Bored Board ????

[Mr Merde]

Where have all the contraversual characters from this board gone. I havent found a thread that grabs my attention and keeps me enthralled as some have over the past.

I know we all have our own interests outside of biking and we all like to talk about them but there seems to be a very distinct lack of in depth biking talk on this site.

Maybe its the weather, the season etc. Maybe it is the lack of participation by those more colourful members.

Where is Mr III, Dover, Boomer, etc.

Someone who is not afraid to get vocal. someone who has strong opinions and is not backwards at comming forward.

I need a thread to keep the boredom factor at bay.

Rant over.

Mr :shit:

[Dave Lobster]

Aren't all the colourful characters in the sin bin for making people laugh?

[Skyryder]

Yep not the board it use to be. Too many rules. Too many mods. And just watch this go into the PD thread.

Skyryder

[Disco Dan]

:zzzz: :zzzz: another 'mod basher' thread? :zzzz: :zzzz:

make your own entertainment... dont sit there waiting for others.

..go wind someone up, or pull someones hair.

[skelstar]

I agree it is a bit boring but not sure its got anything to do with the sin_bin'ers or the mods etc.

Please don't let this be another mod-bashing thread...thats getting pretty boring.

[Mr Merde]

I dont want to bash the mods.

They have their job to do.

All I want is for someone to breathe life back into the threads.

They seem to have tamed down lately and personally I havent found one that grabs my attention and holds it for longer than the attention spell of your average goldfish.

I love a good discussion and there hasnt really been one here for weeks.

If this makes the PD file then so be it. At least I have made my views public.


Mr :shit:

[onearmedbandit]

Yep not the board it use to be. Too many rules. Too many mods. And just watch this go into the PD thread.

Skyryder

:zzzz: :zzzz: :zzzz: :zzzz: :zzzz: :zzzz:

[Macktheknife]

I dont want to bash the mods.

They have their job to do.
All I want is for someone to breathe life back into the threads.
They seem to have tamed down lately and personally I havent found one that grabs my attention and holds it for longer than the attention spell of your average goldfish.
I love a good discussion and there hasnt really been one here for weeks.
If this makes the PD file then so be it. At least I have made my views public.
Mr :shit:

Jeezus is that the best you have got?
you ferkin lame-arse! If that is all the contribution you can make you don't bloody deserve to be 'entertained' by other peoples wit, class and style!
Maybe you need a personality transplant.

[Kendog]

Bored people are boring.

[Mr Merde]

Bored people are boring.

Guilty as charged.

You are entering an area of extreme mundanity.

Boredom is the "new black"

[yungatart]

Jeezus is that the best you have got?
you ferkin lame-arse! If that is all the contribution you can make you don't bloody deserve to be 'entertained' by other peoples wit, class and style!
Maybe you need a personality transplant.

Oh FFS! Leave him alone!
He's expressed his views as is his right only to have you (who made you judge and jury, anyway?) come along and slam right in to him.
At least he has a personality!
Go tell your mother she wants you!

[Macktheknife]

Oh FFS! Leave him alone!
He's expressed his views as is his right only to have you (who made you judge and jury, anyway?) come along and slam right in to him.
At least he has a personality!
Go tell your mother she wants you!

Who died and left you an opinion????

[MSTRS]

Oh ....you!

Excuse her, she's from Barfelona

[Macktheknife]

Excuse her, she's from Barfelona

Bloody wogs are always looking for a scrap

[yungatart]

Who died and left you an opinion????
I've had opinions since before you were born, little 'un!


Excuse her, she's from Barfelona
You'd think after 20 years you would be able to get it right! Sassenach!


Bloody wogs are always looking for a scrap

Come here and say that - I'll bite your bloody kneecaps!

[Macktheknife]

Shouldn't you put your teeth in first 'grandma'????
Whose bed did you get out of the wrong side of this morning???

[MSTRS]

You'd think after 20 years you would be able to get it right! Sassenach!




I'm sorry....you have a cold

[Disco Dan]

woah... ere we go.... ;)



:drinkup: :drinknsin :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn:

[skelstar]

....you ferkin lame-arse!...

Yeah!?!? Well you...erm...you have...argh...


Nah, I suck at pseudo-arguments :(

[yungatart]

That's what I hate about this place!
Somebody expresses an opinion and gets flamed for it, somebody else defends first person's right to have an opinion, so the really nasty people then make personal attacks on the person who defended the first person.
Why does it always have to get so personal with some of you guys?
Sheesh, it's only the internet! Next thing, I'll be getting red repped for speaking out I guess!
Blardy childish, some of you lot!

