New Acronym

[Laava]

I have a new word for a whole bunch of people I see driving around Whangarei. HOBANS hat on backwards, no seatbelts. Go sit in the mall and count them as they drive round and round and round etc. Usually this group is in the 'couldn't afford a proper boy-racer car, so I'll totally fuck up this here piece of crap' bracket. Do they live in YOUR town too?:mellow:

[Sniper]

I call them fuckwits. They infest every town mate

[Skunk]

'Hutt boys' is the term down here...

[Big Dan]

'Hutt boys' is the term down here...

for the hutt when i was living down there i heard the terms

"lower hut sank"

"Slut valley high school"

"slappers" but that can apply to the world

[Coyote]

Yay! Go the Hutt!

[Pwalo]

for the hutt when i was living down there i heard the terms

"lower hut sank"

"Slut valley high school"

"slappers" but that can apply to the world

Yeah, I heard the rumors about the Hutt girls when I was at college, and desperately hoped to meet a few, but it never happened.

[Hitcher]

Do you know what Hutt girls use for protection during sex?


A bus shelter.

[Street Gerbil]

Do you know what Hutt girls use for protection during sex?


A bus shelter.

Are they related to Jabba the Hutt?

[Grub]

Do you know what Hutt girls use for protection during sex?.

Yes, it IS a repost ... but hell it's worth it


Go the Hutt!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q. Two Hutt girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What does a Hutt girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old Hutt girl?
A. Granny.

Q. Why did the Hutt girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What do you call a Hutt girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. What's the first question during a Hutt quiz night?
A. What you looking at?

Q. Two Hutt kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman.

Q. What's the difference between a Hutt boy and a Hutt girl?
A. A Hutt girl has a higher sperm count

[Shadows]

Whats better than Slutt City?

Upper Slutt!

[Lissa]

:mellow: I'm so glad I wasnt born in the hutt..

[98tls]

The hat on backwards thing has always amused me........who the fuck would get in a car with someone that cant even wear a hat the right way.........:mellow:

[FlangMasterJ]

"Slut valley high school"

Hey hey, I went to Hutt Valley High.

What's with the tossers wearing hoodies over their caps while driving. Also anyone else noticed the tilted license plate phenom?

[nodrog]

... Also anyone else noticed the tilted license plate phenom?

yes, what the fuck is up with that? enlighten me please.

[Disco Dan]

Hey hey, I went to Hutt Valley High.

What's with the tossers wearing hoodies over their caps while driving. Also anyone else noticed the tilted license plate phenom?

The what?

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cV1C_gS1soM"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cV1C_gS1soM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[McJim]

I thought it would be cool to wear my hat backwards too - couldn't see a fucken thing and rode into a wall - evidently it doesn't work with full face helmets - just baseball caps.

[Patch]

Also anyone else noticed the tilted license plate phenom?

Its the "Look at me, its not just my license plate that has a loose screw"

[Big Dan]

Hey hey, I went to Hutt Valley High.

What's with the tossers wearing hoodies over their caps while driving. Also anyone else noticed the tilted license plate phenom?

I'm sorry to hear that it must have been a hard few years for you i know the hutt has places you can go to get help

I'd also say sorry for my comment but i wouldn't mean it. It would only make me feel better

Good luck with your treatment

[Unit]

Have you noticed that the cap manufacturers now actually make them with the peak already positioned to the side? Its all so wrong (or are we just becoming old wining buggars)

[Maha]

yes, what the fuck is up with that? enlighten me please.


Well......when your plate reads.... CUNCE.. its pays not to display it to readily...:shit:

[Grahameeboy]

Hey hey, I went to Hutt Valley High.

What's with the tossers wearing hoodies over their caps while driving. Also anyone else noticed the tilted license plate phenom?

DMNTD has a tilted licence plate.....

[McJim]

DMNTD has a tilted licence plate.....

It tilts a different way tho':innocent:

[KATWYN]

:mellow: I'm so glad I wasnt born in the hutt..

:laugh: Those were my thorts exactly

[Maha]

:mellow: I'm so glad I wasnt born in the hutt..


Isn't there a song about females born in that area?.... 'Hutt Town Girls' ?...:innocent:

[Grahameeboy]

Isn't there a song about females born in that area?.... 'Hutt Town Girls' ?...:innocent:

Is that the song they used to sing you when you were......mmmmm

[Toaster]

:mellow: I'm so glad I wasnt born in the hutt..

I was born in Wellington but lived in the Hutt for 17 years... and hey look how I turned out! :third:

(... mind you I'd never go back!)

[Patrick]

I have a new word for a whole bunch of people I see driving around Whangarei. HOBANS hat on backwards, no seatbelts. Go sit in the mall and count them as they drive round and round and round etc. Usually this group is in the 'couldn't afford a proper boy-racer car, so I'll totally fuck up this here piece of crap' bracket. Do they live in YOUR town too?:mellow:

I call them "easy quotas..." or maybe "EQ's" even?

[Virago]

I call them "easy quotas..." or maybe "EQ's" even?

What????? You have quotas???? :shutup:

[onearmedbandit]

What????? You have quotas???? :shutup:

Owned!! :lol:

[Lissa]

I was born in Wellington but lived in the Hutt for 17 years... and hey look how I turned out! :third:

(... mind you I'd never go back!)

I lived in the hutt for seven years... but I think you would have to have been born there, to get such a ummm great reputation!! :shutup:

[Toaster]

I lived in the hutt for seven years... but I think you would have to have been born there, to get such a ummm great reputation!! :shutup:

:gob: :gob: :gob: :gob: speechless!! :gob: :gob: :gob: :gob:

[peasea]

My fondest recollection of my times in the Hutt Valley was the night I was in the back seat of a 1956 Customline. We got pulled by the MOT (as it was back then) and they decided we needed looking at by the 'real' police; can't recall why. The cops arrived and one of them opened the back door, which I was leaning against, feeling ultra queezy. The door sprang open I leaned out and barfed all over the cop's feet.

Brill.

[Laava]

Ha! That's funny! My mate. when he was young and a HOBANS equivalent, threw up in the doorway of a local pizza est. Then some young thing came out, slipped and fell in it.:sick: 'That's the girl for me!' he thought, and they will have their 20th wed ann soon! Ahh, aint love wonderful!:love:

[Patrick]

What????? You have quotas???? :shutup:

Oh... :shit: I mean...:shutup: :gob:

Damn...

I said the Q word... where is my chicken???