe if there wasn't always a group, or you wern't in such a rush .....?......:stupid:


Eer, are you talking "group"?
:blink:

[The Lone Rider]

I can't answer that, I try to combine both in one day. And usually as much as possible

[Sanx]

Damn ... only so much bling I can award in one day. Funniest thread in a long time.

As for me ... I don't have to choose :rockon:

[Kornholio]

Maybe if there wasn't always a group, or you wern't in such a rush .....?......:stupid:


:blink:

Meh they both cut into my drinking time anyway :whocares:

[Maha]

Maybe if there wasn't always a group, or you wern't in such a rush .....?......:stupid:


Um, i came into this thread a little late so please clarify for me one thing wybmadiityinatub....you are talking about riding NOT! sex aye?...:dodge:

[wybmadiity]

Um, i came into this thread a little late so please clarify for me one thing wybmadiityinatub....you are talking about riding NOT! sex aye?...:dodge:

Umm .... :shifty: .... Yeah of course! :D

[scrivy]

Don't mention 'Group' to the Dobalina! He'll be txting you for weeks to get you involved in something of the devious nature!! :chase:

Believe me! :yes:

[sidecar bob]

Don't mention 'Group' to the Dobalina! He'll be txting you for weeks to get you involved in something of the devious nature!! :chase:

Believe me! :yes:

I dont have their cell phone numbers Scriv, so it wont happen.
Has your missus come around to it yet mate?

[Big Dog]

Now, now, group sex is entirely a different matter.
Who is in the group and what are the roads? The choice just got harder.

[BuFfY]

You haven't been on the back of M1cro's 'busa have you?
And what's with the 'half a whore' thing? Got me wondering....you put out but don't charge for it? Or the other way round?:innocent:
Shit, I'm gonna catch hell for that, aren't i?

Nah haven't been on his bike

The the half a whore thing... look at my post count!
Got sick of being a hardcore biker... and am miles (half way :)) from being a real whore... so am in turn... only half of one!
I am totally sweet and innocent! :innocent:

[MSTRS]

I am totally sweet and innocent! :innocent:

Of course you are....and your siggy tells me you are a baker....:devil2:

[Bass]

Thankfully this is not a dilemma that I have had to resolve. My other half is up for a "ride" pretty much anytime. I mentioned this thread to her and her response was to try and figure out a way to rearrange the seating on the bike to combine both activities - pack more into the day, so to speak.
Sorta explains the permanent grin on my face for the last 9 years.

[Blondini]

well geezzz this is easy .. motorbike .. (since there is no nor will there ever be a missus :nono: :nono: :nono: & currently no Mr :crybaby: )

& since riding a bike is kinda better than sex, always guranteed to leave you satisfied, never has a headache & always willing to take you for a ride :love: (& never cheats, never lies, not selfish :killingme)






:drool: thank gawd for motorbikes:love:
What she said:yes: :Punk:(don't forget the bike also has reserve so it can keep running a little further)(did I say that?)

[Hitcher]

mc ride with watery autumn sun and a beer with your cobbers at the end or a shag with ya missus?

Have you not yet figured out how to do both at once?

[Blondini]

What if you had a pillion on the back doing it for you........:yes: :yes:

Hmmm having second thoughts about pillioning:gob:

[ManDownUnder]

Hmmm having second thoughts about pillioning:gob:

LOL rest easy - that's not a requirement on the RF...

[sels1]

[B]Um, i came into this thread a little late

better a little late than too early.......:innocent:

[chanceyy]

What she said:yes: :Punk:(don't forget the bike also has reserve so it can keep running a little further)(did I say that?)

OMG :shit: how could I forget the most important part ... they do not run outta stamina, never need sleep after a hard ride, & always up for it .... :yes: :gob: :love: :love:

[Goblin]

OMG :shit: how could I forget the most important part ... they do not run outta stamina, never need sleep after a hard ride, & always up for it .... :yes: :gob: :love: :love:

Not to mention you can lend it to your friends without feeling awkward and you can ride ya mates bike with no stupid jealousy! :innocent: :D

[chanceyy]

Not to mention you can lend it to your friends without feeling awkward and you can ride ya mates bike with no stupid jealousy! :innocent: :D


ohh yeah you don't even mind a threesome :killingme

[Kittyhawk]

I need a shag!

[wybmadiity]

I need a shag!

So. Go to a bar full of really drunk guys. Bound to succeed.

[Kittyhawk]

urgh no....has to have class

[Xtat1k]

I need a shag!

I hear a rumour that there's someone on KB keen lol ;)

[Kittyhawk]

I hear a rumour that there's someone on KB keen lol ;)

LOL! we arent going to go near that roumer it sends shivers down my spine.

WEll theres always my pillion seat going spare! (just not to him)

[Xtat1k]

LOL! we arent going to go near that roumer it sends shivers down my spine.

WEll theres always my pillion seat going spare! (just not to him)



When do we ride LOL hahahahaha

[scrivy]

Not to mention you can lend it to your friends without feeling awkward and you can ride ya mates bike with no stupid jealousy! :innocent: :D

Did you want a swing on the chair Kel?????:shifty:

[Kittyhawk]

When do we ride LOL hahahahaha

Anytime anywhere..........doggie doggie doggie

[Maha]

(just not to him)


Him???....oh i heard wrong then.....:innocent:

[Hitcher]

So you really want one of these? Strange...