[Mr Merde]

So you all are "still alive"

For the l;ast few days I thought I had entered into the land of candyfloss and Stepford.

My goodness we do have opinions. We are able to think and articulate.

Twas getting all pink and fluffy in here.

Carry on

[Disco Dan]

That's what I hate about this place!
Somebody expresses an opinion and gets flamed for it, somebody else defends first person's right to have an opinion, so the really nasty people then make personal attacks on the person who defended the first person.
Why does it always have to get so personal with some of you guys?
Sheesh, it's only the internet! Next thing, I'll be getting red repped for speaking out I guess!
Blardy childish, some of you lot!

dont worry, give it another couple of pages and im sure someone will post the 'time of the month' comment :innocent:

Maybe this was intentional.... :innocent: did you read the thread title? ;)

[Macktheknife]

Yeah!?!? Well you...erm...you have...argh...


Nah, I suck at pseudo-arguments :(

So you do, come back when you grow a set.

[riffer]

So you all are "still alive"

Baiting people is boring though.

Say something worth reading or fuck off. :angry:

[Macktheknife]

dont worry, give it another couple of pages and im sure someone will post the 'time of the month' comment :innocent:

Maybe this was intentional.... :innocent: did you read the thread title? ;)

What are you trying to tell us you are on the rag Dan?
Shouldn't you be trying to buy a new map or something?

[yungatart]

: did you read the thread title? ;)

Do I seem like the kind of person who would respond to a thread without reading it, including the title?
Or did you just get lost again?

[Disco Dan]

....and it begins ;)

[Mr Merde]

So you do, come back when you grow a set.

I grew a set once, then I got married and lost them.

[Macktheknife]

Somebody expresses an opinion and gets flamed for it, somebody else defends first person's right to have an opinion, so the really nasty people then make personal attacks on the person who defended the first person.
Why does it always have to get so personal with some of you guys?
Sheesh, it's only the internet! Next thing, I'll be getting red repped for speaking out I guess!
Blardy childish, some of you lot!

What makes you think that it needed defending in the first place, what are you his mother?
Or maybe Mr Merde feels the need to hide behind someone's skirts?

[James Deuce]

Junior mod's perspective: Too busy cleaning up after other people's shit to write anything any more.

Contributor's perspective: The site has gone from discussing bikes and bike related topics to wanting to discuss fannies, cocks, and gender orientation.

Reader's perspective: About 5% of the population contribute stuff that is a good read. Write something good Mr Merde.

[Macktheknife]

Write something good Mr Merde.
[/LEFT]

Why change now? all he usually posts is reflective of his name

[Krusti]

I thought this site had changed it's name to KIWIPIKER...<_<

[Mr Merde]

Why change now? all he usually posts is reflective of his name

I thank you for your vote of confidence. It is a wonderful feeling to know that ones attempts are fully apreciated, by those for whom they have been penned.


Mr :shit:

[Disco Dan]

Disco Dans intelligent contribution for today:

A square has four sides.

[Macktheknife]

Krusti, did you drop your personality on the floor as well?
Fark me this place is full of whinging fucktards who can't even provide any intelligent comment, nevermind useful information. They just sit around bitching about how "nobody provides me with entertainment anymore", why the fuck should we? useless pricks.

[Dooly]

Excuse her, she's from Barfelona

Actually my wife is too.
For real, kinda.

Speaking of characters etc, where did that WINJA guy go?

[Krusti]

Krusti, did you drop your personality on the floor as well?
Fark me this place is full of whinging fucktards who can't even provide any intelligent comment, nevermind useful information. They just sit around bitching about how "nobody provides me with entertainment anymore", why the fuck should we? useless pricks.

Come here and say that!

[BigG]

Put a bit of cheese out and all the rats and mice come out for a nible. If you want to talk about indepth biking talk then do it or start it, dont be so shallow yourself. Join a group dont hide behind the net. Be like AA, I'm an alcholic, or I am a Biki this what .................:scooter: :dodge:

[BigG]

Actually my wife is too.
For real, kinda.

Speaking of characters etc, where did that WINJA guy go? Does she no Manuel:yes:

[yungatart]

Mack - you are a tad aggressive today - not being getting any? You can always take the problem in hand, so to speak...

