10 out of 10 homosexual men prefer hondas.

[The Pastor]

Best Ride for the Trendy Gay Man
2006 Honda Element

The Element was made for the young, active and versatile. Freshened for its forth year, most of the plastic side molding has been removed for a more upscale look. The same people that wonder what kind of car this oddly shaped vehicle is, can't help but respect (or even envy) the driver. The mammoth interior is easily accessible with an intelligent tug on the suicide doors. It's just unique enough to satisfy the trendy in all of us.

http://gaylife.about.com/od/gayproductreviews/tp/gaycars.htm



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[Chisanga]

As long as they want my bike and not me that's fine :)

[Mr. Peanut]

Any particular reason you're perusing an online gay mag?

[boomer]

ahhahahhhahahh BUSTED FAG BOY !


bling comin Fumeux

[The Pastor]

im not homosexual. darling.

[Mom]

ahhahahhhahahh BUSTED FAG BOY !


bling comin Fumeux

I did not realise that RM was part of the pink parade? Or maybe he just out did himself........LOL

[McJim]

RM has issues - we should pity him, not mock him.


Sorry - Tui moment...:rofl:

[The Pastor]

RM has issues - we should pity him, not mock him.


Sorry - Tui moment...:rofl:

You were singing a differnt tune last night baby.

[onearmedbandit]

im not homosexual. darling.

No you're not, but your boyfriend is.

[skidMark]

you gotta admit man theyve got a good case against you.

[Grub]

Oh come on, be fair ... he only reads that magazine for the product reviews

[Big Dan]

Come on guys its clear to see RM is reaching out for help to deal with may he should open his closest and take a step out go on guys help him out - "yeah right" cause i'm sure as hell not going to

[Krusti]

:killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme Don't ya just hate it when a good plan backfires.

[The Pastor]

you gotta admit man theyve got a good case against you.

wtf are you doing here, you said u were leaving, noob.

[The Pastor]

Come on guys its clear to see RM is reaching out for help to deal with may he should open his closest and take a step out go on guys help him out - "yeah right" cause i'm sure as hell not going to

they don't call you big "boy" dan for nothing do they darling.

[Big Dan]

where do i go to get a restraining order against this guy or should that be straight jacket and prozac

[more_fasterer]

im not homosexual. darling.

Me thinks the lady doth protest too much :Pokey:

[Grahameeboy]

As long as they want my bike and not me that's fine :)

So it is my bike you like then?

[Patrick]

Or maybe he just out did himself........LOL

Was that "Outed himself???"

[avgas]

Whats this about RM getting a honda?

[The Pastor]

i'd love a honda, or any bike really.

[Morcs]

I have 2 Honda's. Does that mean im 200% gay?

[Storm]

Maybe they cancel each other out ?

[Reckless]

I have 2 Honda's. Does that mean im 200% gay?

hehe I have 2 Honda's and 2 Kwaka's (if you count the MX bikes) I suppose thats means I'm fucking confused.

Tell you what though it was bloody good this thread turned tail and F***cked him up the arse. I'm a kwaka man but I don't get this continual Honda bashing.

Doesn't sound like a fun trip if RM was pillion does it boys! eeewww yuk!

And how the hell do ya do this two quote thing in one reply got me buggered (if you excuse then pun)

[The Pastor]

hehe I have 2 Honda's and 2 Kwaka's (if you count the MX bikes) I suppose thats means I'm fucking confused.

Tell you what though it was bloody good this thread turned tail and F***cked him up the arse. I'm a kwaka man but I don't get this continual Honda bashing.

Doesn't sound like a fun trip if RM was pillion does it boys! eeewww yuk!

And how the hell do ya do this two quote thing in one reply got me buggered (if you excuse then pun)

click on "multi" on all the posts you want to quote, then click on reply.

[Grahameeboy]

Don't worry RM, I am on your side matey......

[yod]

10 out of 10 homosexual men spell fourth, "forth".

[Reckless]

thank you! I knew it would be easy and obvious

[Reckless]

Don't worry RM, I am on your side matey......

hehe which side. back side??

[Deano]

Way to come out of the closet dude.

[The Pastor]

im not gay. Wearing womans clothing DOES not make you gay. Much.



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[yod]

:shit: :blink: :eek5:

edit: oh...and mow your fuckin lawn ya lazy tart!

[Grahameeboy]

hehe which side. back side??

Front end mate..........then work my way around depending on the geography.....

[Reckless]

Hey Deano
What was the VTR like to ride on your profile pic?

Been tentitivly thinking of getting a black SP5 from the States. I reckon generally the bikes look good but the headlights look bloody aweful. Had a VTR1000, Just wondered how they rode. Might still get a 4 next but the twin thing was great fun.

[Big Dan]

why would one open themself up to this RM you have a few screws loose man go see DR phill

[The Pastor]

:shit: :blink: :eek5:

edit: oh...and mow your fuckin lawn ya lazy tart!

but the flowers are oh so pretty...

[Swoop]

<STRIKE>Un</STRIKE>fortunately all of the boring posts in this thread are hidden due to the "IGNORE!!!" list...

I have 2 Honda's. Does that mean im 200% gay?
Definately NOT!

how the hell do ya do this two quote thing in one reply got me buggered (if you excuse then pun)
Press the "Multi Quote" button.

Hey Deano
What was the VTR like to ride on your profile pic?

Had a VTR1000, Just wondered how they rode.
If you had one, why do you ask how they rode?:scratch:

[Morcs]

but the flowers are oh so pretty...

10 characters..

[Reckless]

Press the "Multi Quote" button.

If you had one, why do you ask how they rode?:scratch:

"Multi Quote" button= got that thanks, but the gay guy beat you to it.

If I had one........ = Deano would have understood the one on his pic was a VTR sp1. I had a VTR1000 quite different bikes to ride.

[The Pastor]

I wanna dance with harry dean.
Drive through texas in a black limousine.
I want a piece of heaven before i die.
I wanna pair of pink high heels that catch the lights up on the ferris wheel, but what i really want i just can't buy.
Here comes the twenty-first century.
It's gonna be much better for a girl like me, cuz i want everything i can, but most of all i want that man.
I want that man.

I wanna move like what's his name.
I'll keep the money, you can have the fame.
Everything that's yours will soon be mine.

Yeah, i wanna be the queen of the usa.
You could send me roses every other day, but what i really want i just can't buy.

Here comes the twenty first century.
It's gonna be much better for a girl like me, cuz i want everything i can, but most of all i want that man.
I want that man.

Hey!

I wanna be kissed from head to toe by that man in the very back row but he won't even look me in the eye.
Ah, i want his love to rain right down on me.
I want him to be king of all my dreams, but what i really want i just can't hide.

Here comes the twenty first century.
It's gonna be much better for a girl like me, cuz i want everything i can, but most of all i want that man.
I want that man.

[Swoop]

got that thanks, but the gay guy beat you to it.
grahameeboy posted the info first?

[The Pastor]

If you take me off ignore you might be in for a surprise mate,

Oh and swoop, i slept with ur mother and sister last night! damn straight.

[Reckless]

grahameeboy posted the info first?

Thanks swoop

Many apologies to grahameeboy for puting him "behind" the gay and not "infront" of him/her????
ouch! you can thank swoop for your repositioning grahameeboy!!

oh shit my sense of humour is even disgusting me, so that is my last post. I should have never joined this damn stupid, gay, gay pictures thread, yuk yuk yuk, I only did it to defend hondas:whocares:

cya

[more_fasterer]

hehe I have 2 Honda's and 2 Kwaka's (if you count the MX bikes) I suppose thats means I'm fucking confused.

It means you're bisexual, a.k.a. greedy :p

[The Pastor]

dover would be all over his keybord if he saw this thread,

[BuFfY]

Damn... why are all the good ones gay??

[Mom]

Was that "Outed himself???"

And here was me thinking I was being subtle..........*snigger*

[Lissa]

I know lots of guys who ride hondas... and I will have you know..... umm you might be on to something there, would explain ALOT!! teehee - only joking, dont hurt me.

[The Pastor]

Damn... why are all the good ones gay??

im not gay, ask your sister ;)

[Big Dan]

im not gay, ask your sister ;)

could have fooled me you screeeeaaaaaam gay dont you think its time to stop kidding yourself

[The Pastor]

its only gay if ur the bitch.

