What's the most annoying habit?

[Big Dan]

Whats the most annoying habit a co-worker, friend, partner has and why is it annoying

[skidMark]

i don't have any friends so what would i know?

i don't have a job....

and sure as hell don't have a partner.:bye:

[Ronin]

Ohhhhhhh, that would be the BO of my workmate. First thing in the morning, he's rank. At the end of a summer day I just keep up wind. There is a can of under arm I use for the office after he has been in there.

[gijoe1313]

When you're with a mate who always elbows you in the arm to get your attention ... either in a car, in a movie or when you're not looking at them.

I then warn them once. Just once. Don't do that please.

If they persist in doing it :oi-grr:

I thump their arm once with my elbow just under the amount to avoid breaking it :nono:

[cowpoos]

i don't have any friends so what would i know?

i don't have a job....

and sure as hell don't have a partner.:bye:
got some really fucking annoying habbits then eh?

[peasea]

Whats the most annoying habit a co-worker, friend, partner has and why is it annoying

My partner rarely annoys me and when she does it's very minor and soon forgotten. I love her for so many reasons...HOWEVER!!!!

I work with an idiot.

He creeps up on you while you're concentrating and yells "Hey" and continues with some lame information.

He'll be walking toward you and do a quick-step left and right so you don't know which way he's going. Bloody annoying.

He'll take any opportunity to make casual conversation with a female a sexual inuendo.

He'll do the tiniest task connected to what I've just done and take the credit for the whole job.

etc etc

So, what's a life sentence worth these days?

[Mom]

The arsehole workmate that sneaks up on you when you are deeply engrossed in something and claps his hands behind you!!!!!!!!!! Mind you it really ticks me off when he farts!!!!!!!!:sick:

[Squeak the Rat]

My flatmate doesn't replace the duct tape when he's uses the last of it.....

[MotoGirl]

I hear my worst habit is my inability to finish a sentence. I thought my hubby was full of shit until someone else told me off for the same thing!

I get annoyed when a certain someone changes the TV channel 20 times within the four minute ad break :angry:

[Curious_AJ]

my brother is REALLY annoying while he sits on his computer reading he-man forums everyday (and he's 22!!!) because he has no job and no life.... he reads ALOUD to himself... it PISSES ME OFF!! seriously.. theres nothig worse when you're doing an assignment on one of thr other pcs in the room (we have 4 in the same room) and he INSISTS on reading aloud to himself like a 5 year old.... GAH!!!

[pete376403]

A sniffer - when the office is a bit quiet and we're all concentrating on working (or surfing kiwibiker) and there's this loud "SNIIIIIFFFF" from the next workstation. And not just once - it's every few minutes. Pointless mentioning it to the person - he just keeps right on doing it. I usually try find some excuse to be out of the office when this guy is in.

[The Pastor]

A sniffer - when the office is a bit quiet and we're all concentrating on working (or surfing kiwibiker) and there's this loud "SNIIIIIFFFF" from the next workstation. And not just once - it's every few minutes. Pointless mentioning it to the person - he just keeps right on doing it. I usually try find some excuse to be out of the office when this guy is in.

I had the exact same thing at my old workplace, nothing you can do! exept give him tissues all the time.

[Curious_AJ]

thats horrible in an exam... however, sometimes when youre the person that has the problem of a runny nose and no tissues.... it sucks... i have oft have to use my maths book for such dramas...

[Oakie]

A sniffer - when the office is a bit quiet and we're all concentrating on working (or surfing kiwibiker) and there's this loud "SNIIIIIFFFF" from the next workstation. And not just once - it's every few minutes.

Had a similar one at my old work except the noise didn't come from his nose ... it came from his throat. Sort of like trying to clear his throat but it sounded more like a cat coughing up a furr-ball. Seriously! It happened about every 15 minutes.

[Big Dan]

got some really fucking annoying habbits then eh?

are you reading my mind again poos

here can you read this :yes:

[NotaGoth]

The guy at work who is constantly elbowing me in the tit..

Dan, cause he grits his teeth in his sleep.. I don't mean a little.. I mean he grits them that bad its to the point they start squeeking VERY loudly and I wake up... Wake him up so he'll stop.. Just start dozing off and he starts doing it again... Unknown reason as to why he does it.. But his teeth are damaged..

[Virago]

Women who keep leaving the toilet seat down......:whistle:

[Curious_AJ]

men who keep leaving the toilet seat up!

[Big Dan]

men who keep leaving the toilet seat up!

fair call AJ i use a rule that i picked up when i was dairy farming

Always leave things as your left them

[NotaGoth]

fair call AJ i use a rule that i picked up when i was dairy farming

Always leave things as your left them

As you found them... Rule applies to gates etc etc.. Something most people who have been brought up in the sticks will understand..

[Big Dan]

As you found them... Rule applies to gates etc etc.. Something most people who have been brought up in the sticks will understand..

yeah thanks for the correction i indeed meant as you found them

sorry for any confusion all

[NotaGoth]

yeah thanks for the correction i indeed meant as you found them

sorry for any confusion all

No confusion... Many would have understood what you were trying to get across.. ;)

[Laava]

[QUOTE=XxKiTtiExX;1054165]The guy at work who is constantly elbowing me in the tit..

I remember seeing a movie ages ago where 'elbow-tittin' was a sport among the young-uns walking past the babes. Now back to the topic.

[skidMark]

Had a similar one at my old work except the noise didn't come from his nose ... it came from his throat. Sort of like trying to clear his throat but it sounded more like a cat coughing up a furr-ball. Seriously! It happened about every 15 minutes.




haaaaa hhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh haaa hhhh hhhhaccckkkkk hacck hackkk



like that ?

[Big Dan]

past flatmates have always had habit of leaving the shower head in to down position him been a short arse and not putting it back same as the whole toilet seat thing

[skidMark]

The guy at work who is constantly elbowing me in the tit..



maybe he has a thing for you kittie? seriously

[NotaGoth]

maybe he has a thing for you kittie? seriously


He must be blind and dumb..

Its ok as pay back I sprayed him in the face with glass cleaner..... (definately blind now)

[cowpoos]

men who keep leaving the toilet seat up!

yeah...pisses me off how chicks always leave them down!!







funni story though...the other day I was in a house in which only two gals live...no guys...there had been no other guy there that day...and I went for a pee...walked into the toilet and the seat was up...odd...very odd!! almost sinister!!

[cowpoos]

He must be blind and dumb..

Its ok as pay back I sprayed him in the face with glass cleaner..... (definately blind now)
I though we had a disscuasion about being mean to dumb men??

[NotaGoth]

Why can't people wait til the showers not running!!?

[Big Dan]

yeah...pisses me off how chicks always leave them down!!







funni story though...the other day I was in a house in which only two gals live...no guys...there had been no other guy there that day...and I went for a pee...walked into the toilet and the seat was up...odd...very odd!! almost sinister!!

now poosy take it easy on the females they have to deal with alot more than us males

[NotaGoth]

I though we had a disscuasion about being mean to dumb men??


Fine I'll stop picking on you, no need to cry in yah coffee lovey

[Big Dan]

Fine I'll stop picking on you, no need to cry in yah coffee lovey

ok thats cool i'll taking over picking on him i rather enjoy it

[skidMark]

Why can't people wait til the showers not running!!?

lol your life is full of dramas aint it luv?

and that wasn't very nice...at least his eyes are squeaky clean now

[NotaGoth]

lol your life is full of dramas aint it luv?

and that wasn't very nice...at least his eyes are squeaky clean now

I had to change the original post... LOL

I'm not a nice person.. But maybe he might get the hint to be more careful as to where his elbow ends up..

[cowpoos]

Fine I'll stop picking on you, no need to cry in yah coffee lovey
I wish I could cry in my coffee...my coffee bitch is on strike!!

[cowpoos]

now poosy take it easy on the females they have to deal with alot more than us males
the last person to call me Poosy was a chick....are you hiding something dan?

[Curious_AJ]

i had a friend who kept doing that during shoving wars... i think i asked for it haha... but MAN does an elbow in the tit hurt!

[slowpoke]

Bloody hell where to start?!

A couple that spring to mind: when I have to share a room offshore and I can hear the bloke I'm sharing with hoiking up big lung oysters or snorting up snot balls in the shower and I know I've got to go and stand in the same shower after they've finished.

Or guys who repeatedly fart in the accomodation or switchroom airlocks, yeah yeah it was funny the first half dozen times but thirty eye bursting, tongue scraping times later and all you want to do is plot a suitable industrial accident for the perpetrator.