[skelstar]

Reader's perspective: About 5% of the population contribute stuff that is a good read. Write something good Mr Merde.
In Mr. M's defense he did start a good thread yest I think.

[yungatart]

Does she no Manwell:yes:

Probably not....she may have met Manuel tho, especially if Dooly dragged her off to Fawlty Towers for their honeymoon....

[DMNTD]

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[Toaster]

Disco Dans intelligent contribution for today:

A square has four sides.

No it bloody doesn't! It has two - inside and outside.

[Macktheknife]

Mack - you are a tad aggressive today - not being getting any? You can always take the problem in hand, so to speak...

Oh sure, the only reason I could be pissed is because I'm not getting any. It couldn't have anything to do with you sticking your beak in and sounding off.

[Mr Merde]

In Mr. M's defense he did start a good thread yest I think.

I thank you for that. I try to occasionally interject with snippets. Not so easy nowadays as I slowly degenerate.

The anninomity of being on a board that allows psuedonyoms does allow me to forgo the seriousness associated traditionally with one of great age. I come accross usually as a redneck of the nth degree but unfortunately this is as diametrically opposed to my actual circumstances as it is possible to be.

[skidMark]

Where have all the contraversual characters from this board gone. I havent found a thread that grabs my attention and keeps me enthralled as some have over the past.

I know we all have our own interests outside of biking and we all like to talk about them but there seems to be a very distinct lack of in depth biking talk on this site.

Maybe its the weather, the season etc. Maybe it is the lack of participation by those more colourful members.

Where is Mr III, Dover, Boomer, etc.

Someone who is not afraid to get vocal. someone who has strong opinions and is not backwards at comming forward.

I need a thread to keep the boredom factor at bay.

Rant over.

Mr :shit:

dover winja etc the people that made this site interesting rarther than just good information, the mods have taken them away i spose they had thier reasons :dodge: , and it has taken the character of the site away

[Macktheknife]

I thank you for that. I try to occasionally interject with snippets. Not so easy nowadays as I slowly degenerate.

The anninomity of being on a board that allows psuedonyoms does allow me to forgo the seriousness associated traditionally with one of great age. I come accross usually as a redneck of the nth degree but unfortunately this is as diametrically opposed to my actual circumstances as it is possible to be.

What, so now you want everyone to believe you are possessed of a great age and wisdom, merely misunderstood, not full of crap.
Pull the other one, it plays dixie.

[Disco Dan]

I thank you for that. I try to occasionally interject with snippets. Not so easy nowadays as I slowly degenerate.

The anninomity of being on a board that allows psuedonyoms does allow me to forgo the seriousness associated traditionally with one of great age. I come accross usually as a redneck of the nth degree but unfortunately this is as diametrically opposed to my actual circumstances as it is possible to be.

yeah you come accross as an old historian red wine drinker... cheese and crackers gromit? ;)

[Mr Merde]

What, so now you want everyone to believe you are possessed of a great age and wisdom, merely misunderstood, not full of crap.
Pull the other one, it plays dixie.

Who said anything about wisdom. Great age I confess to but wisdom is something I have yet to attain.

[Mr Merde]

....red wine drinker... cheese and crackers gromit? ;)

Copious ammounts of the above mentioned beverage. All washed down by a classic single malt.

Mmmm ................... heaven

[Macktheknife]

Who said anything about wisdom. Great age I confess to but wisdom is something I have yet to attain.

Who would have guessed!
I think you also missed personality, charm, intellect, and imagination too.

[Mr Merde]

Who would have guessed!
I think you also missed personality, charm, intellect, and imagination too.

You must have met me to be so insightful. I do appologise for failing to remember such an auspispus event I may have been napping at the time.

[riffer]

...All washed down by a classic single malt.

Now that would be a thread worth participating in... :yes:

[Grahameeboy]

No it bloody doesn't! It has two - inside and outside.

You don't get outside the square much then Toasty

[Macktheknife]

You must have met me to be so insightful. I do appologise for failing to remember such an auspispus event I may have been napping at the time.

And spelling!

[Grahameeboy]

dover winja etc the people that made this site interesting rarther than just good information, the mods have taken them away i spose they had thier reasons :dodge: , and it has taken the character of the site away

WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS

[Disco Dan]

*boing flip*


:dodge:

[Skyryder]

:zzzz: :zzzz: :zzzz: :zzzz: :zzzz: :zzzz:

Fuck there's a mod who agree's. :dodge:

Skyryder

[Macktheknife]

*boing flip*


:dodge:

Jeezus numbnuts, if you have nothing useful to contribute, boing flip yourself someplace else.

[yungatart]

dover winja etc the people that made this site interesting rarther than just good information, the mods have taken them away i spose they had thier reasons :dodge: , and it has taken the character of the site away

If, by character, you mean abuse, personal attacks and the like, then I guess you are right!

[Macktheknife]

Now that would be a thread worth participating in... :yes:

Only if it could be done in person

[yungatart]

Jeezus numbnuts, if you have nothing useful to contribute, boing flip yourself someplace else.

And you, what of value are you contributing?

[Disco Dan]

Jeezus numbnuts, if you have nothing useful to contribute, boing flip yourself someplace else.

I thought all the dwarves got killed by goblins? :innocent:

[Macktheknife]

If, by character, you mean abuse, personal attacks and the like, then I guess you are right!

You back again? I've had enough of this shit, I'm off to get lunch. Play with Dan he needs the attention.

[Disco Dan]

.......you called? ;)

..come and have a go, if ya think ya ard enuf! ! !


:Punk:

[yungatart]

You back again? I've had enough of this shit, I'm off to get lunch. Play with Dan he needs the attention.

Thats so sweet of you - I really appreciate that you care enough to pick my friends for me....
Take a few seconds out of your lunch break to relieve your frustration, mate, won't you?

[Dooly]

Probably not....she may have met Manuel tho, especially if Dooly dragged her off to Fawlty Towers for their honeymoon....

Nope went ot a far better romantic place for honeymoon.
Meremere dragstrip.:yes:

[Trudes]

Now I wanted so bad to add something constructive and worth writing to entertain and amuse, but after reading the rest of the thread, all I could come up with was "That was boring and you can all kiss my arse", so sorry. :dodge:

[skelstar]

Wooo, one of the Kendogs are here!!....expect some fireworks for sure!

[Mr Merde]

Wooo, one of the Kendogs are here!!....expect some fireworks for sure!


Both have been here.

[skelstar]

Both have been here.

Yeah, but shes the angry one, and the other one doesn't like it when the angry one cops some flak!

[Trudes]

Yeah, but shes the angry one, and the other one doesn't like it when the angry one cops some flak!

Yeah, and he's HUGE too! lol.
It's only cause I used to give him shit for not sticking up for me, but he always told me "If you want to be "lippy" then you can also fight your own battles".
The difference between the angry one and the the other one, is I know when to bale out, and he doesn't.:innocent:

[yungatart]

Yeah, but shes the angry one, and the other one doesn't like it when the angry one cops some flak!

Tell him to be careful in here then as Mr HoityToityHolierThanThouMackTheRustyKnife doesn't like people to defend others.
No, we are all supposed to blindly walk on by while they have the shit kicked out of them, eh Mack?

[Blackbird]

It's such a beautiful day outside (well here, anyway) that it would be really nice to take a step back and do something constructive, like taking a ride before it gets dark doncha think?:yes: :yes: :yes: A bit early for Seasonal Affective Disorder:sunny:

70+ posts in response to a troll, sigh....

[skelstar]

The difference between the angry one and the the other one, is I know when to bale out, and he doesn't.:innocent:
You are short!!!






...shit sorry, just testing a theory :shutup:

[Toaster]

You don't get outside the square much then Toasty

I prefer to get inside as often as possible.

[Grahameeboy]

I prefer to get inside as often as possible.

She doesn't mind then.........

[James Deuce]

In Mr. M's defense he did start a good thread yest I think.

Pfffffftttttttttt

[yungatart]

It's such a beautiful day outside (well here, anyway) that it would be really nice to take a step back and do something constructive, like taking a ride before it gets dark doncha think?:yes: :yes: :yes: A bit early for Seasonal Affective Disorder:sunny:

70+ posts in response to a troll, sigh....

I would love to be out riding, but, unfortunately, if I wasn't at home sick with some dreadful lurgy, I would be at work.

[Disco Dan]

I would love to be out riding, but, unfortunately, if I wasn't at home sick with some dreadful lurgy, I would be at work.

ahhh so your a bit catty because your sick? :dodge:

[Toaster]

She doesn't mind then.........

Never had an unsatisfied customer.

[yungatart]

Think what you like, DD. I don't have to justify my actions to you or anyone else either.:Pokey:

[skidMark]

ive seen a grown man satisfy a camel.

[onearmedbandit]

Fuck there's a mod who agree's. :dodge:

Skyryder

Take from it what you will.

[skidMark]

already has

[Trudes]

You are short!!!






...shit sorry, just testing a theory :shutup:

So now I'm short and angry!! Geeze, where is my back-up!!
Maybe I'm angry because I'm short!

[Disco Dan]

ive seen a grown man satisfy a camel.

It was you wasnt it.

[Kendog]

You are short!!!
...shit sorry, just testing a theory :shutup:

She is not!!!!!!

[Trudes]

She is not!!!!!!

hehe, it's like we're in tune with each other! Wanna get hitched?

[skelstar]

She is not!!!!!!
Steady there tiger.


:)

[skidMark]

finally a thread with some action **where the fucks my popcorn**

[Hitcher]

The reason the Filthy Few are no longer here is not because they made people "laugh". Indeed, at times their respective performances were tears-running-down-the-legs hysterical. Their absence is more to do with the fact that they were largely incapable of having a discussion without personalising it and then using the rep or PM systems to continue to abuse people away from the public gaze of the forums, and other disruptive crap.

I enjoy a good laugh as much as the next fellow, but observing a constant stream of highly personalised abuse from fuckwits trying to punch above their weight, is wearing. And the majority of our members don't come to this site for that sort of thing. The minority who do would be better to spend their time at www.arguingwithdickheads.com.

Has anybody noticed how, since their demise, fewer threads require consignment to Pointless Drivel?

[Disco Dan]

So now I'm short and angry!! Geeze, where is my back-up!!
Maybe I'm angry because I'm short!

Maybe you are related to Mack?

[Grahameeboy]

I enjoy a good laugh as much as the next fellow, but observing a constant stream of highly personalised abuse from fuckwits trying to punch above their weight, is wearing. And the majority of our members don't come to this site

And their height.........

[Mr Merde]

.... but observing a constant stream of highly personalised abuse from fuckwits ....


I agree with you here.

When things get personal then it is time to stop.

[Disco Dan]

And their height.........

You can always tell if people are short... just ask them how many copies of the yellow pages they have...

and the fact they keep them under the kitchen sink.

[Disco Dan]

Filthy Few

Do you think im dirty? :shit: :dodge:

[onearmedbandit]

I must say though The_Dover kept all his abuse in the open, he didn't abuse the PM or Rep system.

[Mr Merde]

I must say though The_Dover kept all his abuse in the open, he didn't abuse the PM or Rep system.

I may not have agreed with him all the time but he was consistant in his verbals. Never seem really nasty.

[yungatart]

I may not have agreed with him all the time but he was consistant in his verbals. Never seem really nasty.

Mostly The Dover was just uncouth, as my mother would say.
But not everyone is just uncouth and personal abuse by the rep or PM system is a nasty and underhanded way of attacking people.

[Disco Dan]

I must say though The_Dover kept all his abuse in the open, he didn't abuse the PM or Rep system.

Whos the dumbarse that did that?

[Macktheknife]

ahhh so your a bit catty because your sick? :dodge:

You haven't met her have you?

[Macktheknife]

Wanna get hitchered?

That's a bit harsh isn't it!

[BigG]

I thought all the dwarves got killed by goblins? :innocent: Na just got gobbled:gob:

[Disco Dan]

You haven't met her have you?

no but she may want to have my babies.

[Mr Merde]

106 posts in all

On the subject of being bored.

Admittedly I have accounted for a few of them but what about the rest/

Are there that many bored persons on this site?

Today there has been no one topic that has jumped out and grabbed my interest and it seems I am not alone.

I'm as guilty of not posting relevant or topical threads as much as everyone.

Maybe it is winter.

[Macktheknife]

A perfectly good pisstake gone to waste
But please don't let Dan breed

[Krusti]

People must be getting bored.....We have a thread on 'Dancing with the stars' and 'guitar strings':shit:

We must have run out of motorcycle crap! :laugh:

[Disco Dan]

People must be getting bored.....We have a thread on 'Dancing with the stars' and 'guitar strings':shit:

We must have run out of motorcycle crap! :laugh:

ya cheeky tossa! I started that thread!!! :gob:

[avgas]

Where is WINJA?