[Grahameeboy]

dover would be all over his keybord if he saw this thread,

And there I was thinking he was offline cause he was in the Sin Bin......didn't realise he had liquid damage to his laptop

[The Pastor]

And there I was thinking he was offline cause he was in the Sin Bin......didn't realise he had liquid damage to his laptop

he hasnt seen this thread yet, becuase he is in the sinbin.

Funny joke, but no.

[Grahameeboy]

he hasnt seen this thread yet, becuase he is in the sinbin.

Funny joke, but no.

He can still see posts....................he is probably keeping a log and will lay into us all when he is back......well for a day until he is sin binned again......

[Big Dan]

i think there should be a poll done

Is RM Gay?

YES


NO

[The Pastor]

i vote no.

[skidMark]

final vote telly...8,143 votes to 1

[Big Dan]

final vote telly...8,143 votes to 1

i'm almost tempted to start a new thread with the as the poll question all in favor of me doing it say "I"

[Patrick]

He can still see posts....................he is probably keeping a log

If you don't shit, you die...

[The Pastor]

If you don't shit, you die...

not true, my grandma hasnt taken a shit in 30 years. (some op went wrong or somthing) twice a week she has a nurse come and "empty her".

[Patrick]

not true, my grandma hasnt taken a shit in 30 years. (some op went wrong or somthing) twice a week she has a nurse come and "empty her".

Yeah, but she gets emptied... you can't "bottle" it up for ever (pardon the pun)... When Ben gets back, it will be overflow city!!! (or is that shitty?)

[The Pastor]

ben aint coming back. His missus won't let him.




BEN DOVER IS
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WHIPPED

[avgas]

I've owned hondas on occasion. Have to keep life fruity and full of choice.

[_intense_]

// Cant help but notice the queerest car of the year is a FORD... i suspected it all along. :buggerd:

[PrincessBandit]

Huh, all this talk about hondas and homos is obviously just one great big phallusy.

[RantyDave]

Wow. This thread is old.

[The Pastor]

Wow. This thread is old.
almost as old as mom

[Zuki Bandit]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Deano]

Wow. This thread is old.

It lasted a lot longer than "extra extra read all about it" - "it" being the thread about the 08 CBR1000 being reported as the gruntiest thou.....bwahaha

The truth hurts sometime.

[Mr. Peanut]

Best Ride for the Trendy Gay Man
2006 Honda Element

The Element was made for the young, active and versatile. Freshened for its forth year, most of the plastic side molding has been removed for a more upscale look. The same people that wonder what kind of car this oddly shaped vehicle is, can't help but respect (or even envy) the driver. The mammoth interior is easily accessible with an intelligent tug on the suicide doors. It's just unique enough to satisfy the trendy in all of us.

http://gaylife.about.com/od/gayproductreviews/tp/gaycars.htm




This was a pretty unfortunate moment for you. I hope you've healed since.

[Banditbandit]

Epic 11 year thread dredge ..

[TheDemonLord]

Epic 11 year thread dredge ..

That's not a Dredge, that's full blown Necrophilia....

[oldrider]

That's not a Dredge, that's full blown Necrophilia....

This thread originated way back in the day when there might have been 10 homosexual men who could actually ride a motorcycle - let alone a Honda! - :ride:

[caseye]

This thread originated way back in the day when there might have been 10 homosexual men who could actually ride a motorcycle - let alone a Honda! - :ride:

Nuffink wong wiv a Nonda! I now have one.
Does it for me!
:nono:

[F5 Dave]

This thread originated way back in the day when there might have been 10 homosexual men who could actually ride a motorcycle - let alone a Honda! - :ride:
Just what is that supposed to mean you silly old fart? So you hate gay people as well as Jews?

and ironically you cant ride either. :facepalm:

[jasonu]

Just what is that supposed to mean you silly old fart? So you hate gay people as well as Jews?

and ironically you cant ride either. :facepalm:

You'll know for sure a Jewish bloke is gay if you taste shit on his cock

[oldrider]

Just what is that supposed to mean you silly old fart? So you hate gay people as well as Jews?

and ironically you cant ride either. :facepalm:

All your words and interpretation - not mine! - So I can't ride either, according to you! - Brings a chuckle to mind that one. - Whatever you say! :ride: