A good proctologist?

[Colapop]

In the seemingly now very familiar theme of asking if anyone knows shit, I have been having a problem... Ya see I've tried to work the issue out on my own, without success. I've put some real effort into it, unfortunately that's just making me cross-eyed. I feel it's been building up for some time but I just can't seem to rid myself of this block. I think if I could just put my finger on it that would give me the solution....

Can anyone help me out?

[Crisis management]

Your stuffed Col, The_Dovers in the bin and can't help.......



Is Maurice in there with him?

[TerminalAddict]

count down to PD (in the spirit of current moderation) :)

[paturoa]

...I could just put my finger on it ....

Try pulling your finger out of it.

[Mom]

I'll bite.........


If it's that bad, you may want to consider putting your finger in it and rubbing hard..........that usually helps relieving those blockages.........:sunny:

[Colapop]

I've been told just to get off my arse and get stuck in... but that seems to be the problem...

[paturoa]

I'll bite.........

I'm not sure biting will help either, maybe sucking?

[Mom]

count down to PD (in the spirit of current moderation) :)

Dont be silly.........this is a piss-take, headed up as one and a valid part of the KB that I know.......surely the mods will accept that a certain amount of good humoured shit flinging is also part of our family?

[Mom]

I'm not sure biting will help either, maybe sucking?

Hmmmmm............perhaps :innocent:

[Colapop]

:nono: No no pissing is not a problem...

[paturoa]

....this is a piss-take,

No no thats no good either, he wants a proctologist not a urologist.

[paturoa]

the mods will accept that a certain amount of good humoured shit flinging is also part of our family?

Just as long as they don't merge the Dentist, Optometrist and Proctologist threads we should be OK.

[Colapop]

What can I say? Sometimes you just gotta let it out...

[paturoa]

What can I say? Sometimes you just gotta let it out...

And the other up side is that they wont be able to say your "full of **it"

[Colapop]

I might be.... :innocent:

[TerminalAddict]

Just as long as they don't merge the Dentist, Optometrist and Proctologist threads we should be OK.

so a dentist, an Optometrist, and a Proctologist walk into a bar .......

[Maha]

Are you having trouble with the ole' grapes Col?....well Maha man PHD/BS is here to help. Firstly, can you touch your toes while in a sit down position? The pain and smell should be immense not to mention intoxicating...that being said, if you achive this feat, this means you have time on your side so please call me tomorrow on 0800 PLUGME asap!....:doctor:

[Colapop]

Oh, so you're out now?

[Maha]

Oh, so you're out now?


Dont be afraid to leave a message......

[paturoa]

But be afraid if he want a massage.

[Colapop]

I see that you too, have the same problem...

[sels1]

Give yourself one of your hugs, Col, and squeeze real hard

[Colapop]

I did. I felt secure and loved.... :love:

[merv]

Are you cross eyed because you broke you glasses frame the other day - did you find a good solderologist to stick them back together?

[Maha]

But be afraid if he want a massage.

He doesn't scare me...........:chase:

[Colapop]

Maybe that's what's wrong... I just need to get it between my thumb and forefinger..?

[paturoa]

... putting your finger in it and rubbing hard.......


He doesn't scare me...........:chase:

What, not even one of those massages?

[Finn]

I know an excellent Proctologist. He once wallpapered his hallway... from his letterbox. :pinch:

[Colapop]

Say it not spray it...

[Skyryder]

I understand that Sir Lance-a=lot was very popular in the Dark Ages for this sort of thing. He came highly recomended by the Green Knight. Apparently the cure was something to do with flat-u-lances. :sick:

Skyryder

[Swoop]

Go overseas. When returning to the country and the customs bloke says "Anything to declare, Sir?" simply reply "Yes. You are fuc*ing ugly!".

Hey presto! Free prostate exam!