[Mom]

I need a thread to keep the boredom factor at bay.



Mr :shit:


Oh FFS! Leave him alone!
He's expressed his views as is his right only to have you (who made you judge and jury, anyway?) come along and slam right in to him.
At least he has a personality!
Go tell your mother she wants you!


Who died and left you an opinion????


ahhh so your a bit catty because your sick? :dodge:


A perfectly good pisstake gone to waste
But please don't let Dan breed


Not gone to waste at all, I have really enjoyed reading through this nonsense, very funny indeed!

[yungatart]

no but she may want to have my babies.

OMG!!!! I'm prolly old enough to be your mother, you pervert! Go get lost!

[Maha]

Go get lost!

Give him something a little more difficult to do....getting lost is like buying a loaf of bread to Dicko Dan...

[Grahameeboy]

Give him something a little more difficult to do....getting lost is like buying a loaf of bread to Dicko Dan...

and even then he struggles to get to the Dairy.......

[Curious_AJ]

be an arse, thats a sure way to get an interesting thread started, or vamp up an old one!!... teehee...

[Trudes]

be an arse, thats a sure way to get an interesting thread started, or vamp up an old one!!... teehee...

I kind of tried that by telling everyone they could kiss mine, but then everyone got scared when my overly protective (pfft) husband came on to defend it (like it needs it!)LOL.
I think we have to face it, we've been spoiled for entertaining conversations lately about New Kids on the Block, David Bowie, Moulin Rouge etc, and now it takes an awful lot to stop us from being bored with the usual banter.

[skelstar]

...David Bowie...
Woo hoo!!! That was my one! Cheers chick! ;)



Too needy?

[Trudes]

Woo hoo!!! That was my one! Cheers chick! ;)



Too needy?

LOL, if you have to ask......!

I enjoyed that thread though!:rockon:

[Curious_AJ]

yay the moulin rouge one was mine!

^_^ is proud it was entertaining...

[skidMark]

OMG!!!! I'm prolly old enough to be your mother, you pervert! Go get lost!


dan sees women like port

the older they get the better they taste

[Disco Dan]

OMG!!!! I'm prolly old enough to be your mother, you pervert! Go get lost!

hahahah!! so you will be good at it then! :dodge:

how did this loaf of bread get here? :innocent:

[boomer]

i ain't banned.. just working like a bitch;

who wants a scrap..?? i tried to in Taupo, but Speedie moderated me and i ended up loving the geezas to death instead

[Disco Dan]

i ain't banned.. just a bitch;

who wants a scrap..??

Yeah alright....

[boomer]

Yeah alright....

i don't fight with girls... SIT DOWN!

[Disco Dan]

i don't fight with girls... SIT DOWN!

I heard you fight like a bitch? :shutup:

(this is the 'pisstake' thread afterall hehe)

[boomer]

I heard you fight like a bitch? :shutup:

(this is the 'pisstake' thread afterall hehe)
You misheard, I`d like to give you the bitch slap

[skelstar]

Can't give you a scrap boomer if you've gone nighty-night.

FFS...

[Macktheknife]

Typical boomer, all promise and no deliver! lol
This is not the first group photo these two have been in either, hmmm.

[skelstar]

So Dover had longer hair back then huh?

[yungatart]

hahahah!! so you will be good at it then! :dodge:

how did this loaf of bread get here? :innocent:

Yep, real good! In fact, I've had so much practice that I no longer get the foreskin caught in the nappy pin!

[Trudes]

just testing a theory :shutup:

So, how did that work out for you?

[skelstar]

So, how did that work out for you?

I think I might have got away with it.

[Trudes]

Go on, do tell....

[boomer]

Typical boomer, all promise and no deliver! lol
This is not the first group photo these two have been in either, hmmm.

hey.. think about it... how can i be all promise and no deliver when everybody wants to sleep with me.... and Speedie :drool:

[Grahameeboy]

hey.. think about it... how can i be all promise and no deliver when everybody wants to sleep with me.... and Speedie :drool:

He brought home with him a suit of clothes of such exquisite style and cut in fashion-- Eastern fashion, city fashion--that it filled everybody with anguish and was regarded as a peculiarly wanton affront

[Disco Dan]

hey.. think about it... how can i be all promise and no deliver when everybody wants to sleep with me.... and Speedie :drool:

It makes you gay. Thats about it.

[Grahameeboy]

hey.. think about it... how can i be all promise and no deliver when everybody wants to sleep with me.... and Speedie :drool:

Yep...sleep...............

Sleep is triggered by a complex group of hormones that are active in the main, and that respond to cues from the body itself and the environment. About 80 percent of sleep is dreamless, and is known as non-rapid eye movement (NREM) sleep.

And for you Boomer

Question: How do you control the habit of hand practice?
Answer: There are two basic options:
1)have more sex, and/or
2)think less about sex.

[boomer]

It makes you gay. Thats about it.

least i'm getting some.... how 'bout you.... Virgil?!:tugger:

ang Graham.. huh>?>?!!!:shutup:

[Grahameeboy]

least i'm getting some.... how 'bout you.... Virgil?!:tugger:

ang Graham.. huh>?>?!!!:shutup:

Virgil was born in the village of Andes, near Mantua in Cisalpine Gaul (Gaul south of the Alps; present-day northern Italy). Virgil's ancestry, though much speculated about, is at best uncertain. Some scholars have claimed Celtic ancestry based upon the location of his birth and upon a perceived "Celtic" strain in his verse. Other scholars suggest Etruscan or Umbrian descent by examining the linguistic or ethnic markers of the region. Analysis of his name has led to beliefs that he descended from earlier Roman colonists. Modern speculation ultimately is not supported by narrative evidence either from his own writings or his later biographers.


[edit] Early works
Virgil received his first education when he was 5 years old. He later went to Rome to study rhetoric, medicine, and astronomy, which he soon abandoned for philosophy. In this period, while Virgil was in the school of Siro the Epicurean, he began to write poetry. A group of small but great poems attributed to the youthful Virgil survive, but are largely considered spurious. One, the Catalepton, consists of fourteen short poems, some of which may be Virgil's, and another, a short narrative poem titled the Culex (the mosquito), was attributed to Virgil as early as the 1st century AD. These dubious poems are sometimes referred to as the Appendix Vergiliana.

In 42 BC, after the defeat of Julius Caesar's assassins, Brutus and Cassius, the demobilized soldiers of the victors settled on expropriated land and Virgil's estate near Mantua was confiscated. Virgil explores the various emotions surrounding these appropriations and other aspects of rural life in the Eclogues, his earliest poetry first published in the mid-30's BC. A number of the eclogues, notably the second, but also the third, the fifth, the seventh and the tenth, touch on the topic of love between males, often of a pederastic nature. Ancient writers assumed that the character of Corydon in the second eclogue, lover of Alexis, represented Virgil himself, and Alexis represented Alexander, a slave given to Virgil by Pollio. The theme of pederastic love was later also taken up in his epic poem in the story of Nisus and Euryalus. Modern scholars largely reject the effort to seek to identify him with characters in his poetry and thus to garner further biographical details from his own life.

Virgil soon became part of the circle of Maecenas, Octavian's capable agent d'affaires who sought to counter sympathy for Mark Antony among the leading families by rallying Roman literary figures to Octavian's side. He gained many connections with other leading literary figures of the time, including Horace and Varius Rufus (who later helped finish the Aeneid). After the Eclogues were completed, Virgil spent the years 37 BC–29 BC on the Georgics ("On Farming"), which was written in honor of Maecenas, and is the source of the expression tempus fugit ("time flies"). However, Octavian, who had defeated Antony at the Battle of Actium in 31 BC and upon whom the title "Augustus" had been bestowed four years later by the Roman Senate, was already pressing Virgil to write an epic to praise his regime.


[edit] Composition of the Aeneid and death

A mosaic of Virgil, in a Tunisian villa probably from the 1st century AD.Virgil responded with the Aeneid, the writing of which took up the last ten years of his life. The first six books of the epic tell how the Trojan hero Aeneas escapes from the sacking of Troy and makes his way to Italy. On the voyage, a storm drives him to the coast of Carthage, where the queen, Dido, welcomes him, and under the influence of the gods falls deeply in love with him. Jupiter recalls Aeneas to his duty, however, and he slips away from Carthage, leaving Dido to commit suicide, cursing Aeneas as revenge. On reaching Cumae, in Italy, Aeneas consults the Cumaean Sibyl, who conducts him through the Underworld and reveals his destiny to him. Aeneas is reborn as the creator of Imperial Rome.

