Mothers Day.

[James Deuce]

Gee, who'd have thought it would dawn fine, crisp, and clear?

[MementoMori]

Shit, it's Mothers Day.

Bollocks.

[Big Dave]

Unlike the message in the post?

[Colapop]

I'll be spending the day in the gargre. I think that's a good thing. It means my wife has the kids all to her self... :innocent:

[Smokin]

I love mothers day, she gets a huge sleep in so her nagging starts a couple of hours later, ahhhh a few hours bliss for me.

[Curious_AJ]

i got my mommy a card ^_^

[YellowDog]

Sounds like a good excuse for a ride!

[Curious_AJ]

I do hope I don't get dragged into the Mother's Day lunch again though...
it always turns out to be a bit of a poop... i think I want my parents to do something alone this year... if i can get my brothers to not go for free food... or i'd have to go ....

[Mr. Peanut]

My Gf just asked where her mothers day card is.

Oh fuck...

[James Deuce]

[Nelson Munce Voice] Haaaaa Haaaaa [/Nelson Munce Voice]

[Curious_AJ]

My Gf just asked where her mothers day card is.

Oh fuck...

you're in the poo...

[Little Miss Trouble]

My Gf just asked where her mothers day card is.

Oh fuck...

Uh oh Mr Peanut, I hope for your sake thats one of those un-fun jokes, like someone telling you theyve knocked over you new bike just so they get to see you run to the window to check :angry:

[The Pastor]

Happy mothers day, there I said it, now how about getting out of bed and cooking brekfast for your son,


Love renegade master.

[Mr. Peanut]

It was a joke... :sick:

[Toaster]

Go have a crack at my pole for mothers day.

[Swoop]

[Nelson <STRIKE>Munce</STRIKE> Muntz Voice] Haaaaa Haaaaa [/Nelson <STRIKE>Munce</STRIKE> Muntz Voice]

http://thesimpsons.com/characters/home.htm

[Grub]

The Grub flew to Auckland to surprise his mum at brunch (it was v cool to do) ... oh, and test-rode a CBR600 in TeAtatu. It was the most dangerous thing I have ever thrown a leg over!

[Curious_AJ]

hmm... dangerous things to throw your legs over... i could be in for that!!

[Sidewinder]

Gee, who'd have thought it would dawn fine, crisp, and clear?


Nah this mothers day sucked i couldnt find any hot mums to have sex with so settle with carver

[NotaGoth]

Was stuck at work all day so didn't get to wish the old lady a good one or spend the day with her...

Will have to make up for it somehow...

Got 4 days off to sort something out... :dodge:

[Sidewinder]

Was stuck at work all day so didn't get to wish the old lady a good one or spend the day with her...

Will have to make up for it somehow...

Got 4 days off to sort something out... :dodge:

wernt u the one that said "fuck you all im leaving"?

[NotaGoth]

wernt u the one that said "fuck you all im leaving"?

Yeah cept I fell so in love with you after seein the pictures of you and the other dude trying to have hot man arse sex I decided that I couldn't leave

Luff ewe babe xx

[Sidewinder]

Yeah cept I fell so in love with you after seein the pictures of you and the other dude trying to have hot man arse sex I decided that I couldn't leave

Luff ewe babe xx

thanks hunnie, would you like to come see the real thing in action? that was carver in the pics with me, we've had a 3sum before, good. let me know

xoxoxox

ps pm me:love:

[NotaGoth]

thanks hunnie, would you like to come see the real thing in action? that was carver in the pics with me, we've had a 3sum before, good. let me know

xoxoxox

ps pm me:love:

No shame in admitting that I'm desperate. But I'm not THAT "desperate"

[Sidewinder]

No shame in admitting that I'm desperate. But I'm not THAT "desperate"

lower your standards or get nothing.

[Curious_AJ]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA.... cough...

[NotaGoth]

lower your standards or get nothing.

When it comes to "you" and getting nothing I'll stick to getting nothing ;)

[Sidewinder]

When it comes to "you" and getting nothing I'll stick to getting nothing ;)

would you consider renegede masterbaiter

[Biff]

I'm away from home at the mo' - but before I left I asked my (2) kids (oldest is 7) to make sure they made some cards and looked after their mum on the big day.

They did make her cards, and made her breakfast in bed (cereal and OJ) ,then my son gave her an empty cardboard box. When she Mrs B opened the box and saw it was empty she asked them what was supposed to be in it they told her, 'kisses' and jumped on her smoothering her with smackers.

I swear they're not my kids sometimes.

[KoroJ]

I'll be spending the day in the gargre.

Is a gargre some new type of mistress.....doesn't sound very pretty but I take it she's cuddly.

I found Mothers Day a good excuse for an early blat over to Masterton.

[Hitcher]

I got a ride on Mrs H's new Bandit 650 for Mothers' Day.