dasser
14th May 2007, 09:05
Towards the end of the Sunday service, the priest asked,
"How many of you are willing to forgive your enemies?" :yes:
80% held up their hands. The priest then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly Lady.
"Mrs Jones?" "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs Jones, that is very unusual. :gob: How old are you?
"Ninety eight." she replied.
"Oh, Mrs Jones, would you please come down to the front
and tell us all how a person can live ninety eight years and not
have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,
faced the congregation and said:
"I out-lived the bitches." :yes:
"How many of you are willing to forgive your enemies?" :yes:
80% held up their hands. The priest then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly Lady.
"Mrs Jones?" "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs Jones, that is very unusual. :gob: How old are you?
"Ninety eight." she replied.
"Oh, Mrs Jones, would you please come down to the front
and tell us all how a person can live ninety eight years and not
have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,
faced the congregation and said:
"I out-lived the bitches." :yes: