Caption competition

[Riff Raff]

Speedie enjoys a conjugal visit to the sin bin.

[Cajun]

interesting speedie is one with his tounge out

Better get the lubing started

this is gonna hurt

[ManDownUnder]

From left to right

"He's in - just let me get the camera ready!"
"oooo - it's been a while... he's in for sure!"
"I love anal - and it's painless to when your winky's only this big..."

[MSTRS]

Jimmy: - What's the number for Dial-A-Dick Escorts??
Speedie: - Why?
Jimmy: - Cos 2's company, but 3's a crowd....
Ben: - I'm sure one of you two just farted....and it smells right dodgy

[Big Dan]

it would appear to me theres a suasage fest in progress

[_Gina_]

Well Speedie darling, what a nice tongue you have.......

:buggerd:

[u4ea]

......................and the little one said ROLL OVER

[Paul in NZ]

it would appear to me theres a suasage fest in progress


Chippolata's or those tiny little little savoury ones would be my guess...

Caption?

I txt no evil, I taste no evil and frankly - I'm terrified...

or

The Undercover Squad

[Big Dan]

Chippolata's or those tiny little little savoury ones would be my guess...

Caption?

I txt no evil, I taste no evil and frankly - I'm terrified...

or even purplos

[sugilite]

Feeling like a change, Jimmy secretly text votes for Speedie to be the double adapter that night. :devil2:

[MSTRS]

Feeling like a change, Jimmy secretly text votes for Speedie to be the double adapter that night. :devil2:

You mean, you're only gay if you give AND receive??

[_Gina_]

Feeling like a change, Jimmy secretly text votes for Speedie to be the double adapter that night. :devil2:
S'not Jimmy, 'tis Boomer Boy. :yes:

[Kittyhawk]

Whose up for a spitroast? And whose going to go in the middle? Im just warming up my tounge....

[sugilite]

S'not Jimmy, 'tis Boomer Boy. :yes:

I don't know them that well, is that a bad thing? :lol:

[oldrider]

Speedie enjoys a conjugal visit to the sin bin.

Three blind mice! :shit:

[skelstar]

Dover: "Man, I'm totally going to score Matt Damon!"...

[Chickadee]

Speedie: "Ben, you been eating Vindaloo again? My finger tastes of curry."
Boomer: "I'll text me local curry shop from t'Bradford and see if'n they'll deliver"
The_Dover: "You've got skinny fingers Speedie - I never felt a thing - let me go back to sleep I wanna dream of those Shetland sheep...."

[avgas]

I believe they are saying the missing lines from YMCA

[Riff Raff]

(How do you manage to get hold of these photographs Ms Raff?)
I am the digger of dirt and the writer of the gossip column. The photographs come to me!

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Hang o guys i just have to ring the mrs and find out if it's ok for me to do this.

[Hitcher]

This should be named "The Tounge Thread". Good heavens, people. It's spelt "tongue".

As for a caption: "Who's going to be first to get their knee down?"

[White trash]

"Contrary to popular believe, White trash was not into rough man sex. Dover and Speedie had to get a ring-in"

[onearmedbandit]

Prefer a bit of 'sensitivity' Jimmy?

[boomer]

'tis the BK boys......



seeexxxy time :love:

ps.. i knew i was a skinny runt but i didnt think i was as skinny as jimmy nutron :o

[Colapop]

I don't even wanna know what's happening there... but why is Speedie tasting his finger?

[Disco Dan]

I don't even wanna know what's happening there... but why is Speedie tasting his finger?

Maybe he just finished a colapop? :dodge:

[Xile]

'tis the BK boys......



seeexxxy time :love:


Good memories eh???
Lol


...What a waste of nice boys!!! :p

[Mental Trousers]

Boomer: I'll just set my phone to vibrate then we can shove it up your arse Ben.
Speedie: I'll lube you up.
Ben: get ready to spam txt everybody you know boomer so they all reply at once.

[boomer]

Good memories eh???
Lol


...What a waste of nice boys!!! :p

hey.. i bat both ways! never say 'no' i say! are you good looking?

[Xile]

hehe..


Does that suits you?

[boomer]

Jesuz man, dont you remember Xile??
Ask R6 kid about his pick up line, something about the French and how many wars they've won. he he

My bad! In that case I know the answer to my question :-> and Gareth wonders why he's a virgin...:lol:

[Blue Thunder]

Speedie by name speedie by nature! All over in 2 minutes FLAT!!!!!

[Donor]

Speedie lubes his thermometer as Boomer sets Dovers impromptu sex toy to vibrate...

[Swoop]

The small lump in the duvet is??? (Finn?)

[boomer]

hehe..


Does that suits you?


:shutup:

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