The six books (of "first writing") are modeled on Homer's Odyssey, but the last six are the Roman answer to the Iliad. Aeneas is betrothed to Lavinia, daughter of King Latinus, but Lavinia had already been promised to Turnus, the king of the Rutulians, who is roused to war by the Fury Allecto. The Aeneid ends with a single combat between Aeneas and Turnus, whom Aeneas defeats and kills, spurning his plea for mercy.

Virgil traveled with Augustus to Greece. En route, Virgil caught a fever, from which he died in Brundisium harbor, leaving the Aeneid unfinished. Augustus ordered Virgil's literary executors, Lucius Varius Rufus and Plotius Tucca, to disregard Virgil's own wish that the poem be burned, instead ordering it published with as few editorial changes as possible. As a result, the text of the Aeneid that exists may contain faults which Virgil was planning to correct before publication. However, the only obvious imperfections are a few lines of verse that are metrically unfinished (i.e., not a complete line of dactylic hexameter). Other alleged "imperfections" are subject to scholarly debate.

Incomplete or not, the Aeneid was immediately recognized as a masterpiece. It proclaimed the imperial mission of the Roman Empire, but at the same time could pity Rome's victims and feel their grief. Dido and Turnus, who are both casualties of Rome's destiny, are more attractive figures than Aeneas, whose single-minded devotion to his goal may seem almost repellent to the modern reader. However, at the time Aeneas was considered to exemplify virtue and pietas (roughly translated as piety, though the word is far more complex and has a sense of being duty-bound and respectful of divine will, family and homeland). Nevertheless, Aeneas struggles between doing what he wants to do as a man, and doing what he must as a virtuous hero. In the view of some modern critics, Aeneas' inner turmoil and shortcomings make him a more realistic character than the heroes of Homeric poetry, such as Odysseus.


[edit] Later views of Virgil
Even as the Roman empire collapsed, literate men acknowledged that the Christianized Virgil was a master poet, even when they ceased to read him. Gregory of Tours read Virgil and some other Latin poets, though he cautions us that "We ought not to relate their lying fables, lest we fall under sentence of eternal death." Surviving medieval collections of manuscripts containing Virgil's works include the Vergilius Augusteus, the Vergilius Vaticanus and the Vergilius Romanus.

Dante made Virgil his guide to Hell and Purgatory in The Divine Comedy. Dante also mentions Virgil in De vulgari eloquentia, along with Ovid, Lucan and Statius as one of the four regulati poetae (ii, vi, 7).

Virgil is still considered one of the greatest of the Latin poets, and the Aeneid is a fixture of most classical studies programs.

[Disco Dan]

least i'm getting some.... how 'bout you.... Virgil?!:tugger:

ang Graham.. huh>?>?!!!:shutup:

dovers arse doesnt count :Punk: hahaha


I dont kiss and tell... well not online anyway ;)

[Grahameeboy]

dovers arse doesnt count :Punk: hahaha


I dont kiss and tell... well not online anyway ;)

Well if he can talk out of it surely he can count out of it............:yes:

[Maha]

a complex group of homos that are active in man



Are you reffering to 'that' pic?......Bling to you Grahameeboyzeeee

[boomer]

dovers arse doesnt count :Punk: hahaha


I dont kiss and tell... well not online anyway ;)

any hole's a goal.


You don't kiss full stop.. you just trawl these boards looking for a shag.. * cough finns alter ego.. cough... and others...!

you show about as much finesse with the opposite sex as Gareth does...:bye:

[boomer]

Are you reffering to 'that' pic?......Bling to you Grahameeboyzeeee


you want a piece of me too....:hug:

[Grahameeboy]

any hole's a goal.


You don't kiss full stop.. you just trawl these boards looking for a shag.. * cough finns alter ego.. cough... and others...!

you show about as much finesse with the opposite sex as Gareth does...:bye:

What about 'own goals'..........

[Grahameeboy]

you want a piece of me too....:hug:

how much is an ounce on the street these days

[boomer]

What about 'own goals'..........

i like self gratification as much as the next person...:yeah:

[Maha]

you want a piece of me too....:hug:


You need time to recover surely?......:zzzz:

[boomer]

how much is an ounce on the street these days

my ass ain't available on the streets... and class a stuff like this is outta your reach homo

[Grahameeboy]

i like self gratification as much as the next person...:yeah:

Yep, but I prefer the next person to do it........

[peasea]

I got bored a while back and did this with a couple of spuds and some kitchen utensils.....