The Dover...Caption comp

[cowpoos]

All rightie kiddies...funnest caption gets the bling....or even the funnest pisstake... :yes:

[Smorg]

Does that photo even need the piss taking out of it.........Im sure its got that covered itself.

[WRT]

Is that Dover's Jeremy Clarkson impersonation?

[Maha]

Does that photo even need the piss taking out of it.........Im sure its got that covered itself.

Even i will bling you for that Smorg...whos knows, you may get more...!

[Sniper]

Thats not nice, picking on the sin bin hippies.

[ManDownUnder]

Dover wanted to find the shortest route home from work and followed Dan's instructions to the letter.

...2 days later...

[Scouse]

All rightie kiddies...funnest caption gets the bling....or even the funnest pisstake... :yes:My caption is "does this make me look like a nonce"

[The Pastor]

"I like hondas" - The dover.

[cowpoos]

Thats not nice, picking on the sin bin hippies.
couldn't come up with anything hmm??? still had to post though didn't ya ;)

[cowpoos]

Nice one you fat cunt.

If you were any funnier someone might give you a proper fuckin job.
whats this I'm never coming on kb again shit...didn't take ya very long to show up!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........

[cowpoos]

"I like hondas" - The dover.
I like that one......hmm

[Steam]

Is that really the Dover himself? I thought he was older. And uglier. Kinda like the out-of-control guy in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

[mynameis]

Heeey look at me, my nipples are pierced and I am suffering from constipation driving this Honda boat ! Uuuh oops maybe cowpoos is shoving something up my ass but it feels good !

[Maha]

Is that really the Dover himself?

He looks Korean in that pic aye?.... ya wanna see him when he stands up! he has the legs of a Shetland pony...Weird!....:shit:

[cowpoos]

Heeey look at me, my nipples are pierced and I am suffering from constipation driving this Honda boat ! Uuuh oops maybe cowpoos is shoving something up my ass but it feels good !
this is a caption comp....not a comp about what is ACTUALLY happening!

[Sniper]

couldn't come up with anything hmm??? still had to post though didn't ya ;)

Hey, that was actually a 2 part post.

First was the mentioning it wasnt nice to pick on sinned binned folk. And that Dover looks like a hippy...... (Not really, but m grasping at straws)

[Scouse]

Heeey look at me, my nipples are pierced and I am suffering from constipation driving this Honda boat ! Uuuh oops maybe cowpoos is shoving something up my ass but it feels good !Your one sick fucker if you looked that close to notice his nipple peircings

[Swoop]

I'll get past those dastardly Mod's yet! By using this boat instead of a bike, THAT will fool them!!!

[mynameis]

Your one sick fucker if you looked that close to notice his nipple peircings

Hahaha lolz took someone a while eh :bleh:

[MisterD]

So whaddya think? Does the piercing draw attention away from my ugly boat?

[inlinefour]

All rightie kiddies...funnest caption gets the bling....or even the funnest pisstake... :yes:

As the fattest of all fat bastards cranked the BHP to warp 8.3 in his newly aquired Bugatti (VW powered) altered amphibious(sp) machine the shear power caused his man breast piercing to viabrate and recieve Radio Hauraki, which until this time dah_doveeer had never heard and he finally started to reassess his life time plan. To the point that he wondered if the Fireblade was the totally aweome beast that inlinefarked had mentioned instead of the great GSXR. However dah_dover also had the thought that just maybe inlinefarked was indeed also as full of shyte as himself...:whocares:

[WRT]

Is that really the Dover himself? I thought he was older. And uglier. Kinda like the out-of-control guy in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

We can't stop here - this is bat territory!

[Matt Bleck]

"timmay!!!!"

[_Gina_]

*Oh my god, Finn's gonna blow all over my face.......*

[Swoop]

I like the gxsr/boat. It means I can't bin it in a corner like all the others.

[BarBender]

"Hows the serenity?...So much serenity."

[peasea]

All rightie kiddies...funnest caption gets the bling....or even the funnest pisstake... :yes:

"Heeeey! With tits like these I don't need a penis!"

[Mom]

I'm too sexy for my bike, so I swapped it for this piece of shit.........I am the man!

[peanuteater]

Marry me babe-you wont get a better offer !!

[bert_is_evil]

I can't think of a caption, but eww

[peasea]

Heeey look at me, my nipples are pierced and I am suffering from constipation driving this Honda boat ! Uuuh oops maybe cowpoos is shoving something up my ass but it feels good !

Was it a Moro bar? I have that pic somewhere, oh here it is!

[more_fasterer]

"Look what GAAAWWD did to us man!!!"

[RT527]

One more go then its my turn on the skis with the rope attached to my nipple rings

[Disco Dan]

"The hamster man, from Amsterdam"

[Kittyhawk]

Im suckin the beer gut in, so come on guys suck my nipples.

[The Stranger]

Fetch me another cabin boy.

I split the last one in two.

[Coyote]

Fuck, is that really him?!

[Mr. Peanut]

You're all a bunch of cunts.

[Macktheknife]

"Quick hit the afterfarter, we can still catch up to the bikes"

[Trudes]

"Yeah bra, you got et, the Blond is $100 for the hour, the red head is $150, and the brunette is only $50". ( With ciggie clenched between teeth)

[Swoop]

WOOOOHOOOO!!! Goin' fishin'!!! Fuc*en glad I called the boss and said I'm sick today... Bloody homo will never know!

