Race number scenario

[White trash]

Here's an interesting one.

Rider A, has been racing a while, mostly in F3. Get's his number (lets call it 20) allocated by MNZ for his class and all's fine and dandy.

New rider, "B", comes along and registers with MNZ his number (20 for arguments sake) for the two classes he intends on competeing in, Sports production and Production Superbike.

Now for an upcoming meeting, Rider A decides that he'll cross enter into F2 (Sports production) listing number 20 as his race number. Rider B has already entered in F1 and F2 with his MNZ issued number for both classes.

Who should change for the F2 races?

[k14]

The rider with the MNZ number has the right to keep 20. The other rider doesn't have a leg to stand on if he disputes that.

[Sketchy_Racer]

its a number....

Are people really that attatched to the number they have on thier bike??

[Mental Trousers]

The guy with the coolest bike owns the number, ie not the pink bike rider.

[yod]

race for it :rockon:

[White trash]

race for it :rockon:
Good idea. Fastest qualifying time keeps the number. I like it.

Any other suggestions?

[White trash]

its a number....

Are people really that attatched to the number they have on thier bike??
Not attatched to it at all. But the number was allocated by MNZ for the classes rider B races in. He's already changed the numbers on the bike twice, and fucked it up once before, he REALLY doesn't wanna change again. So he did the right thing, called MNZ, they said "Sweet Mr B. You're now number 20 in F2 and F1"

He said "Thanks."

[boomer]

stab him in the eye.


Done

[scrivy]

A few questions for ya White trash:

1. Who has the most money?
2. Who is the better rider?
3. Who is the biggest rider?
4. Who's got the most friends?
5. Who's got the most beer?
6. Who is willing to share his missus? (ok, so that's abit off topic...)
7. Why can't ya cross enter into the sidecar class?..........

:dodge:

[FROSTY]

rider A has run out of fucking black duct tape ya whingy skinny lil runt.
--Gwan admit it--you wanted the same number as me

[FROSTY]

You do realise it makes squat difference --we have transponders --Ill just be 2 in F2 and 20 in F3 --
No need to change the bike numbers

[White trash]

1. Who has the most money?

Ummmm, both of them are broke

2. Who is the better rider?

Both have been complemented but only one is good enough to be offered a bike


3. Who is the biggest rider?

They're both runts but only one's confident to paint his bike pink

4. Who's got the most friends?

They're both fairly highly regarded but rider B probably has the biggest, nastiest, most sin binned friends

6. Who is willing to share his missus? (ok, so that's abit off topic...)

Ummmm, probably rider A

7. Why can't ya cross enter into the sidecar class?..........

Coz we've got a couple too many skills and learnt how to ride without training wheels at age 3

Lots of points to think about Scrivy. Thanks :D

[scrivy]

Ill just be 2 in F2 and 20 in F3 --
No need to change the bike numbers

Are you good enough for number 2 in F2 Frosty??:shit:

[FROSTY]

ahh shuddup skrivvy--youre just stirrin the pot.:gob:
well Rider A is a broken assed pommy git
Bloody hell Jimmy why MY number ?? chances of that are???

[White trash]

ahh shuddup skrivvy--youre just stirrin the pot.:gob:
well Rider A is a broken assed pommy git
Bloody hell Jimmy why MY number ?? chances of that are???
Just the number Mrs MNZ gave me for both classes mate.

After Gixser had a wee cry in the toilets at Puke' after having to change his, thought I'd better to the right thing.

[scrivy]

Coz we've got a couple too many skills and learnt how to ride without training wheels at age 3.
Lots of points to think about Scrivy. Thanks :D

But can ya go as fast as us around a track two up?? Do we set a challenge up?? Could be worth a laugh!! :yes: :yes:
As for the age thing..... I was still riding a trike at 14..... just never managed to progress....
Now you've just hurt my feelings........:crybaby:

[scrivy]

ahh shuddup skrivvy--youre just stirrin the pot.:gob:

Well, how about I race with your number 20 Frosty, and you race with mine????:innocent:

[FROSTY]

No its all sorted
Ive checked MNZ rule 20/16-46a
ANY cycle using the number 20 MUST paint the bike a ghay colour
Sok Jimmy --Im bringing the spraycans of pink paint in case ya decide to stick to MY number

[enigma51]

Just the number Mrs MNZ gave me for both classes mate.

After Gixser had a wee cry in the toilets at Puke' after having to change his, thought I'd better to the right thing.

Your the faster rider you get more say sorry gixser I mean just look at this mint pass

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=61236&d=1179213128

[Nicksta]

rofl... you boys.... take it to the school yard i say...
na, VMCC use transponders... numbers are all for looks...
but for the record.. the MNZ number allocated for the class has the right, so in theory Frosty should change, however, they could always use their brains and note the difference in appearance... yours is black on a yellow label, Frosty's is white on a Black label so no confusion here!

[slowpoke]

But can ya go as fast as us around a track two up?? Do we set a challenge up?? Could be worth a laugh!! :yes: :yes:
As for the age thing..... I was still riding a trike at 14..... just never managed to progress....
Now you've just hurt my feelings........:crybaby:

Now that would be good to watch, 'course you'd have to use the same pillion/passenger to standardise the testing.....poor bastid.

As for not progressing past training wheels it just sounds like common or garden variety performance anxiety.

Just follow standard procedure: turn the lights out, relax a bit and just go with the flow.....empty your mind...touch her...stroke her....isn't she beautiful...easy big fella....it's not a race (yet)....how's that feelin'?.....now slip into I mean onto it....keep warming her up....that's it....is she hot now?...you're doing great....ok, speed it up a bit...now, don't release it too quickly...just eeease it out....aaaaaaah. There you go, you're away! Faster! Don't stop! Don't stop! Uh oh...oh...oh...(SPLAT!)OH! That's OK mate, none of us lasted very long our first time.....

[Big Dog]

but for the record.. the MNZ number allocated for the class has the right, so in theory Frosty should change
Sorry Frosty, not exactly up with the rules etc but this is the only logical response.

[Riff Raff]

where's the 'White Trash is an arsehole" option?

Edit: Haha, well look at that, I can add it on. You know what you've got to do folks!

[cowpoos]

Here's an interesting one.

Rider A, has been racing a while, mostly in F3. Get's his number (lets call it 20) allocated by MNZ for his class and all's fine and dandy.

New rider, "B", comes along and registers with MNZ his number (20 for arguments sake) for the two classes he intends on competeing in, Sports production and Production Superbike.

Now for an upcoming meeting, Rider A decides that he'll cross enter into F2 (Sports production) listing number 20 as his race number. Rider B has already entered in F1 and F2 with his MNZ issued number for both classes.

Who should change for the F2 races?
or you could just not bother about it because your not going to be sharing the same transponder... as last year there were def double ups with cross entering...it won't matter if you have the same number...


but I can understand you not wanting to be confussed on the track being similar paced riders and all...wouldn't want your groupiesw cheering on the opposition now eh!!

[Kickaha]

where's the 'White Trash is an arsehole" option?


That got my vote :finger:

[Shaun Harris]

This problem is to easy. Jimmy, I want my back back, it cannot ever have the same number, as a Gay Pink bike, sorry dude

[Drew]

where's the 'White Trash is an arsehole" option?

Edit: Haha, well look at that, I can add it on. You know what you've got to do folks!

Goddamit woman, where was that option when I voted?!!!

[codgyoleracer]

Background plate colours will be different anyway ?, I suppose first allocated entry for the crossentered clashing class would have first option to keep their number ? (transponders solve it really from a results point of view, but for safety & crash reporting from checkpoint marshals - numbers should be individual)

[Riff Raff]

This problem is to easy. Jimmy, I want my back back,
Are you saying you leant him a spine?

[Drew]

Are you saying you leant him a spine?

Are you sayin he's adopting a, "cook me some fuckin eggs", attitude? If not, then he still aint got no spine:innocent:

[Joni]

Shit RR, thanks for changing the poll after I had voted....

Now my vote is not accurate anymore :cry:

[Shaun Harris]

Are you saying you leant him a spine?


er, not quite! I thought a coat hanger would do though

[Mental Trousers]

It should really be a multi-choice poll - they're both arseholes. Unfortunately I could only vote for 1 option :(

[scrivy]

Now that would be good to watch, 'course you'd have to use the same pillion/passenger to standardise the testing.....poor bastid.


My passenger is up for anything!! He would probably want to reach over and grab the throttle while he's sitting on the back of the bike!! Come to think of it, we used to do that on my old GSX1229. Now that was fun!!

:rockon:

[Ivan]

Well I own #59 I apply for it each year its my number everyone knowns Ivan Juggins as #59 since day 1 I raced I had that number its a big meaning to me, That number means alot,

Like Rossi with 46

Well if someone turned up on race day in the 125 field with number 59 he can change it to #159

I own the number the other rider doesnt have a foot to stand on.

Im not a prick I just want my number so that people know its me but if I was going into retirement and some young hot shot wanted that number id say here mate take it its yours


But at 17 I wont be going into retirement yet

[Deano]

First it was team names, now it's race numbers.

People are always stealing your stuff.

[sidecar bob]

A few questions for ya White trash:

1. Who has the most money?
2. Who is the better rider?
3. Who is the biggest rider?
4. Who's got the most friends?
5. Who's got the most beer?
6. Who is willing to share his missus? (ok, so that's abit off topic...)
7. Why can't ya cross enter into the sidecar class?..........

:dodge:

Re item #6, Lead by example my friend.:yes:

[sidecar bob]

My passenger is up for anything!! He would probably want to reach over and grab the throttle while he's sitting on the back of the bike!! Come to think of it, we used to do that on my old GSX1229. Now that was fun!!

:rockon:

Only because you were too scared to. :dodge:

[jrandom]

how about you guys play anal chicken, who ever backs out first loses, while i play with your women.

[Drew]

how about you guys play anal chicken, who ever backs out first loses, while i play with your women.Trouble finding your own willing to let you play bro?:innocent:

[jrandom]

Trouble finding your own willing to let you play bro?:innocent:

I get her to put on a long black permed wig and we play anal chicken til her hearts content.

[Drew]

I get her to put on a long black permed wig and we play anal chicken til her hearts content.Too much info thanks.:sick:

[roogazza]

Whats so hard ? you apply for a number and when you get it , its yours ?

MNZ have the power stick ! Gaz.

[svs]

FFS it's club racing. we run transponders, it's the transponder number that counts.

We're always going to get dupes when you allow cross entering of class. it's not a big deal. e.g last year i was racing under #33 which is my MNZ allocated F3 number. Also entered F2 which clashed with craig with his #33 MNZ F2 number.

get over it.

[Drew]

FFS it's club racing. we run transponders, it's the transponder number that counts.

We're always going to get dupes when you allow cross entering of class. it's not a big deal. e.g last year i was racing under #33 which is my MNZ allocated F3 number. Also entered F2 which clashed with craig with his #33 MNZ F2 number.

get over it.It's a piss take, calm down thre young Phill.

[merv]

Rider B should just ask for a new number and that being number 1 coz he's knows he's the shit. 20 just doesn't cut it, let the other guy have that.

Rider B knowing he's going to be an international star could also ask for a letters type number like the visitors do and he could be WT for example. That would really be the shit.

Or say his name might be Jimmy, he could ask for J like Robbie Bugden was R, and in my day J was Jeff Sayle.

[JayRacer37]

Here's an interesting one.

Rider A, has been racing a while, mostly in F3. Get's his number (lets call it 20) allocated by MNZ for his class and all's fine and dandy.

New rider, "B", comes along and registers with MNZ his number (20 for arguments sake) for the two classes he intends on competeing in, Sports production and Production Superbike.

Now for an upcoming meeting, Rider A decides that he'll cross enter into F2 (Sports production) listing number 20 as his race number. Rider B has already entered in F1 and F2 with his MNZ issued number for both classes.

Who should change for the F2 races?

Your in the class for YOUR bike, not his, YOU have the allocated number for the class, and YOU will be racing that number in that class, at the nationals (presumably). Frosty, bring a 1 and become 120 :)

[Cr1MiNaL]

whoever rides a yamaha gets to choose his number. there problem solved.

[FROSTY]

OHH FFS Jay---dont go spoiling our fun by giving a sensible response --

NOW back to the fun
After much thought and consultation with MNZ its been decided that I will supply the PINK paint:Punk: for the gixxer 600 and as the club has given us BOTH number 20 we are gonna race as the first Pillion team.
Hope theres 4 races cos I bags first race on the front

[Big Dan]

Hey you piece of "trash" give it up if your not attached to the number then give it up are you a man or a girls blouse

[scrivy]

Only because you were too scared to. :dodge:

That's fighting talk Mr Dobalina. Shit, am I gunna have a feild day next time we go round and round in anger.......:shit:

As for the missus. How many times do I have to tell ya..... she doesn't want the Dobalina special!! No matter how much you think she needs it!!!
Would you be willing to share yours??? Holy shit! Which one would that be????:shutup:

[Blondini]

20A????????????????????///:shutup:

[Tim 39]

Ill just be 2 in F2 and 20 in F3 --
No need to change the bike numbers
now theres an easy way of being number 2, its only a number.... there are plenty more

[CM2005]

i've got #76 in buckets, so im safe.. why dont you steal the other guys fairing?

[White trash]

FFS it's club racing. we run transponders, it's the transponder number that counts.

We're always going to get dupes when you allow cross entering of class. it's not a big deal. e.g last year i was racing under #33 which is my MNZ allocated F3 number. Also entered F2 which clashed with craig with his #33 MNZ F2 number.

get over it.
Mr Snowden! I do believe you need to take a pill of the chilling variety........

[White trash]

whoever rides a yamaha gets to choose his number. there problem solved.
Sorry, neither of us are quit that gay yet. Thanks for your comments however.

[Patch]

Sorry, neither of us are quite that gay . . . yet

you sure?? :dodge:







this has to be the most arse and no. 2's action I've seen in a while

[ManDownUnder]

Good idea. Fastest qualifying time keeps the number. I like it.

Any other suggestions?

Hammer, nails, wood, and bridge plans...

It's a number...

[ZeroIndex]

its a number....

Are people really that attatched to the number they have on thier bike??

look at #46, i mean Rossi... yeah, racing for it sounds good with the whole qualifying times... :rockon:

[Maido]

I went to get a number last year, cos someone had already take the number I had raced with in my first year, and MNZ told me I had to pick a new one and it would have to be over 100 cos there weren't any numbers under 100 available.
I though this was bollocks cos I can never remember being in a race with more than 100 bikes!!! I think they need to delete idle riders numbers out of the system if they are not involved in nationals for, say, 3 years??

cat needs new bike
61571

[Tim 39]

I think they need to delete idle riders numbers out of the system if they are not involved in nationals for, say, 3 years??

61571

that sounds like a good idea because club racers can have what ever number they like anyway unless someone else they race with has it, wheres for nationals everyone needs their national number.

[mikey]

who ever gives me the best blowjob wins

[Colapop]

Rider A and rider B should each quit racing and go back to knitting coz they're both slow cunts!