[Big Dan]

the last person to call me Poosy was a chick....are you hiding something dan?

i'm not hiding anything would you like me to be hiding something the poo one

[Indiana_Jones]

Colapop ringing me up at work lol

-Indy

[cowpoos]

the poo one
the Poo one???? don't you start chanting dude!!! I had a dream once....fucked me up for years....had all the smurfs chanting my frickin name!!

[cowpoos]

Bloody hell where to start?!

A couple that spring to mind: when I have to share a room offshore and I can hear the bloke I'm sharing with hoiking up big lung oysters or snorting up snot balls in the shower and I know I've got to go and stand in the same shower after they've finished.

Or guys who repeatedly fart in the accomodation or switchroom airlocks, yeah yeah it was funny the first half dozen times but thirty eye bursting, tongue scraping times later and all you want to do is plot a suitable industrial accident for the perpetrator.
so your in the navy? what else do your work mates do to you thats mean?

[Big Dan]

the Poo one???? don't you start chanting dude!!! I had a dream once....fucked me up for years....had all the smurfs chanting my frickin name!!

aww now you make it so tempting to start chanting

poo one poo one

sorry couldn't resist dude

[Sidewinder]

Whats the most annoying habit a co-worker, friend, partner has and why is it annoying

nope people that think cars and harleys that think there cool

[Big Dan]

nope people that think cars and harleys that think there cool

does this make sense i couldn't understand it

[cowpoos]

does this make sense i couldn't understand it
dog biscut flavored tent pegs!!!! silly!!!

[Big Dan]

dog biscut flavored tent pegs!!!! silly!!!

ahh i see the light now

[Sidewinder]

does this make sense i couldn't understand it

does go to school and learn how to read make sense noob:motu:

[NotaGoth]

does this make sense i couldn't understand it


I couldn't understand it either.. I guess you and I both need to go back to school :shutup:

[Sidewinder]

I couldn't understand it either.. I guess you and I both need to go back to school :shutup:

can you be my teacher then miss. spankme

[Curious_AJ]

woah... okay... i jumped to the last page from where i left of... how did it get to this???? LOL!

[Big Dan]

I couldn't understand it either.. I guess you and I both need to go back to school :shutup:

its ok i dont care what over achievers think and as for their noob comment everyone is new at something so sidewinder or who ever you are get over yourself

[carver]

its ok i dont care what over achievers think and as for their noob comment everyone is new at something so sidewinder or who ever you are get over yourself

he told me he couldn't get over your mum, so he had to go around! :dodge:

[skidMark]

woah... okay... i jumped to the last page from where i left of... how did it get to this???? LOL!


you took a wrong turn at alberkerquie bugs bunny

[Black Bandit]

I get annoyed when a certain someone changes the TV channel 20 times within the four minute ad break :angry:

mwahahahaha ... I do that too. For those with extremely weak will power, during ad breaks you need to switch rapidly between channels to avoid being brainwashed into buying all the useless shit in places like the Warehouse. It's just a defence mechanism.:shutup: It's only the ad break - what's the problem?

[Big Dan]

he told me he couldn't get over your mum, so he had to go around! :dodge:

well he does have to go far to gets rolls his mother has enough to feed aferica

[Sidewinder]

well he does have to go far to gets rolls his mother has enough to feed aferica

nah she has cream bun, way nicer

[Big Dan]

nah she has cream bun, way nicer

wow we agree on something

[MotoGirl]

It's only the ad break - what's the problem?

Changing the channel 20 times in 4 minutes means you'd have to flick it over every 12 seconds. So what's the problem with this? Well, not all channels have ads at the same time and I only ever get to watch 12 seconds of a program before it changes again. But it gets worse - when he flicks to another channel, he watches C4 and exposes us to black men singing hip hop!

[Dave Lobster]

he watches C4 and exposes us to black men singing hip hop!


That's chanting, not singing!!



I remember seeing a movie ages ago where 'elbow-tittin' was a sport among the young-uns walking past the babes. Now back to the topic.

Its called tit cricket.

[MotoGirl]

That's chanting, not singing!!
Whatever it is, I hate it. I wonder get why he inflicts it upon us when neither of us like that kind of music? It would be like two atheists watching a church-related program on a Sunday morning...

[Beemer]

Had a similar one at my old work except the noise didn't come from his nose ... it came from his throat. Sort of like trying to clear his throat but it sounded more like a cat coughing up a furr-ball. Seriously! It happened about every 15 minutes.

Same here! I worked on a newspaper and the features writer sounded like he was dying all the time. He didn't smoke but it sounded like he had a 40-a-day habit and was coughing up big globs of phlegm all the time. It used to make me sick!

I also hate sniffers, but I think the thing that annoys me the most when I am out and about would be people who don't lift their feet when walking so all you hear is the sound of their jandals or ugg boots or whatever scuffing along the footpath! I feel like yelling "lift your bloody feet!"

And smokers at outdoor events - we always manage to end up near smokers and often there is nowhere to move away from them.

[sisterecho]

I wish I could cry in my coffee...my coffee bitch is on strike!!

Jeez Poos, you still going on about that? :rolleyes:

[Big Dan]

alright someone here gave me neg rep who has the balls to fess up you did this at midnight

[Sidewinder]

alright someone here gave me neg rep who has the balls to fess up you did this at midnight

Herd it could of been carver or zeroindex

[Dave Lobster]

I think the thing that annoys me the most when I am out and about would be people who don't lift their feet when walking so all you hear is the sound of their jandals or ugg boots or whatever scuffing along the footpath! I feel like yelling "lift your bloody feet!"


Snap. I used to get a cuff round the ear for not picking my feet up as a child. Apart from laziness, there's no excuse!!

[ManDownUnder]

"Managing my expectations"

Software Development Manager fails to perform - keeping our SW current and compatible with the Operating Systems etc it is suppsed to run on.

Or (just today) explainming to me at length why the Dell laptop I bought is so hard to configure with XP, it's a risk and will take a ton of configuring prior to me spending time out of the office as of Friday.

Lots of words - lots of explanation... too much in fact. He breaks the cardinal rule of lying. Keep your answers short and simple. The attempt to cover it up is obvious - too much justification.

The other problem he has is my Sys Admin background. While I'd be a right menace at it now (7 years since really hitting a UNIX keyboard) I'm still able to work out that chopping up a 160GB HD into 5 pieces, installing XP, Office, and VPN and testing it all should not take the 8 working days it has thus far. Considering the guy doing it has very little else on his plate (yes... I checked)... WTF?

So today I'm in a bad mod anyway, and the Dev Manager pipes up and says "oh it can't be done for these 5 reasons... bcc's the CEO on it and expects me to sit and wait nicely...

The poor sod just painted a target on his back, and asked me to fetch me shootin' stick.

[peasea]

nope people that think cars and harleys that think there cool

You can't even string a sentence together and you're making yourself look like a right twat. Go and take a few deep breaths.

[peasea]

does go to school and learn how to read make sense noob:motu:

Obviously not to you, your spelling and grammar ar atrocious. (Go look it up....)

[NighthawkNZ]

I am obviously not annoying enough I have only ever had one red rep... what gives :scratch:

[Big Dan]

mmm i smell chicken

[kro]

The production and funding of Shortland str.

[Hitcher]

Most annoying habit? Probably a toss-up from the following:

1. People who think they're still in LOTPIHGAD when "contributing" to other threads.

2. Sin-binned KB addicts who go to unimaginable lengths to get back into the gargre just to piss people off.

3. Endless mindless video clips recycled from other web sites. I have this brilliant idea of creating a site especially for this. I think I'll call it "Youtube.com." Maybe it will even catch on...

Oh, hang on, this is probably one of those "self-awareness" posts where one gets to guess what others perceive as one's most annoying habit. How's this then?

1. Moaning about the illiterate.

[kro]

1. People who think they're still in LOTPIHGAD when "contributing" to other threads.

What does LOTPIHGAD mean dude?.

[Hitcher]

What does LOTPIHGAD mean dude?.

Goodness. That would be the "Last one to post in here gets a dollar" thread.

And that dollar shall be mine. Bwahahahahahaha!

[kro]

Ahh, roger that.

[Colapop]

Most annoying habit? I have co-worker who continues to breathe. Fuck that's annoying...