[TS99]

"Huh, whaddya mean... this is my good side!"

[nodrog]

he looks like magnum PI, without the moustache! does that make Finn higgins?

and its good to see you been working out benny boy.

[Laava]

"Fuck Scott Watson! I aint handing myself in!"

[skelstar]

Dover: pays to look at him through a rose-tinted windsheild.

[TS99]

"Nipple ring, butt plug, obliging gimp dwarf... but i feel like i need something else...."

[spudchucka]

Dover auditions for Howard's next home movie night, where's that chicken????

[slowpoke]

I have got to get me some of that action!

[Brett]

'Argh matey, I be Dover, crosser of English Channels with only my pierced nipples as a compass'

[JayRacer37]

"ohhh!! So THATS where you left the gixxer keys last night Poos...
Now what the fuck are we doing on this bloody boat??"

[Grahameeboy]

"Like my nipples Gayboy, wanna suck em...if ya lucky Gayboy, I'll show you my third nipple"

[boomer]

Look Ma... I'm stoned !



Look ma no hands
Look ma aint life grand
Im a super power, Im a handy man
Didnt I turn out, didnt I turn out to be
Everything you wanted ma
Aint you proud of me

It takes a silver tongue
To have the midas touch
Not your alchemist
Making gold from rust

Been down in roswell
When the martians came
I sailed to mandeville
Across lake pontchartrain

[Grahameeboy]

"Boomer, your words are shorter than my penis"

[SwanTiger]

"the dover: mid-life crisis 2007"

[boomer]

"Boomer, your words are shorter than my penis"

trust you to think about his cock.. ya turd burglar:mellow:

[Disco Dan]

Now... which ones butthead? :dodge:

[kiwifruit]

All rightie kiddies...funnest caption gets the bling....or even the funnest pisstake... :yes:

sexy time, HIGH FIVE!

[Bass]

Dover finally realised the boat went faster if he untied the trailer from underneath.

[u4ea]

If I said you had a beautiful body Poos would you hold it against me.......

[ZeroIndex]

Hey, that's Dover on Winja's boat... that boat is cool... :)

[CM2005]

First Pic "hey mate, can you hear banjoes?"

Second Pic "OOOHH, Look at the size of him!"

Third Pic #1 "This shit reminds me of Nam"

Third Pic #2 "Hey, you remember Apocalypse now? Yeah, do ya reckon i look like Charlie sheene?"


:done:

[iwilde]

"I'm to sexy for my shirt"

[limbimtimwim]

"Hey limmybimmy, I can rev this past half way"

[Kittyhawk]

Im off to go rescue the navy boys!

[inlinefour]

You're all a bunch of cunts.

We feel the same about bro...:shit:

[skidMark]

ok since i am getting beating credits for this

and i must do this or well i get a beating lol

posting on behalf of the dover

<DIR>hey, tell those fuckin KB losers from The_Dover

<DIR>that they can all lick my fuckin balls
</DIR></DIR>

[CM2005]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[avgas]

tug..................................

[_Gina_]

<DIR>hey, tell those fuckin KB losers from The_Dover


<DIR>that they can all lick my fuckin balls

</DIR></DIR>

Mmmmmmm, Dovers Balls..........:drool:

[skidMark]

can somebody please pay the ransom?

to my bank account?

$50,000 should do it?

[Kittyhawk]

ok since i am getting beating credits for this

and i must do this or well i get a beating lol

posting on behalf of the dover


<DIR>hey, tell those fuckin KB losers from The_Dover


<DIR>that they can all lick my fuckin balls

</DIR></DIR>

Haha message back to Dover..."only if youre shaved honey"

[Disco Dan]

ok since i am getting beating credits for this

and i must do this or well i get a beating lol

posting on behalf of the dover

<DIR>hey, tell those fuckin KB losers from The_Dover

<DIR>that they can all lick my fuckin balls
</DIR></DIR>

Salty Chocolate Balls?

[iwilde]

Salty Chocolate Balls?

? Where did that information come from? :sick:

[Maha]

<DIR>that they can all lick my fuckin balls
</DIR></DIR>[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]


Problem number 1....To make such an offer, i would have thought you need a pair for the said licking to take place?...

[BigG]

Bin Lardin with his beard shaved off!

[inlinefour]

ok since i am getting beating credits for this

and i must do this or well i get a beating lol

posting on behalf of the dover

<DIR>hey, tell those fuckin KB losers from The_Dover

<DIR>that they can all lick my fuckin balls
</DIR></DIR>

Tell dover that he can kiss my arse on bowel day first...:sick:

[boomer]

nah nah nah naaaaah nah!! dovers sin binned... :rofl: :rofl:

[]kicks him whilst hes down[/]

[R6_kid]

in the words of boomer while at some bar in taupo

"he looks like gareth"

[inlinefour]

in the words of boomer while at some bar in taupo

"he looks like gareth"

I heard that it was at the hotel the next morning...:gob:

[terbang]

Where is The_Dover anyway? He's not in the sin bin and a search turns up blank..!

[Guitana]

nice boat but hey what a great rack!!!!!!!!!

[0arbreaka]

The Dover: We're goin to Bonnie doon, we're going to bonnie doon, we're goin to bonnie doon...