View Full Version : What's Howard Broad having for dinner?
Virago
13th May 2007, 18:31
Is this an in-joke? Enlighten us, oh wise one.
What's the bike connection?
The Pastor
13th May 2007, 18:32
nah I bet hes having a mince pie
BAHAHAHAHA! +1 mate.
Filterer
13th May 2007, 18:37
Is this an in-joke? Enlighten us, oh wise one.
What's the bike connection?
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10439433
Virago
13th May 2007, 18:43
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10439433
Ta - now I get it.
But in General Biker stuff - you's a naughty boy Jimjim...:dodge:
(Edit - and now in Rant and Rave....)
Madness
13th May 2007, 18:44
Howard might have "cooked his own goose" this time?. It's getting hard to keep a-breast of all these reports of fowl behaviour in the Police. Seems a straight copper is as scarce as hens teeth these days.
Is this an in-joke? Enlighten us, oh wise one.
What's the bike connection?
he used to watch motorbikes when he was a cuntstable
paturoa
13th May 2007, 18:49
he might be having a little one for desert!
Toaster
13th May 2007, 19:42
Howard might have "cooked his own goose" this time?. It's getting hard to keep a-breast of all these reports of fowl behaviour in the Police. Seems a straight copper is as scarce as hens teeth these days.
'Chicks' always like a man in uniform don't they?
Toaster
13th May 2007, 19:50
I wonder who it is that has it in for the cops so bad that they sit around digging for poo to flick?
The good coppers out there will be feeling like the media has gone animal on them. The public giving them a beasting evertime they get caught speeding.... first called revenue gatherers, then rapists, now pet-porn freaks.
It is no wonder they can't retain good and experienced staff when they have to put up with yet more attacks on morale.
Patrick
14th May 2007, 14:32
Geez... I watched a porn flick or 10 when I was in my 20s back then too... :gob: guess I should resign ... so should my wife... oh, and everyone else on KB who have viewed a porn flick in their day......:innocent:
Geez, unemployment is about to go through the roof..:shit:
Start with the wanker journalist who dug this shit story up.... what a cock...
onearmedbandit
14th May 2007, 14:39
First thing I thought too Patrick when I heard this story. For crying out loud, it was in the 80's.
tl_tub
14th May 2007, 16:04
Was it consensual? :)
Patrick
14th May 2007, 16:41
Yep... we all wanted to watch it...
its pretty pathetic really in this pc age i bet he wants to say 'so what fuck off" but isnt allowed to
Ronin
14th May 2007, 17:31
Which came first? The chicken or the Cop?
What?
14th May 2007, 17:35
He wanted chicken, but the chef said it was fucked.
Skyryder
14th May 2007, 17:38
its pretty pathetic really in this pc age i bet he wants to say 'so what fuck off" but isnt allowed to
Yea I agree JJ. OK to get a tuck and cut but to watch a porn movie is a big no no. Like it's not as if he was on duty etc.
Skyryder
Skyryder
14th May 2007, 17:41
He wanted chicken, but the chef said it was fucked.
Oh I thought he said 'plucked' and Broad was fucked.
Skyryder.
Skyryder
14th May 2007, 17:46
I've been trying to fit a Green's joke in here somewhere but sauce for the gander does not seem to go with the menu.
Skyryder
Ronin
14th May 2007, 18:06
I've been trying to fit a Green's joke in here somewhere but sauce for the gander does not seem to go with the menu.
Skyryder
Was it organic or battery?
the chicken may have stalled and the guy was trying to jump start it
Patrick
14th May 2007, 19:27
The chicken was "hot" and wanted to be layed...
I've never seen it but I assume it was "Animal farm" it's a pretty infamous movie that first appeared around that timeframe.
oldrider
14th May 2007, 22:00
All this shit will only stop when they get a "female" commissioner of police, unless the government gets changed first! :yes:
So you think I am off the planet? Wait and see! :dodge: John.
Mully
14th May 2007, 22:08
not chicken i bet
Possibly chicken. But probably not with gravy.......
