Bring Back Mr Fish

[Panther]

fish and chips
fish heads at the beach
umm, it smells a bit like fish...

Cmon Fish i bet you are waiting to be summoned back to your minions, think of how much internet is being wasted etc.

'We' miss your wit etc.

Pointless drivel is lonely without you.

[Wellyman]

errrrr what happend to fish in the first place?
WM

[The Pastor]

he got hooked.

[Panther]

errrrr what happend to fish in the first place?
WM


Right, motherfuckers, enough is enough

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After a particularly annoying afternoon vis-a-vis this utterly ridiculous moderating business, I'm in a bad mood.

I don't like being in a bad mood.

As a protest against the empowerment of morons to fuck about with my attempts at contributing to discussion, I will now abandon the forum.

Edit: priceless. Of course that would be PD'd..

10 fathoms

[Mr. Peanut]

Fish were a smart lad, he will be missed.

[BuFfY]

He is still online, just not posting!
Fish is one hard man... lets all remember that!!

[paturoa]

Fish is one hard man... lets all remember that!!

I'm trying not to visualise it! :sick:

[Grub]

God: Adam, where is Eve?

Adam: Oh ... um ... she's down at the river having a wash Lord. We've ... been ... well ... you know .... :hug:

God: GO AND GET HER AT ONCE! We don't want the fish smelling like that!

[Hitcher]

Fish is one hard man... lets all remember that!!

And, as I am sure he would note, hard men are sometimes good to find...

[Swoop]

If you hadn't noticed, he is working and trying not to be dragged down to our level....

QUOTE OF THE WEEK
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"Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is."
P. J. O'Rourke

[jrandom]

Take heed that no man deceive you. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Fish; and shall deceive many.

And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another.

But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved. For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of Fish be.

[oldrider]

If you hadn't noticed, he is working and trying not to be dragged down to our level....

QUOTE OF THE WEEK
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"Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is."
P. J. O'Rourke

There are only two things that smell like fish and "fish" is but one of them! :yes: John.

[MSTRS]

There are only two things that smell like fish and "fish" is but one of them! :yes: John.

And verily, I say to thee "And all of them shall be considered edible":dodge:

[Big Dave]

<dl><dt> BLOOD & THUNDER PROPHET:</dt><dd> ...And the bezan shall be huge and black, and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures, and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent, and throughout the lands, there'll be a great rubbing of parts. Yeeah...</dd><dt> FALSE PROPHET:</dt><dd> ...For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. Nine-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there, and the horns shall be on the head, with which he will...</dd><dt> BORING PROPHET:</dt><dd> ...Obadiah, his servants. There shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi-- with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time, shall the third one...</dd><dt> BRIAN:</dt><dd> How much? Quick.</dd><dt> HARRY THE HAGGLER:</dt><dd> What?</dd><dt> BRIAN:</dt><dd> It's for the wife.</dd><dt> HARRY THE HAGGLER:</dt><dd> Oh. Uhhh, twenty shekels.</dd><dt> BRIAN:</dt><dd> Right.</dd><dt> HARRY THE HAGGLER:</dt><dd> What?</dd><dt> BRIAN:</dt><dd> There you are.</dd><dt> HARRY THE HAGGLER:</dt><dd> Wait a minute.</dd><dt> BRIAN:</dt><dd> What?</dd><dd> http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/inlines/14_haggl.jpg</dd><dt> HARRY THE HAGGLER:</dt><dd> Well, we're-- we're supposed to haggle.</dd></dl>

[ManDownUnder]

For as the lightning cometh out of the east, ... so shall also the coming of Fish be.

I feel sorry for your wife - that's gotta be a lot of pain right at the critical moment...

le petite mort just got supersized!

[Laava]

Big nose!:sunny:

[Jimmy B]

Take heed that no man deceive you. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Fish; and shall deceive many.

And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another.

But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved. For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of Fish be.

“And Fish spake unto Pharaoh, saying, let my people go; but the LORD hardened Pharaoh’s heart, and Pharaoh would not release them. And so Fish did as the LORD had said, and struck himself with in the face with a pie, and bade the children of Israel to do likewise; and soon afterwards all of Egypt shook beneath the tread of big floppy shoes. And the LORD sent a multitude of clowns into the land, and the children of Egypt ran in fear from the honking noses and the pratfalls and the little yippy dogs jumping and dancing, and the juggling pins falling upon the ground like hail, and their dreams were troubled by the unnatural smiles and the hair upon the heads of the clowns, which was as flame. And everywhere was the shpritzing of the seltzer bottles, and still Pharaoh would not release the children of Israel.”

[Bass]

And Pharoah saith unto Moses, "Moses, come forth". But Moses being an uncircumcised bastard, tripped over his foreskin and came fifth.

[Wellyman]

Come on fishy boy.... stop being a girl and come back.... we know you want to.WM