[Kittyhawk]

Him???....oh i heard wrong then.....:innocent:

Oh no Im scared now! Maybe I'll stick to the bike instead!!!!

[Xtat1k]

Anytime anywhere..........doggie doggie doggie

lol sure hahaha:gob:

[Goblin]

Hmmm having second thoughts about pillioning:gob:No no no, it's not :gob: , more like :tugger:

[Kittyhawk]

lol sure hahaha:gob:
*whispers* hope we aren't going on Phenoixs' zxr250 coz it might bottom out....

Need a towel if its on my bike :innocent:

[Xtat1k]

*whispers* hope we aren't going on Phenoixs' zxr250 coz it might bottom out....

Need a towel if its on my bike :innocent:

might be fun to christen the mighty 250 before its sale, maybe the 6hundie tho, But if its vibration u want phenoix's bike be perfect.

[Goblin]

Did you want a swing on the chair Kel?????:shifty::eek: Yeah I'll have a go! Dont have to ask me twice. :niceone:

[Kittyhawk]

might be fun to christen the mighty 250 before its sale, maybe the 6hundie tho, But if its vibration u want phenoix's bike be perfect.

It might be fun....but no...hahaha....

Thought that would have been done already. (will refrain from the next comment)

I have enough things which vibrate...dont need his bike :innocent: its batteries I want lol.

[Xtat1k]

It might be fun....but no...hahaha....

Thought that would have been done already. (will refrain from the next comment)

I have enough things which vibrate...dont need his bike :innocent: its batteries I want lol.



yeah we'll leave the christen comment out of the thread... besides the bike won't fit in your box (not YOUR box but the one which holds the battery opperated devices)


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH:shutup:

[Kittyhawk]

AWWW! Everything fits in my box....why? coz its special.

[Maha]

:eek: Yeah I'll have a go! Dont have to ask me twice. :niceone:

Are tickets avaliable for this event?....:innocent:

[Xtat1k]

AWWW! Everything fits in my box....why? coz its special.

how special.....

[Maha]

how special.....

Look out Kitty..his next question will be ''and what are you wearing''......:shit:

[Kittyhawk]

how special.....

You've known me too long........and know the answer to that already.

So for you is it bikes or shag? Or both at the same time?

[Kittyhawk]

Look out Kitty..his next question will be ''and what are you wearing''......:shit:

MEOW!!!...or is it sparrow noises Im ment to make?? (runs away and hides)


Its always the skirt and legwarmers :dodge: one day I'll find them *sighs*

[Xtat1k]

Look out Kitty..his next question will be ''and what are you wearing''......:shit:

Nah im right

[Xtat1k]

You've known me too long........and know the answer to that already.

So for you is it bikes or shag? Or both at the same time?

ride then shag

[Xtat1k]

anyways girls im out


c u :rockon:

[Goblin]

Are tickets avaliable for this event?....:innocent: :yes: indeed! $10 a ride last I heard....:innocent: Bring ya mates! I think its in October....will let ya know closer to the event.

[Kittyhawk]

ride then shag

Pffft....you could do both at the same time....lol

[_intense_]

first one, then t'other.. now, its just a matter of priorities

[Ocean1]

What if you had a pillion on the back doing it for you........:yes: :yes:

Never been quite that lucky… be chilly, chance of shrinkage in winter? Bloody dangerous too, tricky navigating with half the blood drained outa ya head.


If I ever found the right guy....itd be me riding the bike, him on behind! So both at the same time for me :yes:

One day I hope that dream will come true....

That however (believe it or not), I have done… hold on, calls for a drink…

Was on a trip to collect a new bike in Marsterton, a friend of the concave persuasion had offered to give me a lift up to get it, on a CB360 if I recall. Nice day, midweek. The heavy braking on the way down the Taka’s shifted my attention from the scenery to more tactile (if no less scenic) issues, a fact that she could not but be aware of. We’d never had occasion for such activities before and I think her offer of the lift was genuinely wholesome, but the smile when we stopped in Featherston for gas was fairly pointed. So, after careful adjustment of various equipage off we went. Proceedings, um, proceeded shortly after, and continued until Carterton (well all right just short of Greytown), when a cop happened to notice the slightly erratic (and erotic) riding and decided to pull us over. Scuse, nuther drink…

Now, imagine the situation. The two of us still substantially in flagrante delicto when the cop’s car door slammed behind us. I’m always careful with zips, but with gloves on and in the little time available I wasn’t careful enough it seems. Although the damage wasn’t seriously crippling her nickname for me thereafter was Fiveskin Fred. As the cop walked up we were both, for different reasons, rolling on the ground in tears, it was five minutes before either of us could stand. And another five before we could speak coherently, while the cops face was getting redder and redder.

We did later find more conventional methods to amuse ourselves, although not for a good week or so later. Several months later she was transferred, eventually married and had two kids. We remained friends and I saw her once or twice a year for a long time.

I saw her husband again last year at her funeral. He asked me “Why did she always call you Fred?”

I'm outa whisky...

[grogan]

Beer - no contest

[Morcs]

Why need there be a choice?

Perfect day starts with waking the missus up for a shag. Breakfast. Followed by a coffee and ciggy whilst oogling the bike. Then going for a ride followed by a beer.

Sorted.