Laava
14th May 2007, 22:11
Book book book BOOKGARK! Oh yeah! Take that you dirty little bit of fluff!:sick:
Virago
14th May 2007, 23:11
Book book book BOOKGARK! Oh yeah! Take that you dirty little bit of fluff!:sick:
Ooooh, I love it when you talk dirty.........
Virago
14th May 2007, 23:28
The big question has to be - is Howard a leg or breast man?
Forest
15th May 2007, 02:29
How does the old joke go?
Erotic = tickling your partner with a single feather
Kinky = having sex with the chicken
Depraved = cooking the chicken and serving it for dinner
Patrick
15th May 2007, 09:09
All this shit will only stop when they get a "female" commissioner of police, unless the government gets changed first! :yes:
So you think I am off the planet? Wait and see! :dodge: John.
So a female Commissioner is going to stop males looking at stick movies??? R18 or R 16??? PGR perhaps??? What about that Happy Feet movie... there was a penguin that got "paid" for advice by having many girlfriends... Oh my god... where will it end...???!!!
oldrider
15th May 2007, 13:24
So a female Commissioner is going to stop males looking at stick movies??? R18 or R 16??? PGR perhaps??? What about that Happy Feet movie... there was a penguin that got "paid" for advice by having many girlfriends... Oh my god... where will it end...???!!!
You miss read me if you think I am in favour of a female commissioner for the sake of it.
If a female applicant is the best person for the job then fair enough but this government has an agenda to place as many females into power positions come hell or high water.
The attacks on male officers will continue until there is a "female" appointed to the commissioners position, or the government is changed.
Just note how female commanders are being pushed forward on the TV news to answer topical questions.
It won't be long, in my opinion, we will have a woman as Commissioner of police in New Zealand whether she is any good or not, the sisterhood are a determined bunch.
Probably too late to rely on a change of government, John Key is looking more and more like a carbon copy of Clark every day!
Hobson's choice? :shit: John.
All this talk of a female commisioner ended up causing me a mental of image of howard broad in drag..
...mein eyes, mein eyes.....
Hitcher
15th May 2007, 14:40
It's not just a male/female thing in the case of the Police, but the whole sworn/non-sworn thing too. A question to be answered is does the Commissioner of Police need to be a sworn career officer? There are elements of The Peter Principle afoot here.
Patrick
16th May 2007, 00:01
The 2 I/C is a female... Lynn PROVOST, a public sector worker with no Police experience.
Not sure what the Peter Principle is there, Hitch... but I believe the boss should be a sworn cop... who knows what it is like out there in the front lines.
The 2 I/C is a female... Lynn PROVOST, a public sector worker with no Police experience.
Not sure what the Peter Principle is there, Hitch... but I believe the boss should be a sworn cop... who knows what it is like out there in the front lines.
yea the boss should know where all the good doughnut shops are:dodge:
Hitcher
16th May 2007, 09:09
The Peter Principle, simply put, is that people are promoted until they reach their level of incompetence.
It is commonly demonstrated in hierarchical organisations where people are promoted up some sort of career "ladder", often without any training or demonstrated competance necessary to go to the next rung. The next rung usually comes with greater authority and commensurate reward.
Organisations such as the Police, media, education, IT, and the public service generally are notoriously bad at this. Just because somebody is good at nicking crims or teaching kids, doesn't necessarily mean that they will be a competent manager, apart from the odd exception that further fuels this practice.
Pixie
16th May 2007, 11:45
The Peter Principle, simply put, is that people are promoted until they reach their level of incompetence.
It is commonly demonstrated in hierarchical organisations where people are promoted up some sort of career "ladder", often without any training or demonstrated competance necessary to go to the next rung. The next rung usually comes with greater authority and commensurate reward.
Organisations such as the Police, media, education, IT, and the public service generally are notoriously bad at this. Just because somebody is good at nicking crims or teaching kids, doesn't necessarily mean that they will be a competent manager, apart from the odd exception that further fuels this practice.
Sometimes it is the result of management not wanting to lose their competent staff and therefore they promote the useless ones
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