Brand-new winter road gloves free...

[Firefight]

Have a brand new (still in the pack) pair of Winter road gloves.

think I paid about NZ$100.00.. Free to one of you.

Progrip brand size M Black -Grey.. sort of wooly inside and gortex out side

and have some sort of plasticy rain guard thingy were you bung

your hands in.. Look gay would prob suit Suziki or Kawa rider

Anyway I have no need for them, so pm me your sad broken arse life story

theres not much on telly tonight, I can sit here and have a good laugh

and if the story is pathetic enuff I will post it up for others to laugh at and

the gloves will be yours.


F/F

[cowpoos]

you could have gone with the buy one get one free aproch dude???

[yungatart]

I don't have winter gloves and I can't find any to fit my hands - apparently I have short fingers and squat palms and if I don't find some gloves soon, I will have to give up riding all winter, because I am the biggest blouse out there....I just can't cope with the cold, I'd rather freeze my tits off than my hands - (tits don't help you ride better, but hands do)....please can I have them, I promise if they don't fit I will pass them on to the next most pathetic person (oops, story) who posts on here! :love: :love: :love: ...and kisses too!!!

[Firefight]

[QUOTE=yungatart;1049628]

I'd rather freeze my tits off than my hands -




shit, we can't have that,

bloody sad story alright, your in with a good chance.


F/F

[Firefight]

gloves are on the way to a worthy home..



F/F

[vifferman]

gloves are on the way to a worthy home..
Damn!
I don't need the gloves (I have about 6 pairs already, including some brand new (well, worn a few times) Spidi Sport Comp H2Out (thanks, Lou and AMPS!), but I was looking forward to writing a sad-arse story.
Because I'm a sad arse.
And my arse is sad too.

[vifferman]

Sad Arse Story
By Mr S. Arse

Please oh please, Mr Fire Fight, can I please please please have a turn of your flash new gloves?

I used to have some gloves, but I had to sell them to pay for food for the kids, and an operation for the wife. And the bread bags I'm using have holes in them, so the rain got in and wrecked the insulation. "Insulation?!?" you say, and no doubt you think that's a luxury. But I can't afford any more shop-bought bread, so I don't have any more bread bags, and the newspapers I used for insulation are hard to come by since they stopped the recyclable collection in the trailer park (where we live under a caravan), and the glossy advertising materials that blow around the ground here is too slippery and doesn't provide much warmth against the cold.
I've already lost my lefthand pinky to frostbite, and the tips of two other fingers, one thumb, and my knob-end, so thinks are getting a bit grim. Luckily, the fingers and knob don't hurt so much any more, since the nerves died when I cauterised them with some burning rubbish. Also lucky is that even though my hands used to be a "L" they're now more like an "M", due to the bits around the edges that rotted off.

I know, you're going to say "Luxury!" because I still have some fingers left. And I admit, I am better off than some.

And I promise I won't sell the nice, shiny gloves for drug money.
I can't promise I won't sell one of them for food though, if I really have to...


Is that sad-arse enough? Or should I embellish it some more? I promise it's not just the bag I'm after...

[MSTRS]

Sad Arse Story
......

Well, of course, WE had it tough.....

[cowpoos]

Well, of course, WE had it tough.....
not as tough as he did....at least you came out riding a suzuki!!!