[Big Dan]

Most annoying habit? I have co-worker who continues to breathe. Fuck that's annoying...

simple tell him/her to hold there breath

[Colapop]

I'd prefer to help him... maybe put my foot on his throat... apparently that's not polite office protocol.. :innocent:

[Big Dan]

I'd prefer to help him... maybe put my foot on his throat... apparently that's not polite office protocol.. :innocent:

then switch to secondary protocol

[Colapop]

Tearing off one of his arms and beating him with the soggy end?

[Curious_AJ]

omg... yeah, people breathing pisses me off.. col, can you give someone a "special" hug for me?? :love:

[Big Dan]

Tearing off one of his arms and beating him with the soggy end?

not what i had in mind but that would work - just dont let the hand clench around you while your ripping it off

not pretty

[Colapop]

omg... yeah, people breathing pisses me off.. col, can you give someone a "special" hug for me?? :love:
I save my 'special' hugs for the gilrs

not what i had in mind but that would work - just dont let the hand clench around you while your ripping it off
not pretty
He'll find it hard to get a grip... he needs to now and he can't...

[Big Dan]

I save my 'special' hugs for the gilrs

He'll find it hard to get a grip... he needs to now and he can't...

so when is this taking place and where can i book a seat in front row

[Colapop]

It won't. I have been reprimanded for "being intimidatory" so I have to behave.... Grrrr..

[Big Dan]

It won't. I have been reprimanded for "being intimidatory" so I have to behave.... Grrrr..

spoiler

(10 Chars)

[Colapop]

Tell my boss that!

[Big Dan]

Tell my boss that!

whats his number i'll sort him out for you and try for a payrise at the same time

[Drew]

Most annoying thing my business partner does... tends not to be as fussy as me with our work. His is still good, but it aint perfect, and I'm very proud of the work I do.

Most annoying thing a friend does... cowpoos just being himself:Pokey:

[Colapop]

whats his number i'll sort him out for you and try for a payrise at the same time
PAYRISE???!!!?? HA!

[Big Dan]

Most annoying thing my business partner does... tends not to be as fussy as me with our work. His is still good, but it aint perfect, and I'm very proud of the work I do.

Most annoying thing a friend does... cowpoos just being himself:Pokey:

Hi Drew would you be the drew i know from wellington when i was living in the nui with Loosebruce

[Big Dan]

PAYRISE???!!!?? HA!

always a man to lend a hand

[Drew]

Hi Drew would you be the drew i know from wellington when i was living in the nui with Loosebruce

Well holy shit! Yes I would be, small world, and yes you are BIG Dan, lol.

[Big Dan]

Well holy shit! Yes I would be, small world, and yes you are BIG Dan, lol.

well how the hell have you been hope your trip was good back down

[Colapop]

always a man to lend a hand
Umm yeah this being KB and all... The_Dover, Cowpoos, Maurice... a man lending a hand ... has... connotations...

[Colapop]

Well holy shit! Yes I would be, small world, and yes you are BIG Dan, lol.
How big? Like me? Or bigger?

[Curious_AJ]

I save my 'special' hugs for the gilrs


don't worry... its a girl im getting you to "hug" lol...

[Big Dan]

How big? Like me? Or bigger?

think 6 feet 2 145kgs

[Colapop]

Heavier... not taller...

6'4" 115kgs

[Drew]

Heavier... not taller...

6'4" 115kgs
Better lookin tho, but that's not realy saying much:D

[Big Dan]

Heavier... not taller...

6'4" 115kgs

i've just got a big belly thats all and also a huge head that i have trouble finding big enough helmets for

[Big Dan]

Better lookin tho, but that's not realy saying much:D

well yeah i must say i look prtty good

[Drew]

Not exactly what I said, but ok

[Colapop]

The proof is from the ladies...

[Big Dan]

The proof is from the ladies...

well i do have tem lining up

[Drew]

Perhaps, someone should add the annoying habbit, as...
people steeling threads.

[Big Dan]

Perhaps, someone should add the annoying habbit, as...
people steeling threads.

whos steeling

[BuFfY]

Anoying habit?
My flat mate has like a million, they are simple things to which makes it worse!
Like turning off the outside light when she gets home, locking the house when she gets home, not putting the milk/butter/sugar etc away, flooding the bathroom, parking in the middle of the carport so I can't get in or cam can't...
Yeah the list is rather never ending!!